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Re: Hey, men: who here rocks a beard? PostMon Mar 19, 2012 5:06 pm Offline
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I do not have facial hair. I have a general disdain for facial hair (or body hair for that matter). My middle brother is still in the phase where he will not shave what little facial hair he has, even though it looks terrible.
Can't we all just get along?
Re: Hey, men: who here rocks a beard? PostMon Mar 19, 2012 7:34 pm Offline
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:36 am1382in a secret underground bunker
I don't like it either....but unfortuantely (for someone like myself) it's genetics :( All of my uncles on my mothers side have had long beards at one time or another in their life. My dad's side is clean shaven, but they still have to shave a lot.

As for body hair, again...I despise it, but I have A LOT of it :( I HATE my back hair. it is sooooo gross and I just wish I could get one of those hair extration things but they are like $5000 a treatment and I in now way have any where near that to spend on it, so I must live with it :cry:

I wish I had a new body. I wish I wasn't so puggy despite being at a 'decent' weight (I'm about 210 right now, but I'd like to go down to 175 if I get on a diet). and worst of all, I hate my hair....

There are other issues that well, are more (18+) about my body that I also don't like...but I could discuss those another day :wink:

Oh yea, as for shaving...I don't mind doing the upper part, but it's the neck that takes FOREVER and I hate doing. I get a lot of "razor burn" ( I use an electric razor) so I don't usually cut. The times I have used a regular razor...well I cut just below my center jaw and...that sucked. :roll:

Oh yes, and if anybody else was as stupid as me and has ever cut their tounge while shaving...let me know! :lol:
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Re: Hey, men: who here rocks a beard? PostTue Mar 20, 2012 4:52 pm Offline
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Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:24 pm5557lost in the woods
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Oh yes, and if anybody else was as stupid as me and has ever cut their tongue while shaving...let me know! :lol:


Heh, shaving cream is not whipped cream.

I hate it when I get shaving cream in a nostril or an ear which seems to happen every other time.

At least we dudes have it easy in that we're only really expected to shave our faces. ;)
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Re: Hey, men: who here rocks a beard? PostTue Mar 20, 2012 6:31 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18351I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
wh-where'd my beautiful post go? oh well.

Triple wrote:
I finally pulled the plug on my beard today. It was fun while it lasted, but I had reached the point where I would need to decide if I'm going to be a beard guy and get some tools to keep that sh*t looking okay.

*gasp* RIP 3MX's beard; July-March 2012.
I know how you feel. After I cut my hair off the last time, it was weird feeling air and sun on the back of my neck again. As to the face, I usually draw blood on my mole, or on the left side of my neck. Funny how I have no problem circumnavigating my chin-dimple, but a massive expanse of flesh turns my razor feral.

And yeah Mike, I'm there with you. There's lots of stuff about my body I don't like. I just console myself with the fact that I can change some of it, and will some day.
I've never cut my tongue, but I have nicked my lip before. It didn't bleed alot, but it took forever for it to stop. :?
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