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Family Guy quotes PostTue Aug 09, 2005 6:19 pm Offline
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Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:50 pm992
I know a lot of people here love Family Guy, so post some of your favorite Family Guy quotes here.
Heres one:

Chris: Doctor, I need you to get rid of this zit!
Doug (Chris's Zit): You traitor!
Doctor: Whoa, that's a doosie! I bet some of those awful kids at school call you Zit face?
Chris: No
Doctor: Papa zit?
Chris: No
Doctor: Pus peak?
Chris: No
Doctor: Fat ass?
Chris: Well..yeah..
:lol:
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Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:03 am448stuck in my cabana, livin on bananas and blow
Peter: How am I gonna raise $50,000

Quagmire: Well, you can have sex with 1,000 fat chicks for $50 a piece or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 a piece
PostTue Aug 09, 2005 9:27 pm Offline
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Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:43 pm1
Giggidy giggidy goo! :parishilton:

Something that Quagmire would say about the Hilton bitch.
PostTue Aug 09, 2005 10:19 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 09, 2005 6:58 pm1anchorage, alaska
general disaray wrote:
Peter: How am I gonna raise $50,000

Quagmire: Well, you can have sex with 1,000 fat chicks for $50 a piece or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 a piece

What? Don't look at me like that! Fat Chicks need love too, but they gotta pay!
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rag doll wrote:
Giggidy giggidy goo! :parishilton:

Something that Quagmire would say about the Hilton bitch.



Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy lets have sex !
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:44 pm1199
Peter: Thee Days! but that's tommorow!
I like my women like I like my beef, gound up and in the freezer.....
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Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:03 am448stuck in my cabana, livin on bananas and blow
Peter: Math my son is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology
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Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:24 pm5686The Mormon Homeland
"I just saw you and Ross Fischman breaking the 5th Comandment. Congress passes these things for a reason!"
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Peter:"If I wasn't so sure you're a lesbian; I'd think you were coming onto me."
I like my women like I like my beef, gound up and in the freezer.....
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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

here's another one-

Judge: Im sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!

:lol:
That reminds me of Dane Cook's "Not so Kool Aid" skit.
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Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:24 pm5686The Mormon Homeland
"Christians don't believe in gravity."

--

Man in white: "What do you want?"

Stewie: "Freedom! What do you want?"

Man in white: "I want to get the hell out of here!"

Stewie: "Oh I'm sorry, we're all out of that. I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death."

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God: "Jesus Christ!"

Jesus: "What?"

God: "Get the Escalade, we're outta here!"
(edited to correct it.)
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Meg: I can't believe I fell in love with Neil!
Lois: I can't believe I did that to Neil!
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!
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Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:24 pm5686The Mormon Homeland
"As to you kind sage, I only hope my heartfelt thanks will keep you warm as you spend the next ten years IN FROZEN CARBONITE!"
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Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:24 pm1453the one country I love to hate,Romania!
Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
"Open doors so I walk inside/close my eyes,find my place to hide/and the shake as I take it/let the show begin /open my eyes/just to hold them closed once again"
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