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"i gotta stop taking my baths during peters schanagans."

Peter (entering boss' office): Is this where I get a poop pass for the executive bathroom?

Boss: Sit down, Peter. We need to talk.

Peter: Oh, well, you better make it quick, 'cause I'm starting to crown.

"shes the jerk."

"We're going to Texas for religous tollerance, that's like trying to get Sneakers O' Tool to take his sneakers off"

"shipoopi shipoopi the girl is hard to get."

(Adam West goes to a psychic)

AW: Can you answer me just one question?

Psychic (Estelle): Yes.

(pause)

AW: Thank you. (leaves)

^^

The FG haters would love this weeks episode; in that it gives them a good excuse to rip on the show for doing something South Park did. When Brian coaches Peter into being a psychic to persuade Lois as to the implausibility of psychics, even I could only think; "Wow, just like Biggest Douche."

To be fair, it was only the b-story in an episode where the main plot revolves around Chris dating a girl with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, that sounds... horrible.

i saw that it was very offensive in my opinion.

"chris where have you been?"

" i don't know."

Chris starts swinging his shirt around and then the peado guy is watching on a ladder then he faints and the ladder falls over

Chris, don't you know about the bird?
MEG!! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!!

I've been trying to figure out for weeks how I could quote that episode w/o writing paragraphs and paragraphs.
ba-ba-ba bird, bird, bird, bird is the word. I said a-bird-bird-bird, bird is the word...

"aww in the kitchen meg."

Tom Brady: Dammit, Griffin! I said "No showboating!"

"eww a bandaid."