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Re: Chat with Eric-bot PostSun Nov 07, 2010 3:28 pm Offline
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Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:42 pm66

Me: I'm Jewish, you know. I love being Jewish.
Cartman: Why do you love being Jewish?
Me: Latkes and jew jokes.
Cartman: Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Cartman: Because Kyle was trying to make joo-love with it!!

XD Loved that. Lol.. I actually am Jewish lol so it's fun abusing it.

A different time:
Me: My name is Blank.
Cartman: Weird. I once talked with a child molester named Blank. Is that you?
I LOVE KENNY! Second favorite characters: Kyle and Butters
Re: Chat with Eric-bot PostMon Nov 08, 2010 2:25 am Offline
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Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:00 pm7
Me: The hippies send peace and love !
Eric says: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: No..
Eric says: I see...... not sure if I can believe you though.
Me: Why not ?
Eric says: Because Mel Gibson said so.
Me: But Mel gibson like buttsex.
Eric says: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.

This sh*t makes me laugh. nice job !!


Me: You fat ass
Eric says: If you say fat one more time, I'm gonna f*ckin kill you, I'm totally seriously assh*le.
Me: Fat
Eric says: *CLIENT LOCATION LOGGED* You didn't learn. Scott Tenorman was the same. Look at him now. But don't worry, you won't see it coming, I assure you.
Re: Chat with Eric-bot PostTue Dec 14, 2010 9:09 pm Offline
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Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:42 pm433
I asked the bot "Do you like Wendy?" and he said "Totally!". So weird...

EDIT: Below

Me: Do you want to f*ck Wendy?

Eric: to f*ck Wendy? Gimme! Gimme!

it gets weirder and weirder...
Re: Chat with Eric-bot PostSat Feb 05, 2011 10:40 am Offline
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:36 am1
Re: Chat with Eric-bot PostThu Apr 21, 2011 1:21 pm Offline
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Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:13 pm77Noo Yawk
Me: Hello fatso!
Eric: My name's not fatso, it's Eric.
Me: Yeah?
Eric: Yeah? No friggin way!
Me: Are you Jewish?
Eric: Some people say I am Jewish, but they're just jealous.
Me: You derelict!
Eric: Please, tell me more about You derelict. I totally want to hear it!
Me: Okay then...
Eric: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: Cool Overkill song!
Me: I like Kyle.
Eric: I'm happy you like Kyle, but really, so what?
Me: Fat ass!
Eric: You make baby jesus cry with talk like that.
Me: Later!
Eric: Later, brah, Go with Christ!
"I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade" - George Carlin
Re: Chat with Eric-bot PostSun Sep 18, 2011 12:43 pm Offline
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Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:31 pm11


Cartman: It's MY hot body! I do what I want!
Badump-bump, TSH.
"I'm free, m'kay!" "F*ck f*ck f*ckity f*ck-f*ck!" "Dude, it's a frozen dude!" And so on.

Username: CARTMAN, KENNY, STAN, KYLE(K2)<--In order of most favorite.
Re: Chat with Eric-bot PostSat Mar 15, 2014 10:55 pm Offline
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Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:36 am168
The Cartman!Bot thing is pretty fun. Will there be a Kyle bot or Stan bot?
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