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Samathou Your stupid jokes PostTue Jul 27, 2010 8:53 am Offline
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What are your favorite stupid jokes?

Personnally I invented one which is very stupid:
"If a suicidal swears you something on his life, don't listen to him."
You're my dream! ~~
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VACOOLA I keep my valves fresh PostTue Jul 27, 2010 9:37 am Offline
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Rotten valves, huh? Is it some sort of French food?
Samathou Re: Your rotten sentences PostTue Jul 27, 2010 9:57 am Offline
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Jokes... =U.U=
You're my dream! ~~
furrybutch Re: I keep my valves fresh PostTue Jul 27, 2010 10:00 am Offline
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Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:03 pm574
VACOOLA wrote:
Rotten valves, huh? Is it some sort of French food?

Oh,you! :assface:
Who wants a super delish candy with a superextracalifragilistic rapeinduhass?
Samathou Re: Your rotten sentences PostTue Jul 27, 2010 10:07 am Offline
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I'm blushing...:assface:

Ok, I corrected the tittle. :roll:

> Shame on me <
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zzyzx 1 Re: Your stupid jokes PostTue Jul 27, 2010 4:46 pm Offline
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Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:20 pm5096
Stupid jokes:

To someone who wants to be an actor:

You want your name to go up in lights? (As if you are asking if the actor wants his/her name on the Marque).

Well, change your name to EXIT (because exit signs are in lights and they're in every auditorium)

^ Stupid joke? Yes. Lame too :P
Samathou Re: Your stupid jokes PostTue Jul 27, 2010 4:53 pm Offline
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zzyzx 1 wrote:
Stupid jokes:

To someone who wants to be an actor:

You want your name to go up in lights? (As if you are asking if the actor wants his/her name on the Marque).

Well, change your name to EXIT (because exit signs are in lights and they're in every auditorium)

^ Stupid joke? Yes. Lame too :P
Heey not bad! :lol:
You're my dream! ~~
zzyzx 1 Re: Your stupid jokes PostTue Jul 27, 2010 5:00 pm Offline
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Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:20 pm5096
You just came back from an African safari:

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got into my pajamas I'll never know :P
Samathou Re: Your stupid jokes PostTue Jul 27, 2010 5:05 pm Offline
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zzyzx 1 wrote:
You just came back from an African safari:

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got into my pajamas I'll never know :P

Aaaaaaah! It took me time to understand your joke!
Actually, the guy has a pajamas in elephant skin! :lol:
You're my dream! ~~
zzyzx 1 Re: Your stupid jokes PostTue Jul 27, 2010 7:39 pm Offline
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Oh, Sam, I see. Yeah, the sentence first sounds like the person was wearing pajamas when he/she shot the elephant, or die he/she shoot an elephant who was wearing pajamas :P

Another stupid joke:

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;

Back to back they faced each other,
drew a sword and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill those two dead boys.

If you don't believe that my story is true,
ask the blind man - he saw it too.
M00ndragon69 Re: Your stupid jokes PostTue Jul 27, 2010 10:05 pm Offline
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Why don't blondes like to make Kool Aid? Cause they can't get a gallon of water in that little package.

Why are blonde jokes only 2 lines long? So the men can understand them too.

Well, you wanted stupid jokes..That could mean jokes about stupidity..LOL..
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AngusMcTavish Re: Your stupid jokes PostTue Jul 27, 2010 11:05 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:52 pm8741Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
A man goes to the racetrack and sees a horse he likes. He then approaches a teller to place his bet.

Teller: Hello, and how can I help you?

Man: Yes, I'd like to place two dollars on number 7 in this race.

Teller: Sure! And is that to Win?

Man: To Show.

Teller: Gesundheit!

(wa wa wa waaaaa...)
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zzyzx 1 Re: Your stupid jokes PostWed Jul 28, 2010 4:52 am Offline
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Stupid Joke:

What's red and goes: "ding - dong" ?

Answer: A red ding-dong.

What's blue and goes: "ding - dong"?

Answer: A blue ding-dong? NO. They only come in red.
Samathou Re: Your stupid jokes PostWed Jul 28, 2010 6:11 am Offline
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Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:13 am2805France
Someone says: "I believe I've done a big error."
His friend answers: "What's up?"
_ I was in the car and I crushed a bottle...
_And?
_ The bottle was in someone's pocket."
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Pip Tweek Re: Your stupid jokes PostWed Jul 28, 2010 10:31 am Offline
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight nine.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Just put a little boogie in it.

Why did the apple turnover?
Because it saw the banana split and the salad dressing.
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