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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostMon Apr 16, 2012 2:51 pm Offline
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Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:24 pm5557lost in the woods
Newborns are kind of freaky. They need a couple months to achieve their real flesh tone and start packing on the weight before they get cute.
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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostTue Apr 17, 2012 4:11 pm Offline
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I admit, there are a few babies that aren't the cutest thing ever. But without a doubt the majority is! I can't wait to have kids. I wish I had a husband and job and house of my own right now so I could have one. *preferably a boy by the name of Hunter Clyde* :wink:
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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostTue Apr 17, 2012 10:18 pm Offline
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Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:52 pm182
Some babies are adorable and some aren't. Simple as that :o
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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostWed Apr 18, 2012 11:00 pm Offline
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Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:32 pm9624Sedro Woolley
I don't want to have kids..I will hang out with friends who have kids, and listen to what they have to say about their kids..But, truthfully, it is more fun for me having conversations about films or Occult things or other things I find more interesting than babies and diapers. Because, well, changing diapers is not interesting..Well, maybe it is if you have a kid, and you love them, I guess you think about things differently once you have kids...I don't want to change that way, and I don't want the huge responsibility of raising a child. And I don't want to give up my interests and hobbies because I am too tired from changing diapers, feeding the baby, and working more hours to support the baby., But, I would not be so cruel as to say that everyone's baby is f*cking ugly. Babies can be cute, it is just that my biological clock evidently doesn't work, because unlike some girls and women, I don't see a baby and suddenly want one..

Actually, to be honest..It is cruel for an adult to call a child ugly. It isn't a kid's fault if he or she has stupid, boring parents, you obviously are mad at ( 0r you wouldn't have made this thread), why not just tell the parent's to shut the f*ck up, and leave the kid out of it?
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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostWed Apr 18, 2012 11:54 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:52 pm8741Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
Forget the Yo Mama jokes; Yo Baby so ugly, the doctor dropped himself on his OWN head...from three stories up!

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All kidding aside, I'm an uncle, myself, and that's how I prefer it. I made my decision about kids years ago, and thanks to hearing a few on the occasional bus, I stand by my decision today.
Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostThu Apr 19, 2012 12:51 am Offline
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M00ndragon69 wrote:
It isn't a kid's fault if he or she has stupid, boring parents, you obviously are mad at ( 0r you wouldn't have made this thread), why not just tell the parent's to shut the f*ck up, and leave the kid out of it?

I am not talking bitching about the parents not being good parents (though I am complaining about how they love to show everyone their "cute" baby), I am just saying that, to me at least, babies are inherently ugly. Not that they are bad parents or the baby in and of itself is its own problem of ugliness, no, all babies are ugly regardless.... to me... and some others I have discussed this with.
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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostThu Apr 19, 2012 12:22 pm Offline
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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostFri Apr 20, 2012 2:11 am Offline
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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostFri Apr 20, 2012 10:39 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2029Croatia (SE Europe)
That's just creepy.
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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostFri Apr 20, 2012 5:51 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18355I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
It's not as bad or stupid as this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzkDzXHeeA

triplemultiplex wrote:
Newborns are kind of freaky. They need a couple months to achieve their real flesh tone and start packing on the weight before they get cute.

True. Take this little brown potato for example... qua?

Then, a little while later... aww.
Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostFri Apr 20, 2012 7:41 pm Offline
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Some babies are adorable and some aren't. Simple as that :o


There you go.
Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostMon Apr 23, 2012 3:41 am Offline
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Well, fine. You think the baby is ugly. But, as you said, the parents think their baby is cute.

So why would you tell the parents their baby is ugly? That would hurt their feelings and make them feel bad.
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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostMon Apr 23, 2012 11:53 am Offline
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Not the mama!

Quite the Dinosaurs reference, Will.
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Re: Your baby is f*cking ugly. Deal with it. PostTue Apr 24, 2012 7:15 pm Offline
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Your baby is f*cking ugly, not cute. It is fat, thin-haired, and stubby. It whines and whines and sh*t and pisses all over the place. It makes a f*cking mess. I am not saying that just YOUR baby is ugly, I am saying ALL babies are ugly, and you all know it to be the f*cking truth. Why must we kid ourselves like this? The only reason moms and dads think THEIR babies are cute comes down to evolution. On the mom's side, there is even a chemical release shortly after birth on the brain that makes her attached to the baby so much she would give her life to save the baby's. This doesn't mean your ugly ass baby is cute.

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