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Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostThu Aug 19, 2010 12:02 pm Offline
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:26 pm2500the dangleberry of planet Earth
Stranger: i have a nice beard, do you?
You: Mine is the best in the land, thank you
Stranger: Really? i beg to differ
You: Orly?
Stranger: YES RLY!#
You: Well sir, I challenge you to a beard off!
Stranger: AHA! challenge accepted!
You: *Beard grows a fist and punches your face*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: ASS RAEPZORZOZOZOZOZOOZOZ
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You: DAMNIT!
Stranger: sorry man u loose
You: You sir, have won
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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this one is stupid...

Stranger: jey
Stranger: *hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Watch me L, I'll take a potato chip....
You: AND EAT IT!
Stranger: ok the
Stranger: loool
Stranger: *then
You: SRS UNICORNS ARE NOT AMUSED BY YOUR NASTY PRISMS
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Stranger: heyy
You: Remember this son....
Stranger: im a girl....
You: Well, son, you just sit down and listen to the story I'm gonna tell you...
Stranger: say daughter right now or i will punch your balls so hard you will never have a son
You: How can you punch me through the computer son?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i have my ways agent lynch;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
PopRocksAndSoda

Back off, snickerdick!
I wanna ride your Rapidash ;D
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostSat Aug 21, 2010 5:03 pm Offline
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:59 pm2914On The East Siyeeed!
Stranger: hi
You: Howdy Ma'am
Stranger: fine!!
You: Mighty fine day we're havin'
You: don't you agree miss?
Stranger: i can see u
You: that's real interesting ma'am
Stranger: with msn
You: okay misss
Stranger: send me your msn
You: can ya see me tippin' my hat towards ya
You: my msn is fabiosings25@hotmail.com
Stranger: i invited u
You: okay then
You: talk to you there
Stranger: Mine is *Censored to conceal the person's information*
You: I'll be sure to accept it
You have disconnected.


Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: >:(
You: You smell!
Stranger: Im irish
Stranger: from ireland
You: You Smell like Liquor then
Stranger: wanna start me?
Stranger: Bet you smell like the scum between the queen of englands toes
You: What exactly is scum?
You: Please explain, the lot of ya
Stranger: scum...e.g...you lol
You: you sir are a spastic
Stranger: Lol says the one that says...."you sir are a spastic" lol
You: and probably a wee bit drunk from the consumption
Stranger: Nah not really
You: I chortle at all yer remarks ye be makin
Stranger: pog mo thoin
Stranger: lol
You: D;
You: D:
Stranger: Ya know what that means?
You: ....
You: I LIKE POTATOS!
You have disconnected.
"If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss" ~ Eminem

AxayPaulene wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:
But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Don't we all?
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostSun Aug 22, 2010 2:19 pm Offline
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:26 pm2500the dangleberry of planet Earth
Stranger: hii
You: Why you comin' home
At Five in The Mon'
You: Somethin's goin' on
You: Can I smell your dick?
Stranger: *oh Lord, another weirdo*
You: :P
You: Welcome to the internet
You: FROG BONER
Stranger: i am so tired i cannot even disconnect
You: Lol
Stranger: so, keep going..
You: I like to molest squirrels
Stranger: damn! lucky squirrels
You: OHOHOHOHO
You: ;D
Stranger: lol got anything else?
You: Hmm........
Stranger: nah, leave it
You: sometimes I like to imagine little Asian gnomes massaging my feet
Stranger: that makes you cum, doesnt it?
You: nah
You: I'm a unicorn
You: we don't have jizzing abilities
Stranger: idk, even unicorns cum
You: No, they don't
Stranger: i saw one cumming when i showed it a porno
You: Unicorns are pure beings
You: Besides, it was probably your mom dressed as one
Stranger: no if i remember correctly..it was YOUR mom
You: it was OUR mom
You: I finally found you, my brother
Stranger: ohk, bro..i am tired..gtg..bbye
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Stranger: hey
You: Hewro
Stranger: ...
You: :D
Stranger: haha
You: So.....what's the weirdest thing you've ever done with a paperweight?
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Hello
You: Do you like waffles?
Stranger: asl
You: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
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Stranger: hi mf?
You: no you are
Stranger: male
You: yes
Stranger: you ? f?
You: guess...
You: PLASTIC VASE ORGASM
You: Sorry, I have tourettes
Stranger: tourettes ?
You: yes
You: I can't control what I say or ty......FUCK ASS MOTHER DUCK
Stranger: what gender
You: why does that matter?
you tryin' to get in my pants or something?
Stranger: by
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...I think he was....

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Stranger: hii m / 14 / england u ??? :)
You: Hi, My name's Becca
You: I collect reptiles
Stranger: cool
You: and illegal immigrants
Stranger: lol
You: I'm serious
You: I have like 5 Phillipinos living with me
Stranger: i bet ur a guy messin about lolo
You: No, I'm not
You: :|
You: I also knit dildos
You: and sell them on the black market
You: want one?
You have disconnected.
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PopRocksAndSoda

Back off, snickerdick!
I wanna ride your Rapidash ;D
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue Aug 24, 2010 10:49 am Offline
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Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:03 pm574
Stranger: male here.
You:No,no
You:the Q is
You: do i care?
You: and the A is
You: i don't
You: so f*ck you
You: and your tiny dick
You have disconnected.
Who wants a super delish candy with a superextracalifragilistic rapeinduhass?
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue Aug 24, 2010 1:20 pm Offline
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Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:59 pm2914On The East Siyeeed!
Stranger: Hi''
You: I'm John Lennon nigga!
You: If you don't believe me, you can suck...my..dick!
You have disconnected.
"If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss" ~ Eminem

AxayPaulene wrote:
Niels0827 wrote:
But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Don't we all?
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostFri Aug 27, 2010 12:54 pm Offline
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:02 am86
Stranger: 18 m us
You: Is your cock large
Stranger: f*cking enormous
You: I bet its tiny
You: cause your ego's huge so your cock must be tiny
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's only cause my pubes are veddy long
Stranger: that it looks tiny
You: oh ok...that makes sense
Stranger: i will bite your pussy to the point of profuse bleeding :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Stranger: asshat
You: PR0NNIGGA
Stranger: NIGGA
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: HI
Stranger: MOM
You: HI SON
You: TIME FOR YOUR DAILY TITJOB
Stranger: NAHHH
Stranger: I DUN WANT A TIT JON
Stranger: *JOB
Stranger: FFF
You: BUT YOU MUST
Stranger: WHY
Stranger: JUST BECAUSE MY TITS ARE SMALL
You: YOUR MANTITS ARE RATHER LARGE
Stranger: IMMA WOMAN
Stranger: -betchslaps-
You: XCUSE ME
You: THATS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR MOM
Stranger: IMM SORRY MOMMY
You: DONT MAKE ME GO RAPTOR JESUS ON YOU
Stranger: DONT BEAT ME AGAIN
Stranger: D:
You: NEXT TIME I'LL BEAT YOU WITH A DILDO
Stranger: AGAIN?
You: THIS TIME IT'LL BE PURPLE
Stranger: Yay!
Stranger: I LIKE THE COLOR PURPLE :D
Stranger: NEXT TIME HAVE IT BE GREEN
You: GREEN ONE SMELLS LIEK DONKEY BONER
Stranger: OH sh*t
Stranger: YOURE RIGHT
Stranger: DO YOU WANT A TACO?
You: NAH
You: TACOS MAKE ME JIZZ
Stranger: THATS SEXY
You: WHEN I PUT MY DICK IN THE HARD SHELL
You: AND JERK OF WITH IT
Stranger: YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT ASSHAT
Stranger: YOURE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE TACO
You: AND THEN MY JIZZ TASTES LIKE HOT SAUCE
You: AND I FEED IT TO YOU
Stranger: I WANNA TAKE YER JIZZ
You: OH.
You: YEAH
Stranger: *TASTE
Stranger: NOT TAKE
You: TAKE OT
You: LOL YOU HAVE
You: EVERYNITE
Stranger: OH RITE
Stranger: NAO I REMEBER
Stranger: LOL USUALLY IM DRUNK AT THAT TIME
You: YEAH THATS CAUSE I PUT ROOFIES IN IT
Stranger: OOO
You: I PISS IN THE BEER BOTTLE ADN FEED IT TO YOU
Stranger: EWW
Stranger: YOU TARD
Stranger: WAIT
You: IZ NOT
Stranger: BEER TASTES BAD ANYWAY
Stranger: D:
You: MY PISS TASTES LIKE GINSENG
Stranger: IT SURE DOEZ
Stranger: BOOBs
You: TITS
Stranger: BONER
You: I HAEV 1 RITE NAO
Stranger: THATS HOT
Stranger: Okay anyway, Asl?
You: 16 F ASSCRACKISTAN
You: you?
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: Im 14 f usa
Stranger: How dare you also be a woman
You: you're not allowed to access the internet at 14
Stranger: Oh sh*t
You: How dare you jizz in my taco?!
Stranger: I WAS HORNY
Stranger: AND DRUNK
Stranger: GO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAEK ME A SAMMICH
You: WITH FISH STICKS?
Stranger: HELL NO
Stranger: GET ME A HAM SAMMICH
Stranger: NAO
You: NO FISH STICKS
You: SOUNDS LIKE FISH DICKS LOLO
Stranger: SOOTH PERK?
You: HELL YES
Stranger: BIITTCCH
Stranger: PLEASE
You: WTF CHU TALKIN BOUT
Stranger: IM NOT SURE
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICh-sETBPCk

S'MAH JAYUM
Stranger: http://lieclopedia.yolasite.com/resourc ... es-003.jpg
Stranger: THAT IS ME
Stranger: AM I HOT?!!?!
You: OH YEAH
Stranger: DOES IT GIVE YOO A BONER?!
'
You: IT MAKES MY DICK ENORRRRRRRRRRRMUZ
Stranger: DAYUUMMNN
You: THIS IS ME
You: http://johngushue.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8 ... 970c-800wi
Stranger: THATS MAKES ME WET
Stranger: SO HOT
You: THAT'S RIGHT. YOU TAKE IT
Stranger: MMMHHMM YEESSS
You: MICHAEL JACKSON TOUCHED ME ONCE
You: ....I LIKED IT
Stranger: LUCKY
Stranger: I WISHED HE WOULD TOUCH ME
Stranger: BUT SADLY IM A GIRL
Stranger: oh and he's dead
You: orite
You: poor guy
Stranger: LOLOLOL
Stranger: Yeah...
You: IS DER SUMFIN FUNEE?
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: YER FACE
Stranger: -is shot-
You: DO YOU LIKE JOKES?
Stranger: YEAH
You: KAY
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: WHOS THAR
You: DISCO
Stranger: DISCO WHO
You: DISCO-NECTED
You have disconnected.
"Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof, or a midget in a ball gown"
~Demetri Martin

I am the product of my action, and the slave to my obsession
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostSun Aug 29, 2010 1:00 pm Offline
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Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:03 pm574
I just had my first nice conversation on Omegle.With a queer guy.
I'm lovin' it~ :mrgreen:

Also who knew that by pretending to be black I'd actually do a good deed?


Stranger: i bet n*ggers like chicken
You: hey
You: i'm black
You: you motherf**** * c*nt
Stranger: oh sh*t
Stranger: sorry
You: I'M GONNA PUT A FOOT IN YOUR F***** THROAT
Stranger: im black too and im doing a racist test
You: SEE HOW YOU LIKE TEH CHICKEN
Stranger: to see how many ppl agree
You: right
You: you piece of dispshit
Stranger: lol dont believe me
Stranger: you chimps are all the same
You: you said you were black
Stranger: i know
Stranger: lol
You: are you saying you are a chimp?
Stranger: racism is a joke
Stranger: yeah
You: you are a joke.
Stranger: i dont care if someone calls me chimp
Stranger: racism is a joke
You: You make all blacks the n*ggers they are today
Stranger: lol
You: that's why they make fun of us
You: because "it's a joke"
Stranger: no matter how educated we are were still n*gger to them
Stranger: so theres no point
You: is a race,a entire group of people a joke to you,I ask?
You: we're all mother****** people.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but f*cking inbred crackers dont care about that
You: Ok,first of all.Being a black person does not exclude you from spelling right
You: Spelling correct is for everyone
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so many of us speel liek dis
You: well for everyone with an IQ over 50
Stranger: makes us look f****** stupid
You: You make us look stupid,dude!
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i need to stop trolling
You: well stop it
You: you can enjoy a nice and pleasant conversation
Stranger: ill try to
You: without all that "racism"
Stranger: ok
You: byebye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: smart black person
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Derp People are nice

Stranger: herp derp
You: derp derp
You: derp derp?
You: :D
Stranger: yeah man.
You: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Stranger: we are herpin and derpin all the way.
Stranger: HERRRRRRRRRRRRP
You: I'M DERP FOR YOUR HERP
Stranger: DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: :d
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: you're awesome.
You: yea
Stranger: herp herp
You: i am ..
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: you are.
Stranger: this is awkward
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Who wants a super delish candy with a superextracalifragilistic rapeinduhass?
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue Sep 21, 2010 6:44 pm Offline
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:26 pm2500the dangleberry of planet Earth
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: What's shakin' bacon?
Stranger: my ass
You: ;)
You: Are you wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world
Stranger: good one
Stranger: haha
You: thank you
You: I'll ice your cupcakes ALL NIGHT LONG
Stranger: once again good one
You: I have moar
Stranger: k go on
You: Hmmmmm
You: Well tickle my testes I can't think of anything...
Stranger: haha
You: Well toodles
You have disconnected.
PopRocksAndSoda

Back off, snickerdick!
I wanna ride your Rapidash ;D
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostMon Jan 10, 2011 2:43 am Offline
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Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:28 am29eanus
Stranger: hi
You: i see dead rainbows all the time.
Stranger: male or female?
You: it's a serious disease!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: i can smell your tits from here.
Stranger: what i am men?
You: then your dick smells funky.
You: did you jam up some rotten eggs up there? pee-yew man.
Stranger: what rubbish you are talking
You: don't be using that language with me, mister.
Stranger: mother f*cker
You: GO BACK INSIDE YOUR CLOSET.
Stranger: nincompoooooooooooo
You: that is it! i just ripped your balls off. *ripppppp
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,” said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'”


Quit doing the titty dance!
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostMon Jan 10, 2011 6:42 pm Offline
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Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:26 pm2500the dangleberry of planet Earth
You: Son, we need to talk
Stranger: O'rly?
You: Yarly
Stranger: About what?
You: Well...
You: I'm not comparing you to your brother but...
You: Your obsession with dead bodies is scarring me
You: Why don't you play more sports?
Stranger: I knew that'd be a problem.
You: Yes,
Stranger: You see, sports require work.
You: Yeah
Stranger: I hate work.
You: Well, being a necrophiliac requires work too son
Stranger: I suppose. Sports do pay better.
You: Yeah, and you get chicks that are actually alive
Stranger: Hmm. I've never thought about it like that before.
You: You see son
You: Now life can be normal, and I can carry on my heroin addiction without your mom bitchin' about you 24/7
You: It's a win/win
Stranger: Since you put it like that...
Stranger: I think I'll change my ways.
You: Good, good!
You: I have a question son
Stranger: Can I have a dead body every once in a while?
You: Well sure, but...
You: can I borrow your piss?
Stranger: Well, since you set me on the straight and narrow, I don't see why not.
Stranger: But you can have it, not borrow it.
You: Thank you son, wait...you haven't done pot in awhile have you?
Stranger: No, I haven't. It's clean.
You: Good, I can get in more trouble with that than heroin in the test
You: You have just earned Daddy's love
Stranger: Oh thank you ever so much.
You: Any hot chicks in your grade son?
Stranger: Many, many.
You: Good, good
You: I like em' young
Stranger: O'rly?
You: Ya'rly
Stranger: Well, something may be able to be arranged, I guess.
You: Thanks son
You: Now, can you kill your Mom for me?
Stranger: But dad...
You: I don't want to get dirty
Stranger: Does it have to end that way?
You: you want my love RIGHT? *pulls out gun*
Stranger: Yes.
You: Okay, you know what you have to do...
Stranger: But you have the gun.
You: TAKE IT!
Stranger: No!
You: Lol, I was just trollin' son
Stranger: Okay, I was kind of scared there for a minute.
You: You just have to bury the body :D
Stranger: But I don't have a shovel, or lime.
You: It's just my last request...before I shoot myself of course
You: *Points gun at head*
Stranger: No, I won't do it.
You: *Pulls trigger*
You: BAANG!
Stranger: Wow, that was loud.
You: Indeed
You: 3 cheers for dysfunctional families
Stranger: Yay! Yay! Yay!
You: :D
You have disconnected.
PopRocksAndSoda

Back off, snickerdick!
I wanna ride your Rapidash ;D
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue Jan 11, 2011 2:38 am Offline
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Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:28 am29eanus
Stranger: horny? m/f?
You: I'm both.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol:
'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,” said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'”


Quit doing the titty dance!
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue Jan 11, 2011 3:30 am Offline
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Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:27 am10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi buddy
Stranger: HI M 18 INDIA
You: hahha. i am 2 and 6 inches tall.:D
You: really
You: my mom say to me
You: f*ck off little
You: moron
You: i am crying now
You: she is so evil
You: :(
Stranger: FUCKOFF motherf*cker
You: i am so sad.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Hhahahahahha. LoooL :lol:
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue Jan 11, 2011 3:48 am Offline
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Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:27 am10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: yo wome?
You: women
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yeah
You: o man
You: really
You: ?
Stranger: yeah :)
You: old?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: you?
You: o man really?
Stranger: duhhh
Stranger: you?
Stranger: asl?
You: okay becouse i am 7 :D. My mom yealing at me and im so afraid, Can you help me?Im just kiding
You: xd
Stranger: hahaha really?
You: i am 23
Stranger: youre just 7?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: from?
You: australia.:D
You: you
Stranger: philippines
Stranger: in the metro
You: cool
Stranger: i thought u were 7......
You: hahah. That will be funny
You: XD
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: what time is it there?
You: i am not good at english
You: i dont know
Stranger: its alright...
You: my clock
Stranger: try to be simple
Stranger: use plain english
You: is in the liveing room
You: what?
Stranger: so, what are you doing?
You: licking my fingger?
You: you
Stranger: ew...why?!
You: my blood is all of my floor
You: never mind
You: you?!
Stranger: listening to Goodbye mixtape :)
Stranger: are highschool?
You: o man you are lesbian
You: 1000%
Stranger: no!!! i have boyfriend
Stranger: i only like hiphop sorta....
Stranger: coz im a dancer
You: What are you doing here then!?
Stranger: just chatting everybody who's worth it
You: :D o thanks a compliment! yuuuuhuuuuu!:DDDD
You: how are you?
Stranger: im doing good... can i ask a question?
Stranger: ?
You: Im not good I'm running out of blood
You: yes
You: what
You: ?
Stranger: what do you think of Filipino girls?
You: HMM. i don't know.. hot,preddy,smart. And other... why? You are lesbian?O man i know it. Or... Besexual. Yeees! You are besexual
You: right?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I AM NOT OK?
Stranger: if so, if you think im one you'll regret it.
Stranger: im one of the prettiest Filipino you'll meet
You: ok,ok... But i am not trusting you. you are lesbian for me.... how are you dude?
You: lesbian
You: hahah
You: o man
You: i love
You: cartman
You: :))
Stranger: i think you are gay?
Stranger: gays are like that?
You: yes
You: i am woman
You: :)
Stranger: i knew it!
You: hhaha
You: how?
Stranger: u are so disrespectful
Stranger: how rude... so gay...
You: what??? disrespectful???
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and u arent worth it
Stranger: k bye
Stranger: bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Hhahahahahhahahahahahhahah!!!!! The women is so weak, leam! hahha XD :lol: 8)
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue Jan 11, 2011 3:59 am Offline
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Sat Jan 01, 2011 5:27 am10
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: yo wome?
You: women
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yeah
You: o man
You: really
You: ?
Stranger: yeah :)
You: old?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: you?
You: o man really?
Stranger: duhhh
Stranger: you?
Stranger: asl?
You: okay becouse i am 7 :D. My mom yealing at me and im so afraid, Can you help me?Im just kiding
You: xd
Stranger: hahaha really?
You: i am 23
Stranger: youre just 7?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: from?
You: australia.:D
You: you
Stranger: philippines
Stranger: in the metro
You: cool
Stranger: i thought u were 7......
You: hahah. That will be funny
You: XD
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: what time is it there?
You: i am not good at english
You: i dont know
Stranger: its alright...
You: my clock
Stranger: try to be simple
Stranger: use plain english
You: is in the liveing room
You: what?
Stranger: so, what are you doing?
You: licking my fingger?
You: you
Stranger: ew...why?!
You: my blood is all of my floor
You: never mind
You: you?!
Stranger: listening to Goodbye mixtape :)
Stranger: are highschool?
You: o man you are lesbian
You: 1000%
Stranger: no!!! i have boyfriend
Stranger: i only like hiphop sorta....
Stranger: coz im a dancer
You: What are you doing here then!?
Stranger: just chatting everybody who's worth it
You: :D o thanks a compliment! yuuuuhuuuuu!:DDDD
You: how are you?
Stranger: im doing good... can i ask a question?
Stranger: ?
You: Im not good I'm running out of blood
You: yes
You: what
You: ?
Stranger: what do you think of Filipino girls?
You: HMM. i don't know.. hot,preddy,smart. And other... why? You are lesbian?O man i know it. Or... Besexual. Yeees! You are besexual
You: right?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I AM NOT OK?
Stranger: if so, if you think im one you'll regret it.
Stranger: im one of the prettiest Filipino you'll meet
You: ok,ok... But i am not trusting you. you are lesbian for me.... how are you dude?
You: lesbian
You: hahah
You: o man
You: i love
You: cartman
You: :))
Stranger: i think you are gay?
Stranger: gays are like that?
You: yes
You: i am woman
You: :)
Stranger: i knew it!
You: hhaha
You: how?
Stranger: u are so disrespectful
Stranger: how rude... so gay...
You: what??? disrespectful???
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and u arent worth it
Stranger: k bye
Stranger: bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Hhahahahahhahahahahahhahah!!!!! The women is so weak, leam! hahha XD :lol: 8)
Re: Post your convos from Omegle. PostTue Jan 11, 2011 10:39 pm Offline
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Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:28 am29eanus
color me insane wrote:
Stranger: horny? m/f?
You: I'm both.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol:


Hahaha I just realized what this sounds like. I answered "both" to his 'm/f?' question. lmfoaoffoffa.
___________________________________________
You: i just had a poopy flavoured lolly pop.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: nice
You: wanna smell my breath? *AHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: wow, smells like sh*t..
You: that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. *tear
Stranger: aww
Stranger: im so happy for you :')
You: will you marry me, stranger?
You: we'll have lots of poopy flavored kisses.
Stranger: aw, of course :)
You: SCORE.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: wait wait wait..
Stranger: are you a guy or girl?
Stranger: lol
You: I'm a girl.
You: lolllll
You: didn't even see that coming.
Stranger: hahaha, i am too :L
You: Poo, we'll get married in secrecy.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: for sureeee
You: see you at the wedding!
You have disconnected.
__________________________________________
Stranger: m/f
You: no?
Stranger: neither?
You: yeah :(
Stranger: oh
Stranger: u alien?
You: i'm from the planet jhfkjgdfg.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: me from mars
You: then why did you ask me if was m/f?
You: trying to trick me?
You: what a dirty trickster.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that i am
You: ooooooooo
You: so busted.
Stranger: u like that
You: yes I do.
Stranger: u want to have sex with alien
You: sure, why not.
Stranger: u want wild alien sex with me
You: sure, why not.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: here is how we alien have sex
Stranger: female stands on head
You: from which planet? I don't want to be represented as a fool in front of my alien peers.
Stranger: in mars
Stranger: and male holds females feet in air
Stranger: and blows on them
You: feet are nasty.
Stranger: until female screams
Stranger: not for we aliens
You: suck on my big alien green toe!
Stranger: oh yeah baby
Stranger: id love to
You: and I'll shave your alien head, because that's what we do.
Stranger: oh sounds nice
You: oops, I think I just shaved off half your face.
Stranger: what!!!
Stranger: which half?
You: sahhhryyy.
You: the ugly half.
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: then we are okay
You: oh wait a tick...
You: I'm holding the beautiful half!
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: what!!!
You: you are screwed.
Stranger: u shaved off my whoel face?
You: and my alien dog just ate it.
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: i am bleeding all over
Stranger: and ur dog is licking it
You: no worries, aren't you a doctor?
Stranger: and ooh it feels so good
You: no time to feel frisky with the dog!
Stranger: why?
You: i....don't....know!
You: you're getting inside my brain.
Stranger: time is limited
Stranger: me bleeding to death
Stranger: must sex with dog
You: my dog is going to fling his poop at you.
Stranger: ooh yeah
Stranger: id eat it
You: and you didn't even brush your teeth.
Stranger: what is brush teeth?
You: it's alien talk for " using a condom".
Stranger: me no speak that kind alien talk
Stranger: no condoms on mars
You: then we are on two different wavelengths, my good sir.
Stranger: uh-oh
Stranger: this whole conversation
You: is dead!
Stranger: we may be talking 2 different things!
You: i need to get some more alien ass.
You have disconnected.
'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,” said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'”


Quit doing the titty dance!
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