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Re: The BBS Commune-House PostFri Jan 13, 2012 3:52 pm Offline
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:07 pm2474A place with lots of sheep and ecstasy.
CK: i liek trainz
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
Re: The BBS Commune-House PostFri Jan 13, 2012 7:31 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:52 pm8939Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
(knock knock knock)

Angus: I got it! And someone may want to get the back door, too, just in case.

Angus opens door to see a train rip through the room, knock over CK, then roll out the back door, held open by TGDMoose.

PT: What...was...THAT?

Angus (shrugs off): It's a train thing. ANYWAY...Now that the place looks like a cabin in the woods, I guess that means we go hunting today. But what's in season??
Re: The BBS Commune-House PostFri Jan 13, 2012 9:47 pm Offline
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*pokes her head in"

It's Rabbit Season.
Re: The BBS Commune-House PostFri Jan 13, 2012 10:02 pm Offline
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:36 am1439in a secret underground bunker
Michael gets fed up with all the blabbering and leaves.
He finds Ex1epr0 and Genimi Shamrock and Mamont coming back from the store.


Michael: Oh goody!! Sain People! :mrgreen:
*he hugs Mamont*

Mamont *shoves him away* What the hell has gotten into you?!?

Michael: Well, I...um, nevermind.

Ex1epr0 (to others): Guys, He looks rather messed up.....

Genimi Shamrock: Apparently That's what drinking too milk will do to ya.

Mamont: Yep. This is I why I work in a beer factory :roll:

They take Michael into a bar

Ex1epr0: Here Mike, I'll buy you a malt beer on the house.

Michael: Gah! Noooo! No beer!! No Scotts!!! ARRGHH!! :tweek: :tweek: *runs out of bar*

Mamont: No Scotts?!? Damn! Some scottish people must have bothered him.

Genimi Shamrock: He's done for! :shock:
RTL: I love being a dick to people for no reason. It makes me feel better about how my mom smacks me around with a frozen T Bone steak.
Re: The BBS Commune-House PostFri Jan 13, 2012 10:21 pm Offline
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Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:50 pm567
For some reason I feel like this thread is beneath me. Call me arrogant, but what ever. .___.
I have been here since January 2005 with another name. I have seniority. (.__. )

Plants stuff their pollen everywhere, all those kids who get allergies because of pollen have plant sperm in their lungs. Flowers deep throat kids :I

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Re: The BBS Commune-House PostSat Jan 14, 2012 3:22 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:52 pm8939Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
marjorine1991 wrote:
*pokes her head in"

It's Rabbit Season.

(I should have seen that coming. :lol: Anyway...)

Angus: Okay, then, we'll just need to gear up if we're gonna go hunting.

PT (checking the closets): Uhh, guys? No guns. All we've got are these antique cameras. I'm talking 1970s Polaroid-antique!

(everyone looks around, puzzled)

marjorine: Well, nobody said HOW we were supposed to shoot 'em, now did they?

Angus: All right, all right, let's just see what we can find out there. With any luck, we'll get something that'll love to pose!
Re: The BBS Commune-House PostSat Jan 14, 2012 7:41 pm Offline
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Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:41 am3188Elsewhere
*is in his room*

*playing music, reading*

*knock on door*

Me: Come in!

*Mamont enters*

Mamont: What you up to?

Me: Same as always, killing time while wishing I lived in a better economy. What's up?

Mamont: We were all going to the beach, you want to come?

Me: Sure thing!

*everyone goes to beach*

*I read and listen to music*

A/N: Yes. I am that boring.
Can't we all just get along?
Re: The BBS Commune-House PostSat Apr 14, 2012 4:25 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1566Dayton, Texas, USA
*Gemini comes back from the store with some groceries. He even brought back a few pizzas from Pizza Hut.*
Gemini (myself...durr.): Well, I'm back and I've got dinner! Who wants some 'Za?!
Everyone: *in unison* I DO!
Gemini: Awesome! As for me, I'm gonna fix myself a nice, juicy porterhouse steak and drink some Guinness Extra Stout.
Ex1le: Hold on, bud. You're having steak?
Gemini: Yep.
mo: You're not trying to kill us with the pizza, are you?
Gemini: Uh, no. I'm just in the mood for steak...and some really good Irish beer.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House PostTue Aug 07, 2012 4:55 am Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5861Australia
*knock* *knock* *knock*
helllooooooooo- ooooooo?????



(thread bump :D )
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
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Re: The BBS Commune-House PostTue Aug 07, 2012 7:06 am Offline
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:32 pm3281Somewhere south of the north pole, somewhere north of the south pole
Who issssss it?
skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:
Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
Re: The BBS Commune-House PostTue Aug 07, 2012 1:53 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5861Australia
*creeee--eeeeek open the door*
It's Bob. Ugly Bob.
*attempts to pull off sunglasses. realizes i don't have any*
...
what's news?
*walks inside, sees commotion*
ah..
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: The BBS Commune-House PostTue Aug 07, 2012 11:15 pm Offline
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Fri Mar 05, 2004 11:52 pm8939Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
Angus (to others): I tell you, it was THIS CLOSE to eating us!

Ugly Bob has trouble seeing what's going on due to the cluster of people gathered around Angus. When he finally DOES get a look, though, he can see that Angus looks a bit battered, a few cuts, some being treated by others.

UB: Say what now?

Angus: Oh, hi, Bob. (back to crowd) The others got back far enough to safety, but I'm lucky to make it here in THIS state!

UB: What did this to you?

Angus: Couldn't tell, actually. One moment, we were taking pictures of some deer, the next thing you know, this big monstrous-looking beast blind-sided me! It didn't look big enough to be a grizzly bear, and it was larger than a human...

UB: Way to large to be a pig?

Angus (glares): I don't think we're dealing with Manbearpig here, Bob. But whatever it was, it was...well, nothing like I've ever seen!

Gemini: You think it's still around the immediate area?

Angus: I wouldn't doubt it.

Crowd starts to get all nervous.
Re: The BBS Commune-House PostWed Aug 08, 2012 12:09 am Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5861Australia
thinks: can i please go upstairs and unpack? No? okay… maybe I should listen to this poor mauled guy. wait. what is his name? wait. The hell is his NAME! ... i'm hungry! IM HUNGRY!

UB: Well what could it POSSIBLY be?

*Bob's stomach rumbles*

Angus: i don't know-- its here in our area

UB: have you considered it being some prehistoric murderer? like wearing bear skin?

UB looks at the onlooking crowd, clearly unsure what to make of Angus, his story and what the onlookers could be wondering

Angus: well he was about size of a bear…

UB: you nearly got murdered?

thinks: there's a mass murdering f*cking half bear half pig HALF MASS MURDERER!

Angus: mauled by something...

UB: has there been any reported cases of murders or... mauling cases? Can it be related?

*Angus responds but Bob's thoughts take over*

thinks: WE'RE GONNA f*ckin' DIE! we're going to be DRRRRAGGGED to our deaths! i tell ya! we're going to be SKINNNNNED alive...

*drops my suitcase in horror. jaw hanging open in fear, imagining everyone in the room getting mutilated*


UB: *squeak* OGH!

thinks:WE'RE GONNA DIE!

*stomach growls yet again, Bob decides to look for food*

UB: where's the kitchen?

Angus: the band-aids are in the bathroom

UB: no--

*stomach rumble*

Angus: the Stingos are there too

*walks around the commune house and eventually locates the bathroom medicine cabinet* .
*walks down to the crowd and Angus, giving him bandages and other meds*

uB: where is the--

Angus: all first aid is the bathroom

*getting annoyed, crosses arms, setting off a stomach groan*

Bob: the--

Angus: the ointment?

*stomach makes a horrendous churning noise*

Angus: the MONSTER! .... i can hear it!

*Bob, fuming, glares at Angus*

Bob: *takes out a stick of gum, eats it, hoping to stop stomach churning*
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: The BBS Commune-House PostThu Oct 04, 2012 4:18 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1566Dayton, Texas, USA
Gemini sees that he needs to start barbecuing so he goes into the kitchen and seasons some pork ribs with a good dry rub.
Gemini: This is gonna be fantastic!

(ugly)Bob comes in and sees what he's doing.
(ugly)Bob: Barbecue, huh?
Gemini: Yep. Ribs, in fact. I bet you're gonna want some after they're done cooking.
(ugly)Bob: No doubt! When will they be ready.
Gemini: (Somewhat surprised by her question.) Um, at least five or six hours. Barbecue is the art of slow-cooking food.
(ugly)Bob: But I'm hungry NOW! :(

Gemini goes to the fridge and retrieves an already cooked hamburger patty, some lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayonnaise.
Gemini: Will this due? The buns are on the table.
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Re: The BBS Commune-House PostThu Oct 04, 2012 4:26 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5861Australia
Bob smiles in relief
UB: Thank you, Gemini
(ugly)Bob takes the patty and starts eating it hungrily
UB: So did Angus really get mauled? do you know what from?
Gemini: no, i don't
UB: Or maybe it's for attention.. or maybe there is someone out to get us all
finishes patty
UB: --I'm Bob.
hand out in greeting
Gemini: Gemini
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
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