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I think by now we've all come to realize that whenever Cartman sings a popular song, it's sheer gold. From 'Come Sail Away' by Styx to the latest 'Poker Face,' I doubt there's a song that Cartman's voice can't make better.

So, let's design a 15-song CD of Cartman covers.

Here's some covers I'd like to see:

1. Poker Face (of course)
2. Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
3. Led Zeppelin - The Immigrant Song
4. Pink Floyd - Another Brick in The Wall (part 2)
5. John Lennon - Imagine

...I just thought I'd get the ball rolling with some suggestions. So what songs do you want to hear a Cartman version of?

I'd prefer to hear a 'Faith +1' album.

Would be so kick ass iff he sings a Miley Cryus song.
And then make fun of miley while hes singing it

Yeah, like he'd add his own lyrics that make fun of her in the song! That would be funny!

Cartman has a very versatile range. He could get all emotional in Elvis' "Love Me Tender" or Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved."

Can't recall ever hearing Cartman rap before, but I bet he could do it just as well.

Miley Cyrus Cartman...that would be hilarious!!

Chesney Hawkes - The One and Only.

Ha! I reckon Cartman will give all the top rappers a run for their money too.

Uh, what about Wild Wild West?

The mere idea of him singing Cracklin' Rosie does put a smile on my face though.

I made a poll thread with the same idea, i would want to hear the Faith +1 album, the christmas carols, all the fragments of songs he ever sang like pokerface,heat of the moment, in the ghetto etc etc. I mean that would be amazing. If Cartman managed to make a crappy song like Poker Face good, maybe even he can make the Jonas Brothers bearable lol

Let's not forget 'Heat of the moment' by Asia. Such a great song when Cartman sings it. It gave me goosebumps. The real version isn't that good actually. I WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH CARTMAN!!

What an interested thread. I would totally buy Cartman's greatest hits for my Cartman collection. I can't choose any sings for him, I'm more into Japanese, Pop and Rock kind of music.

Aight, so we've got some good suggestions here. I didn't realize it at first, but there is already a substantial amount of Cartman vocal work in the series itself. Faith+1 the album is a great idea, but that would be a separate release. I've thought of a few other tunes that Cartman has sang, so here's a possible track list so far..

Poker Face
Heat of the Moment
In the Ghetto
Morning Train (Nine to Five) (he was singing that one when he found the aborted fetuses)

Come Sail Away
I've got a Golden Ticket

Then there could be a separate album for other Cartman-composed songs


Taco-Flavored Kisses
Somalian Pirates We
Back in Time (1776)
Sea People And Me
Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch
I'm Gonna Make, Make it Right
Wild Wild West

okay, now my brain hurts....

Dont forget Super Fun Time and 5th Grade!

What about "O'l Holy Nights". He sing that real good ^^

That's already on the Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics album. Then again, if this is going to be a sort of "Best Of" thing, it'd fit perfectly.

I think that the most perfect song would be the one that goes:
"I walked through the desert with a horse with no name"
and it repeats over and over and over again in the song.