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If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much like v PostSun May 19, 2013 3:41 am Offline
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If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much like vampires, that must be why i have been so afraid of human girls, their vaginas simulate the smell of garlic so much that its like someone applied pepperspray perfume that works against people like me. I feel like i cant even go to a rodeo, horse show, the regional hurling championships, baseball game ect. without wearing one of those suits that the scientists from the remake of the crazies were protected in.
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Re: If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much li PostSun May 19, 2013 3:44 am Offline
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People cant even imagine what its like to be me when im at a giants pre-season game and the chick in front of me starts eating garlic fries, my suits cant handle that. Its getting out of control, and i have the most powerful suits money can buy, and thats what blows the most, apparently when a human female eats garlic fries near a vampire or a ginger the scent is so powerful combined that if i wasnt wearing my suit id probably just rapture.
Re: If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much li PostSun May 19, 2013 12:49 pm OfflineBoard Moderator
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Garlic? You been dating Asian chicks?
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Re: If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much li PostSun May 19, 2013 5:39 pm Offline
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HAHAHA, I have tried before and from my experience i caught a ferocious potentially deadly scent if it werent for my gear breaking through the barriers of my suit that made it smell as though someone rubbed wasabi sauce on my eyes and nose. Good question though.
Re: If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much li PostSun May 19, 2013 7:05 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
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Garlic? You been dating Asian chicks?

Or gobbling Italian 'ookies.
Re: If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much li PostSun May 19, 2013 7:56 pm Offline
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Yeahp the female human italians are garlic simulators all the way my man.
Re: If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much li PostMon May 20, 2013 8:27 am Offline
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Tue May 14, 2013 2:09 pm17In your hearts.
I just want to say that Mickey is the most interesting poster I've met on a forum board. :D
Re: If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much li PostTue May 28, 2013 8:14 pm Offline
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Interesting as in crazy? Yeah, I'd agree...almost.
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Re: If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much li PostTue May 28, 2013 10:16 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
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Garlic? You been dating Asian chicks?

Or gobbling Italian 'ookies.

Oh, that reminds me. If you ever have bottom love with a Hispanic lady (or Gentleman), be wary. That burning sensation might not be the clap, it could just be a Jalapeno seed in your U'. Not speaking from personal experience, just a recanted tale.
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So someone told you this tale and then took it back? lol
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Re: If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much li PostWed May 29, 2013 7:12 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
*recounted* I must have been really, really tired. I remember writing that correctly.
Re: If vampires shy away from garlic and gingers are much li PostThu Jun 06, 2013 8:51 am Offline
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The female ginger can apparently handle the scent of that which is the leading cause of raptures amongst male gingers the most common cause of death you see with people like me, shaun white, mike clark from bmx that you see on the dew channel on youtube ect. the female apparently adapts to the deadly scent from birth and learns to use it to her advantage. Look at lily cole a fine specimen you will notice this one carries around a scent more deadly than most, garlic aside the suits will not resist that female ginger (Fammiuss Gingonicus)
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The female ginger is able to breed by trapping the male into a pit of unused tampons which is the only way she knows how to prevent rapture and utilizes this deadly scent to execute her prey. She then collects the seamen from the undergarments of the males genitals from the males wet dreams or involuntary seamen blasts that male gingers will commonly experience the night before. She then takes the seamen and inserts it into birth canal. If the female has a male infant the ginger male baby normally has about 2 weeks to escape from the nest or the mother will kill it.
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Is that you, Cartman?
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