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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostWed Feb 27, 2013 3:19 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
Eggs are just things women have that need to be fertilized by men.

Why is the sky, and who are you?
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REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostThu Feb 28, 2013 3:59 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
Because Bacon, and the dirty, dirty lovechild of Sir Sean Connery and a vat of Tequila.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time I am near?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostThu Feb 28, 2013 4:10 pm Offline
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Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:26 pm55
Because you insist upon dressing like Tippi Hedren.

Who put the Shang in the Shang-A-Lang-A-Lang?
You know - I've learned something today.
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostFri Mar 01, 2013 7:49 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
Joe... um... Person. He's from Ft. Dodge Iowa... the... the middle part.

Have you ever noticed how tall trees are?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostFri Mar 01, 2013 9:45 pm Offline
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Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:55 am563
I've had those tree times about three times. And each time it was treemendous.

Do I make myself clear?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostSat Mar 02, 2013 3:36 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
No, you make yourself cloudy.

How low can you go?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostWed Mar 06, 2013 2:53 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
That depends. If you're wondering whether or not I'll f*ck chickens, well, you're wrong.

Have you seen my baseball?
Texas born; Texas raised; Texas proud!
REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
Proud member of the Tin Foil Hat Club.
Jeff Murdock "Mopie" (1986-2013) Rest in peace, Mopie.
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostWed Mar 06, 2013 9:34 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
No.

Have you seen my- weiner? No seriously, I've lost it.
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostThu Mar 07, 2013 1:58 am Offline
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Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:55 am563
Yep. It was drinking in the company of someone else's baseballs. I believe you can still join their party in that bar around the corner.

What on earth is valmorification?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostThu Mar 07, 2013 2:02 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
Your mother!

Who put the fun in funeral?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostThu Mar 07, 2013 2:07 am Offline
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Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:55 am563
Your corpse with a huge boner!

Why the hell valmorphanize?!
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostThu Mar 07, 2013 10:45 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
When you run out of Valium.

Does anyone really want to buy furniture from a place called "The Dump"?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostFri Mar 08, 2013 11:11 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
Nobody wants to, they have no choice.

What do you get if you plant a cheese?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostTue Mar 12, 2013 12:36 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
A cow. Durr.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Texas born; Texas raised; Texas proud!
REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
Proud member of the Tin Foil Hat Club.
Jeff Murdock "Mopie" (1986-2013) Rest in peace, Mopie.
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions PostTue Mar 12, 2013 10:02 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18787I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
It don't matter, they ain't gonna come no how. (what.)

Do you want to come inside?
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