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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostWed Oct 02, 2013 11:57 am Offline
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Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:55 am563
Mamont wrote:
Today I saw a cat sewed in two by a train. The worst thing is I didn't take a picture. Oh, that reminds me! I have to charge my phone.

Yeah, that would be so much fun, wouldn't it? Considering it was probably someone's pet. But guess what would be even funnier. It would be hella funnier if your own pet got hit by a car or "sewed in two by a train" and you took a picture of it to post it here for our amusement. Trust me, everyone would be in stitches!
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostWed Oct 02, 2013 12:48 pm Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
I never said it was funny. Don't put words in my mouth. It was gruesome. It was a bad joke on how I used to take pictures of small dead animals, which I mentioned here before.
As for the cat being someone's pet, it's probably one of dozens hanging around crazy cat lady's house beside the tracks.
And, yes. sawed*
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostThu Oct 03, 2013 11:09 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
Imagesawn*
That must have been a massive brain fart.

Anyway.
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Although, it's just for laughs, this picture shows how a lot of people think. Even I at first glance though "that's just wrong!" But why? It's not cannibalism. Why do we so often think of all birds as members of one species? And it's not just this. I've seen this often. When mammals eat other mammals, it's fine. Lions eat zebras, cats eat mice, humans eat bacon. But when bird eats another bird it's cannibalism.
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostThu Oct 03, 2013 12:43 pm Offline
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Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:55 am563
Sawn, sawed, who da f cayez.
Do cats eat bats? Do rats have tats?
Does bacon eat Macon or the other ray awound?

SAME DIFFERENCE
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostThu Oct 03, 2013 3:57 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostThu Oct 03, 2013 4:26 pm Offline
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Running full speed into a wall while tipsy is the same as getting run over by a truckload of elephants. Has that made you un-bored? It better!
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostSat Oct 12, 2013 3:20 am Offline
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Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:55 am563
There's no pause like a long dramatic pause, and this dramatic pause, I think it yawns for applause. Yearns, that is. If silence were actually golden, this board would be glowing with the light of a thousand suns. Then again, whoopty-fucking-doo! Let's enjoy the silence a little longer, making it glow a tad bit stronger. How about a couple more weeks? Check that: 6 weeks, 6 days, and 6 hours. Come on, we can pull it off. Ready, steady..... BANZAI!!!
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostSat Oct 12, 2013 4:50 am Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostSat Oct 12, 2013 5:09 am Offline
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostSat Oct 12, 2013 3:19 pm Offline
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Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:48 am20
I waved at a guy carrying a baby once and the baby jolted so hard the baby almost flew off the guy holding her
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostMon Oct 14, 2013 6:00 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
For no reason, I have Belouis Some running through my head. "Some people, dance cheek to cheek. Some people, dance..."
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostTue Oct 15, 2013 10:20 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
New rule: gingers should always wear blue.
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostWed Oct 16, 2013 6:33 am Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
Erkay. Wanna explain why?
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostWed Oct 16, 2013 9:39 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
Because they look awesome in blue. Blue goes perfectly with orange.
Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here! PostWed Oct 16, 2013 1:58 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
Ah, yes. Complementary colors.
Texas born; Texas raised; Texas proud!
REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
Proud member of the Tin Foil Hat Club.
Jeff Murdock "Mopie" (1986-2013) Rest in peace, Mopie.
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