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Paris Hilton is a whore and must die! She is a dumbass!

She can get out of anything. Money and horniness go hand in hand

*falls off chair laughing*

Dude, seriously. How old are you? Gerasen? Slay? Youv'e gotta be sh*ttin' me!

I personally hope that Nicole wiill get some friends together and go for a search for Paris. There can be a family ring involved, or a magical vibrator... or maybe a special video tape of Paris... ... and a wizard involved.

The only way to destroy it is to head into the heart of the red states to a special strip club in Texas where only the corrosive juices of the nastiest, dirtiest stripper... Bunni... can melt it.

Nicole can get a little help from her friends...

Elijah Blue
Bijou Philips
Todd Musker doing some cool moves on his skate board.
and Rick Solomon who can video tape the whole adventure.
Or maybe ...Paris' mom, sister Nicky Hilton and Nick Carter (with Nicole Ritchie they become the "Nicks"). Lindsey Lohan, Mark Wahlberg, Mark McGrath, Tara Reid (who can throw a temper tantrum), Jack Osbourne, and Matthew Perry who can bore everyone to death with his one and only way of acting and joke telling.

Heather Graham can make a guest appearance since Elijah banged her for a while along with Bijou..
And Jonathan Cheban.

After a month in Slave's intestines can drive anyone a little mad. She starts talking to a lost vibrator that she calls "my precious", gullum. Pull the vibrator from the gall-stone.

After taking some of Slave's stomache acid she starts seeing trees talk.

Towelie can be involved. A mere shell of his former self... "I know I could be my old self again if I could just get high." Luckily the wizard is a hesher.



I think it would make a great trilogy...

"The Whore of the Ritz" trilogy.
":Felatioship of the Ritz"
":The Twin Towlies"
and of course
":The Regurge of the King"

Maybe Nicole's dad can help by dancing on the ceiling or sumfing.

getting her out would involve a straw, some sea-men, and a long thin penis to help the regurgitation process. Feathers are so last century! The plunger didn't work.

Well a guy can dream.

Otherwise I'm sure Paris' dad would send out the french marines to find and save her and make sure she can still F like a nimpho on over drive. Money gets rid of problems oddly enough. Go figure.

I was told it was love but no, it turns out to be money. Why would my parents lie to me like that?

Anyway,

I don't know much about Paris but she didn't look, sound or act like the Paris I see staring blankly at nothing while the person with the microphone asks her easy questions and often has to answer them for her. She seems too stupid and stoned to be as hyper as her South Park version was.
Maybe it's just me. I'll have to watch the damn Simple Life now to find out. Crap. Well, maybe I'll put it off until next year.

Cheers
pfy

Paris is rich! she can do anything, buy anybody, she can do no wrong! We love paris, worship the ground she walks on, are not worthy to lick the sweat stains from her underwear. Hail Paris! Hail Paris! Hail Paris!

i think that lemmiwinks will return and there will a great uprising.

i think that paris hilton is doomed. mr slave is a lucky dude to have that thing up his @$$ instead of mr garrison

i chose that it is a lead on to the next lemmiwinks episode but yes paris will die i think that the cattatafishs riddle is way to hard and lemmiwinks the king of the gerbils barely made it the only way paris will get her way out is if lemmiwinks comes and beats the cattatafishs ass and makes it outbut paris will probbably still die and burn in hell where she will try to whore her self over to satan but he wont becouse he is a gay hippy f*cking stoner that loves chris and suddam

Paris Hilton is a braty bitch! "OMG my nail broke.. Im gonna sue the like.. like nail place! ugh " I think she is to stupid to even servive this world on her own.

oh.. recently I put a "post" in.. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PPL TALIKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
WHATEVR IT IS I WANT TO SEE PARIS HILTON DIE!
die mother f*cker
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love mr slaves butt i wish i was there

Personally, I hope Paris will be crushed between the walls of Mr. Slave's lower intestines near the colon and Mr. Garrison's wank. That'd be an ugly thing to see. Almost as bad as when Saddam decided to play with his dildos in bed when Satan was reading in the South Park movie. (I would like to see a sequal to that )

wtf?