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Re: Family Guy quotes PostWed Feb 17, 2010 8:49 pm Offline
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Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:25 pm1646Why do you wanna know where I live? stalker.
"I love you filthy hobo."
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Re: Family Guy quotes PostThu Feb 18, 2010 5:22 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:14 pm6615B.C.
"maybe we should get new room mates." "yeah maybe we should."
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
Re: Family Guy quotes PostWed Feb 24, 2010 12:00 am Offline
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Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:25 pm1646Why do you wanna know where I live? stalker.
(This is part of one of Brian's songs)

The 60s brought the hippie breed
and decades later things have changed indeed
we lost the values but we kept the weed
you've got a lot to see!
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Re: Family Guy quotes PostWed Feb 24, 2010 4:28 pm Offline
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Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:24 pm5686The Mormon Homeland
AxayPaulene wrote:
(This is part of one of Brian's songs)

The 60s brought the hippie breed
and decades later things have changed indeed
we lost the values but we kept the weed
you've got a lot to see!


Love that one.

The 60s brought the hippie breed
and decades later things have changed indeed.
We lost the values but we kept the weed.
You've got a lot to see!

The Reagan years have laid the frame
for movie stars to play the White House game.
We're not too far from voting Feldman-Hayne.
You've got a lot to see!

The town of Vegas has got a different face
'because it's a family place with lots to do.
Where in the 50's, a man could mingle with scores
of all the seediest whores; well now his children can too!

You heard it from the canine's mouth
the country's changed, that is except the South,
and you'll agree!

No one really knows my dear lady friend
just quite how it all will end.
So hurry, you've got a lot to see!

The baldness gene was cause for dread,
but that's a fear that you can put to bed.
They'll shave your ass an glue it on your head.
You've got a lot to see!

The PC age has moved the bar.
A word like "redneck" is a step too far.
The proper term is "country music star."
You've got a lot to see!

Our flashy cell phones
make people mumble "Gee whiz,
look how important he is,
his life must rule."

You'll get a tumor.
But on your surgery day
the doc will see it and say,
"Wow, you must really be cool!"

"There's lots of things you may have missed."
"Like Pee Wee and his famous wrist."
"Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye."

"That awesome 'Thundercats' cartoon."
"Neil Armstrong landing on the moon."
"Neil Armstrong? Wait, was he trumpet guy?"

So let's go see the USA.
They'll treat you right
unless your black or gay
or Cherokee!

But you can forgive the world and it's flaws
and follow me there because
you've still got a hell of a lot to see!

You've got a lot to see!!!
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Re: Family Guy quotes PostWed Feb 24, 2010 6:27 pm Offline
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Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:37 pm4
interview:" Where do you see yourself you 5 years"
Peter"(thinking) dont say doing you wife dont say doing your wife "doing your son"
Re: Family Guy quotes PostWed Feb 24, 2010 6:33 pm Offline
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:42 pm765Newcastle, Ireland
This is worse than getting a birthday message from zinedine zidane

old lady opens door: hello?

Zidane: (headbutts her) Bon anniversaire! (throws cake on her head)
"I tried to watch the Spurs game in my hotel room but I fell asleep"-Arsene wenger
Re: Family Guy quotes PostWed Feb 24, 2010 7:10 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:14 pm6615B.C.
"heads up!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
Re: Family Guy quotes PostWed Feb 24, 2010 7:11 pm Offline
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:26 pm2500the dangleberry of planet Earth
"Anna took a dump on me!"
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Back off, snickerdick!
I wanna ride your Rapidash ;D
Re: Family Guy quotes PostWed Feb 24, 2010 11:07 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:52 pm8921Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
"You know what else is gross? (faaaart, opens eyes to find one red) AHHH, I broke a damn blood vessel!!"
Re: Family Guy quotes PostThu Feb 25, 2010 5:59 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:14 pm6615B.C.
"what the hell was that!?"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
Re: Family Guy quotes PostThu Feb 25, 2010 9:34 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
Re: Family Guy quotes PostFri Feb 26, 2010 12:07 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:52 pm8921Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
Diane: Channel 5 has just received this message from the Electric Company:

HEY, YOU GUUUUUYYYYYYS!!!

('70s series theme song plays)
Re: Family Guy quotes PostFri Feb 26, 2010 1:57 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:14 pm6615B.C.
"shut up you had your finger in my ass!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
Re: Family Guy quotes PostFri Feb 26, 2010 3:53 pm Offline
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Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:24 pm5686The Mormon Homeland
"The Freakin' FCC"
performed by Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin & Stewie Griffin


(Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC.)

They will clean up all your talkin' in a manner such as this:
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss.
And they'll make you call 'fellatio' a 'trouser-friendly kiss'.

Is the plan situation,
there's no negotiation
with the fellas at the freakin' FCC?

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops.
Any baby with a brain could tell them 'Everybody Poops'.

Take a tip, take a lesson,
you'll never win by messin'
with the fellas at the freakin' FCC.

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing,
you're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say 'penis'.

So they sent this little warning; they're prepared to do their worst.
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced.
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first.

They may just be narodic,
or possibly psychotic;
they're the fellas at the freakin' FCC!
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Re: Family Guy quotes PostSat Feb 27, 2010 12:22 pm Offline
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:26 pm2500the dangleberry of planet Earth
Random Lady: Oh my god you saved her life!

Other Random Lady: Yeah, she would have died if you didn't give her CPR

Quagmire: What the hell is CPR?!
PopRocksAndSoda

Back off, snickerdick!
I wanna ride your Rapidash ;D
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