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Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostFri Jan 27, 2012 7:28 pm Offline
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Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:55 am369Alabama
You: Hello, stranger! :D
Stranger: f*ck YOU C**T
You: D:
Stranger: BITCH AS PUSSY
You: Cartman, is that you?
Stranger: you found me out i must flee. rofl jk
You: XD
Stranger: lol whats up
You: Nothing. You?
Stranger: same watchin tv
You: I was watching tv. I was watching Wipeout.
Stranger: funny show haha
You: I know, right! I'm not watching it anymore, though.
Stranger: oh. i wish i saw it
You: Awww. I guess you know about/like south park?
Stranger: i do i do
You: Me too! >w< Who's your favorite character?
Stranger: cartman
Stranger: u?
You: Stan or Kyle.
Stranger: not bad
You: Same to you -3-
Stranger: :D thanks
That's just part of it. XD

Here's another:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
any girls want to show?
Stranger: One
You: Show a pineapple?
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: *shows u guys my cat*
You: Let me show you mah pokemans! *gets game*
Stranger: Yugioh ftw
Stranger: *shows off my pokemon and yugioh cards*
You: *shows my guinea pigs*
Stranger: awwww
Stranger: *shows my snake*
You: They're cute, but annoying.
You: Cool! *shows south park stuff*
Stranger: *shows off bra drawer*
You: XD *shows a potato*
Stranger: *shows an dead worm
Stranger: *then eats it*nonnlmokomo
You: Eww. XD
Stranger: *pukes*
You: Some got on me! D: *pukes as well*
You: *shows spy dead worm in your puke*
Stranger: *pees on spy*
Stranger: lol
You: :O You terrible person! jk
Stranger: Muahahah
Stranger: ;O
You: You evil lass! D:<
Stranger: *cracks whip*
You: *runs away* >_< You're gonna hurt me!
Stranger: *eats whip*it's candy
You: Is it licorice? O w O
Stranger: Yes
You: Yay! *eats whip with you*
Stranger: O/////3///////O
Stranger: *it's something else*
You: "O///O *pukes whip out*
Stranger: *eats ur puke*
Stranger: yummy
Stranger: It was chocolate silly
You: XD We are a pair of Cloud Cuckoolanders
Stranger: Lol!
You: Are you sure this is chocolate?
Stranger: Yea*licks it*
You: *shows spy chocolate* You can't have any! >w<
You: What are you doing on this lovely Saturday?
Stranger: *figgles and licking the whip slowly*
Stranger: Going to see red tails
You: Never heard of that until now.
Stranger: Its a new mivie
You: I looked it up. So it's about beople flying a plane to fight in WWII
You: people*
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: ewwwww it's not chockate nor a whip!!!
Stranger: ....*keeps licking*
You: It's not poo is it?
Stranger: nope
You: Good. What is it? O_O
Stranger: *whispers to spy"penis"*
You: NOOOOOO! *dies*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Jk it's sugaer free lioroce
Stranger: *sucks on it* nomnomomo
You: *rageface*
Stranger: *troll gave*
Stranger: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
You: I'm going to poke you with a stick for that.
You: *pokes with stick*
Stranger: *implodes*
You: O.O Whoops. *walks away*
Stranger: *comes back to life*
You: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Stranger: *eats u*'
You: No! It's so dark in here.
Stranger: yummy
You: While I'm in here, let me tell you joke
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Agh I feel pregnant
You: XD What's brown and sticky?
Stranger: Mudd?
You: No.
Stranger: Ewwwwwww crap?
You: No
Stranger: You
You: No! XD A stick.
Stranger: Lolwhut
Stranger: Aggggghhhhhh*feels sick*
You: Puke me out!
Stranger: *gives birth to you*
You: Not that way! DX Wahhh!!! And BRB, I have to feed my brother.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Helo spy 030
Stranger: Dont u wish you had our swag
You: I am back. Feed me milk, Ma!
Stranger: *feeds u cowmolk*
You: I love me some Cow milk! *drinks*
Stranger: it's white piss
Stranger: Thars basically what mm
Stranger: Milk is*
You: I guess I love me some white pee, then.
Stranger: *drinks vodka*
You: *drinks spit*
Stranger: *drinks something*
You: *drinks gnihtemos*
Stranger: *drinks you*
You: *drink the game*
Stranger: ffffffffffffff
You: *troll face*
Stranger: ily
You: ily2
Stranger: O/////3//////O
You: ^////^
You: Will you marry me, stranger?
Stranger: *explodes cuase spy killed me*
You: NOOOOOO! Why didn't you shoot me? ;-; I will avenge your death!
You: Why? WHY!!??1!one!
Stranger: (gtg sorry)
You: Bye. :(
You: You are awesome
Stranger: *French kisses u then leaves*
You: o///o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Best. Conversation. EVER!
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue Jan 31, 2012 11:19 am Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
What in the freaking Lord is that? :shock: Wow.
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostSun Feb 05, 2012 7:58 pm Offline
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:59 pm2914On The East Siyeeed!
Just a quick one

You: sup
Stranger: Hello world!
Stranger: :)
You: are you calling me fat?
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: said, hello world
You: implying that I am the size of the world
Stranger: how is that calling you fat?
You: YOU'RE A WORLD
You: fat ass!
You have disconnected.
"If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss" ~ Eminem

AxayPaulene wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:
But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Don't we all?
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostMon Feb 06, 2012 10:22 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
I had to get in on the action. Why? I don't know. It just seemed to be something fun.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi male 25
You: Oh, neat!
You: Ever have a hamster shoved up your ass?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HAI!
Stranger: wad
Stranger: was up
You: Porno?
Stranger: yes??
You: I'm totally squeezing my butt cheeks together. OOH! Hamster!
You: Do you love hamsters?
Stranger: yes they are cute and fuzzy, fun to play with and pet
You: They're also fun to shove up your ass. Want one inserted into you?
You: It'll be fun.
You: You'll enjoy it.
You: Trust me
Stranger: what about the poor hamster
You: What about it?
You: Don't you want to be like Richard Gere?!
You: DON'T YOU?!
Stranger: will he die
You: Yes, but that's a small sacrifice that has to be made so you can be like Richard Gere.
Stranger: y richard gere. r u gay?
You: Nope. Are you?
Stranger: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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:lol:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WEINERS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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:lol: I think this is the best one!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bean dip.
You: Thoughts?
Stranger: its ok
You: It's...okay? REALLY?!
You: BEAN DIP IS YOUR MOTHER!
Stranger: yeah
You: Oh, so you agree you came out of a bean dip vagina?
Stranger: hahahahahahha thats awesome
Stranger: !!!!!:D
You: Damn right, it is!
Stranger: hahahaha
You: You ate her afterwards though. CANNIBAL!
You: YOU SICK, SICK FREAK!
You: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
You: HOW COULD YOU EAT YOUR OWN MOTHER LIKE THAT?!
Stranger: hahahahahahhahahaha your hilarious!!!!!!
Stranger: ahaahaha
You: Did you at least eat her with some Fritos?
Stranger: ahhaha fritos!!
You: But enough about that. Ever hear a lesbian queef?
You: It's not pleasant, let me tell you.
Stranger: yes yes i have and bo its not!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Texas born; Texas raised; Texas proud!
REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
Proud member of the Tin Foil Hat Club.
Jeff Murdock "Mopie" (1986-2013) Rest in peace, Mopie.
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostMon Feb 06, 2012 10:47 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
And now, FUNTIME WITH BOTS!, featuring GeminiShamrock.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi darling. m/f?
You: ...Yes.
Stranger: I'm female. 20 years old
You: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Stranger: from?
You: Bean dip.
Stranger: i'm frm san francisco
You: Fran Sancisco?
You: How's she doing?
Stranger: i wanna see you.have a webcam?
Stranger: i wanna sex just now....
You: You should try licking yourself.
Stranger: open the link and find my user 'emmy20'
You: A real slut will lick her own pussycat.
Stranger: www.iamhoney.com (ed: Don't click.)
You: Are you a real slut?
Stranger: you need to register there it is free
You: You're Mariah Carey? AWESOME!
Stranger: register there and come back to me
You: Why did you marry Nick Cannon?
Stranger: i'm waitin u there. dont forget contact me (emmy20)
You: WHY?!
You: WE COULD'VE BEEN GREAT TOGETHER, MARIAH!
You: YOU WHORE!
You have disconnected.
Texas born; Texas raised; Texas proud!
REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
Proud member of the Tin Foil Hat Club.
Jeff Murdock "Mopie" (1986-2013) Rest in peace, Mopie.
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostMon Feb 06, 2012 10:52 pm Offline
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:36 am1434in a secret underground bunker
First time...



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M or f?
You: does it matter?
Stranger: Yea fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u
You: Not bad. Yourself?
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: where r u from
You: New Hampshire
You: you?
Stranger: california
Stranger: its late over there bro
You: Where abouts? North or SoCal?
You: I'm a late bird lol
Stranger: southern
Stranger: bout 20 southeast of LA
You: nice
Stranger: miles*
You: Sports fans? Lakers?
Stranger: i dont watch basketball
Stranger: i like the angels and the chargers n the ducks
You: cool
You: Still getting over the Pats loss last night
Stranger: oh ya sorry bout that
Stranger: i hate the giants if that counts for anything
Stranger: eli especially
You: I prefer Peyton anyday!
You: lol
Stranger: oh hell ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: hello
You: what's up?
Stranger: music :) you?
You: Internet.
You: What music?
Stranger: now is : simple plan-jet lag
You: awesome
You: See the Super Bowl 'flip' last night?
Stranger: no
You have disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: What's up?
Stranger: nm u
You: same
Stranger: couldnt sleep
You: Where ya from?
Stranger: Chicago
You: cool beans
You: NH
Stranger: sweet
You: Do anything fun earlier tonight?
Stranger: not rlly
You: yea. Mondays suck lol
Stranger: omg ya..
You: Play any video games?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm not really for this sh*t :|
RTL: I love being a dick to people for no reason. It makes me feel better about how my mom smacks me around with a frozen T Bone steak.
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostWed Feb 08, 2012 5:47 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
This may not be very funny, but I don't care. :lol:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Beware the dwarf.
Stranger: what????
You: You heard me. Beware the dwarf.
You: Which one? The f*ck I know, man.
You: Just, you know, beware of them.
Stranger: ok that is very random
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostSat Feb 18, 2012 12:26 am Offline
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:59 pm2914On The East Siyeeed!
Stranger: f looking to cyber
You: m, sounds good to me
Stranger: what're you into?
You: All sorts of weird sh*t
Stranger: like?
You: YOUR MOM!
You: HOOKER
You have disconnected.

Stranger: f or m
You: f
Stranger: is it a prank
You: no?
Stranger: okay so how old are you
You: 18
Stranger: okay good I'm 20
You: looking for some girls to talk to eh?
Stranger: yeah
You: can't talk to ones in real life or something?
Stranger: no just hanging at friends house
You: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: you guys cute or what?
Stranger: yeah but you seem hot
You: oh yeah? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were flirting with me ;)
Stranger: Maybe ;) do you have a facebook
You: yeah I do ;)
Stranger: what's your name hotty
You: STAN JONES
You: BAM!
You: SUCKAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hey penis breath
You: My breath smells of sacred oats passed down from the ancient gods of Hemoroshi!
Stranger: is that some kind of obscure anime reference?
You: Everything in Japan isn't anime you racist!
You have disconnected.
"If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss" ~ Eminem

AxayPaulene wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:
But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Don't we all?
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostSat Feb 18, 2012 3:32 pm Offline
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:59 pm2914On The East Siyeeed!
Got a new batch of 'em

Stranger: Looking for Hollie from Aberdeen, 15 years old.
You: OMG HEY!!! :)
You: It's meeeee
Stranger: whats ur fave tv programme?
You: Pornography
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Janice?
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL
Stranger: who is this????
You: Keith?
Stranger: ...you had it right the first time.....
Stranger: weird..
You: LOL
Stranger: lol = lots of lube????
You: You bet!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: asl
You: ALASKAN
You: BULL
You: WORM
Stranger: nice
Stranger: good for fishing
Stranger: if its a worm
Stranger: with horns
Stranger: from the hell of palin nation
Stranger: how do u vote a women like that into office
You: REPUBLICANS RULE!!!!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: hey...it's you....
Stranger: Hey
You: Heyyyy.....is your sister around?
You: was kinda looking for her.
Stranger: No sorry
You: *siiiiiiigh* So I guess I can talk to you....
You: how's the family?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hey
Stranger: hey u female
You: yes
Stranger: me 20 m
You: 19 f
Stranger: u want to show some tits on cam??????????????????????
You: Golly you sure know how to talk to a woman, you must be a stud in real life.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey i'm from a country below sea level, holland
You: Holland's laaaaame
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Are you creepy?
Stranger: no u are
You: OH NO!
You: I AM!
You: So heeeey thereeeeeeee ;)
You: hyuck heck hyuck hyuck
You: he eheeee heheheheeeee
You: hohohohooooohoohohoooo
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAh
You: MWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
You: AHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH
You: EEHEHEHEHEEEEHEHEHEEHEEEEHEEEE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss" ~ Eminem

AxayPaulene wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:
But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Don't we all?
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostMon Feb 27, 2012 9:03 pm Offline
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Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:55 am369Alabama
Kensuke wrote:
You: Are you creepy?
Stranger: no u are
You: OH NO!
You: I AM!
You: So heeeey thereeeeeeee ;)
You: hyuck heck hyuck hyuck
You: he eheeee heheheheeeee
You: hohohohooooohoohohoooo
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: AHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAh
You: MWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
You: AHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH
You: EEHEHEHEHEEEEHEHEHEEHEEEEHEEEE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I can't help but to laugh each time I see this. X3
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostSun Mar 04, 2012 4:35 pm Offline
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:59 pm2914On The East Siyeeed!
Hydroleaf wrote:

I can't help but to laugh each time I see this. X3


lol thanks :) I was trying to think about how I could be creepy through text, so I just thought of laughter. Lots, and lots of laughter.
"If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss" ~ Eminem

AxayPaulene wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:
But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Don't we all?
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostMon May 07, 2012 12:54 am Offline
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:59 pm2914On The East Siyeeed!
Mixing it up this time. Now it's the question to discuss feature:

Question to discuss:
c cups or d cups..??

Stranger: d
You: ZOO PALS
Stranger: wanna be
You: wanna be what?
You: wanna be onnya mama
You: OHHHHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss" ~ Eminem

AxayPaulene wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:
But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Don't we all?
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue May 08, 2012 6:01 am Offline
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Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:41 am3188Elsewhere
Kensuke wrote:
Mixing it up this time. Now it's the question to discuss feature:

Question to discuss:
c cups or d cups..??

Stranger: d
You: ZOO PALS
Stranger: wanna be
You: wanna be what?
You: wanna be onnya mama
You: OHHHHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Loool You be trol-lol-lol-ing? :lol:
Can't we all just get along?
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostFri Jul 20, 2012 5:52 am Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
Survey time? I don't know.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HAI!
You: Would you like to take a survey?
Stranger: go on
You: What kind of vagina do you like?
You: Hairy, shaved, waxed, lasered?
Stranger: shaved
You: Okay.
You: Do you think Roger Ebert should lay off the fatty foods?
You: Yes or no?
Stranger: no
You: Hmm...Okay.
You: Have you ever seen a pig making love with an elephant?
You: If so, did this please you?
You: Why or why not?
Stranger: no
You: Okay. One more question.
You: If you caught your mom having sex with random strangers on the internet, would you be turned on or turned off?
You: Please explain your answer.
Stranger: turned off shes 76
You: Okay. Thank you for your time, you sick, sick bastard!
You have disconnected.

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May not be funny, but I don't care.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAI!
Stranger: hey asl
You: something/something/something.
You: I don't give it out on a first date.
Stranger: ahh isee lol
You: Ya betta recognize, playa!
You: HOLLA! HOLLA! HOLLA!
Stranger: haha word.
You: So when you discovered you were a spaz, did you freak out?
Stranger: no i accepted it
You: That's good.
Stranger: yes thats what my doctor said
You: Your doctor secretly wants you.
Stranger: i know he always grabs my junk
You: Physicals are just his way of saying "we should totally f*ck each other in the ass right now!"
You: Just think. When you get older, he'll stick his finger in your ass.
Stranger: im already 84 years old, i know
You: That's interesting.
You: Are you always this interesting to the people you talk to?
You: Or are you in rare form?
Stranger: i touch myself
You: When you think about me? Thanks, but I'm married.
Stranger: then what are you doing on here hahaha
You: I'm not trolling for tail, if that's what you mean.
You: Just wasting time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Texas born; Texas raised; Texas proud!
REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
Proud member of the Tin Foil Hat Club.
Jeff Murdock "Mopie" (1986-2013) Rest in peace, Mopie.
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue Oct 09, 2012 1:10 am Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
Here's a good one. I just wish it wasn't so short.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: So he said he'd f*ck this chick until his ball exploded.
You: Wanna know what my response was?
Stranger: yes
You: "So you'd give yourself a vasectomy induced by incredible sex? Dude, if that's not the best way of killing your 'guys', I don't know what is. lol"
Stranger: loool
You: Damn right, it's funny. I'm f*cking hilarious!
You: Ever saw a girl f*cking a horse?
Stranger: of course
You: It's not all it's cracked up to be, man.
Stranger: no
You: I mean at first, you think, WHOA! A GIRL f*cking A HORSE!
You: Then you're like, "hmm...a girl f*cking a horse."
You: "What else is in Tijuana?"
You: "Oh, hey! Dead hookers!"
You: Yes, I just went all necrophiliac in this bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Texas born; Texas raised; Texas proud!
REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
Proud member of the Tin Foil Hat Club.
Jeff Murdock "Mopie" (1986-2013) Rest in peace, Mopie.
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