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Jack Reacher PostTue Oct 25, 2011 1:20 pm Offline
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Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:02 pm1
For all of you who are familiar with Lee Child's fictional character Jack Reacher, an atrocity of the greatest proportion has been commited. In the upcoming movie based on Lee Child's One Shot, the part of 6'5, 250lb Jack Reacher is supposed to be played by Tom Cruise. If anyone else thinks this is ridiculous, please post. We need to get the word to the people who make South Park, so they can find an appropriate avenue to make fun of Tom Cruise. He's like 4 feet tall. If Jack Reacher wanted to play with his woodland elf/centaur/magician friends, Tom Cruise would be perfect for the role. However, HE'S SHORT AND LAME. Jack Reacher is somewhat of a douche. Tom Cruise takes teh meaning to a whole new level. He bit off way more than he can chew on this one, about 2 feet and 130 extra lbs more.
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