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Catches, adds to collection. Throws 18th century Ottoman Qur'an.

I burn it and wait for extremely angry islamists. I throw the extremely angry isamists at the next poster.

Derka derka, mofos!

I blast them with a bazooka, and I throw the burnt chunks of their remains at the next poster.

Allah Akbar! If it isn't the most halal barbecue I have ever come across!

I feed those brave mujahideen to a pig which, as a result, gives birth to a dreiffel (a dreidel the size of the Eiffel Tower) that I throe right at ya.

*Catches giant dreidel, has to jettison Redmond Barry to account for weight.*

*Waits for something, nothing happens. Throws a stink bomb*

It hits my depiction of Muhammed, which I use to attract more angry terrorists who ... give the icon a bath. I throw the bath full of smelly iconoclast icons and terrorists at the next poster

I put on stove to simmer for several hours until I get a nice smelly iconoclast and terrorist stew, which I trow at the next hungry poster.

Unfortunately, my diet won't allow for terrorist meat, so I had to let it cool for a while, pack it all in Tupperware containers, and ship them out to the next poster.

Hey, chili! Oh! ...oh.

I throw a jar of honey roasted peanut butter at the nexty.

I catch the jar, and smear it on a piece of bread with some jelly and take a bite. Thanks bug!

What should I throw?...uhhh...

KAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A huge burst of blue energy emerges from my hands towards the next poster.