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Movie Quotes PostThu May 13, 2010 5:23 pm Offline
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:48 pm429hiding under your mom's bed
Just post your favorite Movie Quote

"I was with this girl, and she took a gigantic sh*t on my face, literally."
"Literally?"
"No, of course not, your disgusting"
- 500 Days of Summer
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Can you tell me what's similar between a raven and a writing desk?
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Re: Movie Quotes PostThu May 13, 2010 5:46 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:52 pm8921Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
There are quite a few quotes I like, but I think this one may be best:

"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees!"
--Harry Dean Stanton, Repo Man.
Re: Movie Quotes PostThu May 13, 2010 5:47 pm Offline
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:48 pm429hiding under your mom's bed
"Tonight, we dine in hell!"
"This is SPARTA!"
-300
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Re: Movie Quotes PostThu May 13, 2010 11:04 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:52 pm8921Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
Of course, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" is Classic Quote Central!

I think a song is in order here:

Brave, O Brave Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, Brave, Brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his legs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin!

His head mashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off
And his pe...

:lol:
Re: Movie Quotes PostFri May 14, 2010 5:28 pm Offline
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:48 pm429hiding under your mom's bed
"Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'm gonna get-get-get you drunk
Get you drunk with my lady humps
My humps, my lovely lady lumps"

"What are Lady Humps?"

"It's provocative! Keeps You Goin'!"

- Blades of Glory
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Re: Movie Quotes PostFri May 14, 2010 6:37 pm Offline
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Fri Jul 02, 2004 10:51 pm4292San Jose, California
"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time."
"I'm in a glass case of emotion."
"I love lamp."

- Anchorman
Re: Movie Quotes PostSun May 16, 2010 11:08 am Offline
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Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:48 pm429hiding under your mom's bed
"Does this mean I can't play ping-pong anymore?"
- Forrest Gump
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Can you tell me what's similar between a raven and a writing desk?
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Re: Movie Quotes PostSun May 16, 2010 10:20 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18777I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
Niels0827 wrote :
> "They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every
> time."
...That doesn't make sense.
Re: Movie Quotes PostSun May 16, 2010 10:30 pm Offline
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Fri Jul 02, 2004 10:51 pm4292San Jose, California
Bug, it's from Anchorman; it's not supposed to make sense. :mrgreen:
Re: Movie Quotes PostMon May 17, 2010 12:34 am Offline
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Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:20 pm5070
"Get off my lawn :x " - Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.
Re: Movie Quotes PostMon May 17, 2010 1:33 am Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18777I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
Niels0827 wrote :
> Bug, it's from Anchorman; it's not supposed to make sense. :mrgreen:
No, I... oh never mind.
Re: Movie Quotes PostMon May 17, 2010 6:06 am Offline
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Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:20 pm5070
Star Trek (2009); spoken by Mr. Spock of the present (not the Mr. Spock of 129 years later):

If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains - however improbable - must be the truth.

Another quote from the same movie:

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Re: Movie Quotes PostSat May 29, 2010 8:51 am Offline
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Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:53 pm191Milwaukee WI
From Young Frankenstein

[after failing to bring the creature to life]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “Nothing.”
Inga: “Oh, Doctor, I'm sorry.”
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “No. No. Be of good cheer. If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.”
[starts beating up the creature]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “Son of a bitch! Bastard! I'll get you for this! What did you do to me? What did you do to me.”
Inga: “Stop it! Stop that! Stop it! You'll kill him!”
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “I don't want to live. I do not want to live.”
Igor: “Quiet dignity and grace.”
[rolls eyes]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “Oh... mama...”

And from Blazing Saddles

[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency."
-- Anonymous
Re: Movie Quotes PostSat May 29, 2010 7:54 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:52 pm8921Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
From Major League, some Bob Uecker quotes:

"The Post-game Show is brought to you by..."
(starts rummaging through paperwork)
"Christ, I can't find it...To hell with it!"

"For the Indians, one run on one hit...that's all we got? One god damn hit??"
(assistant, covering his mic) "You can't say 'god damn' on the air..."
"Ah, who cares? No one's listening."

(wild pitch, missing by a few yards)
"JUUUUUUUuust a little bit outside!"
Re: Movie Quotes PostSun May 30, 2010 1:54 pm Offline
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Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:23 pm1887HANNAHWOOD: Like Hollywood, but better
"It's too damn hot for a penguin to be walkin around here."
- Billy Madison
Niels0827 wrote:
Ke$ha can blow my rod.

She'd like that.

So would I. I'm just that good


Dude jacking off, dude jacking off.....*cough* that's a dude jacking off

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