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Chat with Eric-bot PostTue Nov 28, 2006 12:19 pm Offline
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Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:28 am268
Ok, the rough version of Eric-bot is ready for a workout. He needs a few talkings-to so that he can become smarter.

It's my first attempt at a real AI bot (Timmy-bot was kind of a joke) so he's not fully compete, and he's always learning. So as time progresses, he'll get better and better.

Ask him stuff, talk to him, whatever. Thanks.

Chat with the bot.
PostTue Nov 28, 2006 5:44 pm Offline
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Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:07 pm955Willy Dribble!!!
:lol: Bwahaha. I put *smooches* and he put "totally seriously?"
I love bots like whoa. I remember smartchild- ahhhhh the addiction. So much better than real peoples.
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PostTue Nov 28, 2006 9:00 pm Offline
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Thu Apr 22, 2004 12:28 am268
^^OMG I've got to program him better for affection!
His friendly side needs work! :)

He's got a decent bank of responses to insults, but he still draws a blank on lots of stuff. ('Course, I figured most poeple would abuse him, so I spent more time on the abuse section.)
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
I'm starting to love this thing.

Two of my favorite ones:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/ ... icbot1.png

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/ ... icbot2.png

Oh, the fun we had. We Roshamboed (unfortunately I lost), and we played Lambs, and I told him that I f'ed his mom, and he said "tell me more" and I said, "Yes, real hard" And he said "Totally Seriously?" And I almost fell off my bed laughing.
PostFri Feb 02, 2007 10:12 am Offline
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Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:39 am4
Nice work ^^

Eric: Dude, lay off the cough medicine when your typing. Seriously.
Me: Why?
Eric:Because Mel Gibson said so
Me:Hes gay aswell ya know..
Eric:Hes gay?? No friggin way!
PostFri Feb 02, 2007 3:23 pm Offline
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Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:12 pm677the bottom of the downward spiral.
hahaha..

Me: do you want to make out?
Eric: to make out? Gimme! Gimme!
Me: i'm not making out with [i:4e091]you.[/i:4e091]
Eric: Wow, sucks to be you, huh?
Me: not really.
Eric: not really? No friggin way!
Ich bin über alles.
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PostFri Feb 02, 2007 3:47 pm Offline
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Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:50 pm3709America's Next Door Neighbour, Canada
This is amusing and funny. Good job programing this thing. :P

Me: Hey fag
Cartman: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: Probably
Cartman: Probably? No friggin way!
Me: How would you like a cake made out of babies?
Cartman: Totally seriously???
Me: Yeah, a cake made out of babies.
Cartman: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: And you need to lay off the candy, Tubby!
Cartman: you need to lay off the candy Tubby.... Hmmm... I have to look that up and get back to you.
Me: You love Kyle
Cartman: Kyle is a stinky, poo-pants, money grubbing Joo. He's also a whiny bitch.
Cartman: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: You already said that, Kyle Lover
Cartman: You already said that Kyle Lover? No friggin way!
Me: DO NOT SCREW WITH ME, YOU KYLE RAMMER!
Cartman: Aww, I'd better not then. Retard's about to cry.
Me: Do you like McDonald’s?
Cartman: Totally!
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PostSat Feb 03, 2007 8:36 pm Offline
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Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:36 pm11269
This is one of the greatest things ever invented.
That's how it's down here on the farm!
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Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:12 pm1158New York, USA
I think I'm gonna pee my pants...

Me: Hey.
Cartman: What's up, homie?
Me: Your mom.
Cartman: Please, tell me more about Your mom. I totally want to hear it!
Me: Why?
Cartman: Because Mel Gibson said so.
Me: f*ck him.
Cartman: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: But I love cough syrup.
Cartman: I'm sure cough syrup loves you too.
Me: I love Kyle.
Cartman: What makes you love Kyle so much?
Me: He's hot.
Cartman: He is hot? No friggin way!
Me: You're hot.
Cartman: Nuh uh!
Me: You're my secret lover.
Cartman: Oh, really? I was wondering if I was....
Me: You suck dick.
Cartman: Totally seriously???

What an amazing time waster.
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
Me: do you like buttsecks?
EB: Eww, buttsecks, no!
me: do you enjoy bottom-love?
EB:Hmm, bottom-love? I'll have to check on that and get back to you.
me:vagina?
EB:AWESOME-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT (or whatever)
me: what about penuse?

Then the site locked up on me, and I had to start over.

EDIT:
Q :Are you have sex?
A: Some people say I am have sex, but they're just jealous.
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Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:04 pm38IN
Me: Jesus was Jewish.
Cartmanbot: Totally seriously???
me: yes
ECB: I see...
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
Me: Hey cockfag what's up?
bot: Mr. Hammerhead I presume?
Me: No tube-flap, I'm Anthony.
bot: Please, tell me more about No tube flap I am Anthony. I totally want to hear it!
Me: Well, basically I'm calling you a urethra covering, and stating my name.
bot: (basically the same as before.)
Me: Tell me about yourself.
bot: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
bot: Have you ever seen a grown man naked? No friggin way!
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Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:42 am154Shermer, Illinois
LOL, great stuff!
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PostThu Apr 26, 2007 7:24 am Offline
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Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:11 pm1407Pevensey Bay, England
I love this thing.
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Wed May 17, 2006 11:29 am1796Officially THE Crappiest Town in Britain, Middlesbrough
Me: Good EEEVENING Fatty!
Cartman: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: And you better lay off the 'I can't believe It's not butter' tubby!
Cartman: Hmmm... I have to look that up and get back to you.
Me: What? While you scoff down another lump of the yellow stuff?!
Cartman: What were you saying? Please, tell me more about While you scoff down another lump of the yellow stuff. I totally want to hear it!
Me: You really are dumb!
Cartman: You really are dumb? No friggin way!
Me: Yes friggin' way butter-brain
Cartman: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: No, just someone who sure would love to punch your f*cking face in.
Cartman: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: WEEEEEAK!
Cartman: Totally seriously???
Me: Why do I get the feeling you're not human?
Cartman: Because Mel Gibson said so.
Me: Oh Christ, here we go again!

:roll:
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