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....for now go nowhere. PostWed Sep 13, 2006 5:06 pm Offline
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Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:12 pm73
The energy we put into the thoughts I am man, I am woman, I am good, I am bad, I am inferior, I am superior, I'm getting it, I'm not getting it, I had it, I lost it, I will get it, they got it . . . and on and on. This is a lot of activity.
Just sit. I do not mean sit on the couch and turn on the TV. You need soul rest. Just sit. You ask what results you may expect from doing this? You are already a thousand miles off the mark. Sit!

...for now, go nowhere.
Ka Pow!
PostWed Sep 13, 2006 6:06 pm Offline
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Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:06 pm2254New Atlanta, Sector 11, Building 71G
And today's lucky numbers are 3, 4, 7, 11, 18, and 29.
PostWed Sep 13, 2006 6:14 pm Offline
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Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:12 pm73
Your mind
Your money
Your breath
Your energy
Your body
Your faith
Your relationships
Your prayers

You will unlock the door.
To peace, happiness and contentment.

Guess again.
Ka Pow!
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Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:50 pm3709America's Next Door Neighbour, Canada
Where does the bread go when you make toast?
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If you want me to do a signature for you, PLEASE READ THIS FIRST!
PostWed Sep 13, 2006 6:38 pm Offline
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:37 pm2514
I like chicken wings. 8)
PostWed Sep 13, 2006 7:18 pm Offline
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Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:12 pm73
If you're really smart you willl turn around
And walk away
Fast!
Stay here and you will lose
Everything you hold dear.
Your therapist, your drug dealer
There you may find a moment of peace.
You found it there once.

But the fear sets in
When it's time to leave.
You try to pack
Everything you own.
But you can't move
For the weight of it.

When you finally go
You will travel light.

But words are like
Sledge hammers with slippery handles.
They are difficult to guide
To their target,
Dangerous,
Propably hitting anything.
Ka Pow!
PostWed Sep 13, 2006 7:38 pm Offline
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Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:06 pm2254New Atlanta, Sector 11, Building 71G
Learn to speak Chinese!

bok gwai = white devil
PostWed Sep 13, 2006 7:42 pm Offline
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:37 pm2514
I have a feeling Hess is trolling to make up for a serious lack of penis power here. :o It makes him feel in control. Well I got news for you Hessel De Boer: My penis is twice as big as yours ever will be. 8)

I know that made no sense. I just wanted an excuse to talk about my penis. :lol:
PostWed Sep 13, 2006 7:45 pm Offline
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Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:06 pm2254New Atlanta, Sector 11, Building 71G
Yeah but it's fun to f*ck with his threads.


If a tree falls in a forest, and it lands on a troll, does anybody care?
PostWed Sep 13, 2006 7:46 pm Offline
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Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:37 pm2514
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PostWed Sep 13, 2006 8:39 pm Offline
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Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:44 am528In la la land with the pixies :D
Nommel wrote:
Well I got news for you Hessel De Boer: My penis is twice as big as yours will ever be. 8)


I've heard that when a man talks about the size of his penis he's actually embarassed about how incredibly small it actually is. So in order to make him feel better about himself he talks about how big he wishes it to be but instead of saying 'wish' he just says that's how big it is.

Sound familiar SJ?


But seriously, what the hell is this thread even about? XD
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PostWed Sep 13, 2006 9:31 pm Offline
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:08 pm2504hillbilly hell
Initially, it's about some random guy who thinks he knows what the hell he's talking about but probably stole his "wise" words from a napkin somewhere.

And it's about two men comparing penis size, of course.
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Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:22 pm3
hey guys i kow no-ones prob in ere but yeah im trying things out uz im new so yeah cya layer bye jatz
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Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:36 pm11269
Unwise sayings!
Lucky numbers!
Bread!
Toast!
Trees on Trolls!
Sound quality of Treed Trolls!
Chicken Wings!
Chinese!
White Devils!
Waffles!
Penises!


Wow, what a great thread!
That's how it's down here on the farm!
PostThu Sep 14, 2006 1:32 am Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18782I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
I have a magnificent pianist, protect my balls.
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