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Confessions PostSun Apr 10, 2005 3:49 pm OfflineBoard Moderator
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This is the confessions thread. Come here to bitch about your life problems, or some here to confess your worst sins.

NSFU read Cosmo today! :o It wasn't the first time, but this paticular issue was dirty and had a lot of sex in it. I love those tips they give out! They're so retarted yet seem very useful at the same time.

Oooh I feel like a horny high school girl!
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wow.. maybe we didn't need to know that nsfu ;)
Well, I eh, just plotting someone's death autually a few people :)
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PostSun Apr 10, 2005 4:39 pm OfflineBoard Moderator
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Schantrac wrote:
Well, I eh, just plotting someone's death autually a few people :)

Uh huh...

I have a project due tomorrow, but I NEED to slack off on it tonight. C'mon, I have a freakin' Cosmo to read! I can learn how to be a better lover! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am WAY to young for this stuff. :D
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Re: Confessions PostSun Apr 10, 2005 4:48 pm Offline
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No_substitute_for_you wrote:
Oooh I feel like a horny high school girl!

Nice. 8)

I figured out an ingeneous way to assassinate someone traveling in a vehicle convoy. I'll only say it involves explosives and a laser kinda like on those doors that open automatically at stores. :twisted:
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NSFU is totally cramped up today. She had to miss school and had to take some drugs to relieve the pain. :cry: :cry:

NSFU's confession - She enjoys watching the Surreal Life. :D
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:48 am1240In a hole in the forest. Don't try to find me cause your face will never look the same again.
Aren't you 12!? :shock:


well...I'm far away from be a horny high-school girl,still virgin-and have no plans to lost it yet,I guess I'm pretty immature for being 14. :roll:


But it is some sex tips & stuff in the comformist girl magazine "FRIDA".
10 great ways too have sex :wink:

But when I'm alone at home in the middle of the night it happens I zapp over to some porno...haha,I'm not much better than you NSFU :lol:
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puderdocka wrote:
Aren't you 12!? :shock:

Haha, yeah I am.

But I don't look at porn! I merely read a magazine about sex is all! :lol:
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:48 am1240In a hole in the forest. Don't try to find me cause your face will never look the same again.
No_substitute_for_you wrote:
puderdocka wrote:
Aren't you 12!? :shock:

Haha, yeah I am.

But I don't look at porn! I merely read a magazine about sex is all! :lol:



It don't happen often...and I don't look more than 10 minutes(it getting to gross then :stanpuke: )

Hmm...what should I comfess now...does it have too be about sex? :P
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PostMon Apr 11, 2005 11:21 am OfflineBoard Moderator
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puderdocka wrote:
Hmm...what should I comfess now...does it have too be about sex? :P

Haha! No! You can confess whatever you want! :D
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Hmm... Confessions, confessions... I have to confess that I've nothing to confess! At least I don't remeber any. :roll: Yet. 8)
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Re: Confessions PostMon Apr 11, 2005 12:24 pm Offline
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No_substitute_for_you wrote:
Oooh I feel like a horny high school girl!


Whoa... interesting. :?

What do I have to confess? I'm a perfect little angel. :twisted: Ha definetely kidding there...

Well... I would confess some things... but I'm not going to go there-- and NO I have not had sex.

Let's see... well... my room is VERY messy, i havent moved the date on my SP calander, my little spanish word calander, and my dry erase board calander, im wearing my towlie shirt, its hot outside and my windows are open, fan is on... i woke up late for school today... rode the bus this afternoon and listened to a DISGUISTING conversation between the five guys who sit around me about how to eat a girl out (it was f*cking sick... thank God i'm one of the first stops)... i missed two questions on a math quiz-- went to ask the teacher a question about it and she made me feel like a dumbass (i dont like her)... i hate (okay strongly dislike) the boss of our local Giant Eagle (he's a douche)... and i'm supposed to start the laundry right now but im not... and i should be doing my homework (i have lots) right now but im not...
--Have I confessed enough yet? I'll confess more when I think of some.

I'm a bad girl... I need to learn how to behave myself haha.
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:48 am1240In a hole in the forest. Don't try to find me cause your face will never look the same again.

I LOVE big nosed dogs(like those in "quest for ratings"),they're so cute..haha :lol:



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Re: Confessions PostMon Apr 11, 2005 12:44 pm OfflineBoard Moderator
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[quote="RacheyraE":675e6][quote="No_substitute_for_you":675e6]Oooh I feel like a horny high school girl![/quote:675e6]

[color=yellow:675e6]Whoa... interesting. :?

Well... I would confess some things... but I'm not going to go there-- and NO I have not had sex.[/color:675e6][/quote:675e6]
God! All I did was read a Cosmo! :lol:

I have a HUGE unit project that was due on Friday. I'm not finishing it right now. Tee hee.

I need to finish the Cosmo article I started last night. It was a book review about a murder.
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Re: Confessions PostMon Apr 11, 2005 12:52 pm Offline
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:48 am1240In a hole in the forest. Don't try to find me cause your face will never look the same again.
No_substitute_for_you wrote:
I need to finish the Cosmo article I started last night. It was a book review about a murder.



A sex-murder? :wink:
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