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Re: Two truths and a lie PostFri Nov 25, 2011 7:48 pm Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
Wrong and wrong! Squirrel never bit me. Bats and hedgehogs are ungrateful bastards.

Unass, I'll go with 3. I doubt you liked your piss.
Re: Two truths and a lie PostFri Nov 25, 2011 9:21 pm Offline
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Tue May 24, 2011 1:49 pm3867In range of my WiFi
You got me AND my logic to a tee mamont :(
i did drink but disliked
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Re: Two truths and a lie PostFri Dec 09, 2011 8:11 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
Even Cear Grylls hates the taste of piss. :mrgreen:

1) I can't whistle
2) I once stayed awake for 40 hrs
3) I once rode a bicycle with a broken arm approx. 20 km
Re: Two truths and a lie PostFri Dec 09, 2011 2:42 pm Offline
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I guess 2, 1 seems too normal and 3 too extreme to be lies.

1) I once grabbed food off some random guy's plate and ate it in front of him in a fast food place
2) I've cut all my hair off with a 6 inch pair of scissors... more than once
3) I can't do my shoe laces or tie up and until recently couldn't do my shirt buttons either
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Re: Two truths and a lie PostSat Dec 10, 2011 6:00 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
Unassumption wrote:
I guess 2, 1 seems too normal and 3 too extreme to be lies.

Correct. I tried to lead you on with number 2, cause I said once before that one time I worked 25 hours straight. But I never stayed up more that 30 hours.

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1) I once grabbed food off some random guy's plate and ate it in front of him in a fast food place
2) I've cut all my hair off with a 6 inch pair of scissors... more than once
3) I can't do my shoe laces or tie up and until recently couldn't do my shirt buttons either

I know 3 is true. You mentioned that. 1 is quote possible. I'm gonna go with my old logic and say 2. I think you did cut your hair, but not more than one time.
Re: Two truths and a lie PostSat Dec 10, 2011 1:22 pm Offline
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I guessed you'd pick out the 'more than one time' with your logic, and tricked you by putting that down, because I have cut my hair with big-ass scissors (and nail scissors) numerous times. 1 was 'too extreme' for me.

1) I have slept for over 30 hours
2) I sleep with the lights on
3) I slept with my mum until I was 10 years old ._.
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Re: Two truths and a lie PostSun Dec 11, 2011 6:09 pm Offline
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I dunno...Id just say 1 is the lie

1. This Is a lie
2. This is the truth
3. This is the third thing on this list.
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Re: Two truths and a lie PostSun Dec 11, 2011 6:28 pm Offline
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Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:41 am3188Elsewhere
butters kenny wrote:
I dunno...Id just say 1 is the lie

1. This Is a lie
2. This is the truth
3. This is the third thing on this list.



Wait, if 1 is a lie, then that makes it a truth.....so 2 I guess, since it could be lying.


1. I love baked goodies.
2. My favorite SP character is Stan.
3. I have not driven out of state before.
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Re: Two truths and a lie PostSun Dec 11, 2011 9:12 pm Offline
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:36 am1436in a secret underground bunker
I'm going to take a stab because in all honesty I don't know if you have driven much, so your lie is that your favorite Character is Stan. It's probably Kenny... :wink:

1. I swam from one end to the other underwater in an olympic size pool without going up to breathe.
2. I'm double jointed can put my feet on the top of my head.
3. I've been to an NFL Patriots game at the old Foxboro Stadium.
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Re: Two truths and a lie PostSun Dec 11, 2011 9:18 pm Offline
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Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:41 am3188Elsewhere
You are correct. On both counts.

I'm guessing 2.


1. I prefer Queen to Led Zeppelin.

2. I enjoy action as much as I like comedy.

3. I usually wear the same pair of jeans for two to three days before washing them.
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Re: Two truths and a lie PostSun Dec 11, 2011 11:29 pm Offline
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:36 am1436in a secret underground bunker
:lol: I knew someone would fall for this.

Believe it or not...you are WRONG! I am double jointed, and someone actually bet me that I could not put my feet behind my back/head. They lost and I gained $20! :mrgreen:

The actuality is (and I hate to admit this) I have never been to an NFL game. I've been to 2 MLB games, 1 NHL game, and 2 NBA games. I wish this was more, but alas that was the lie.

Now...yours based upon conclusions and drawing from things, I'm actually going to say you're lie is Number 1. Something tells me you would actually prefer Zepplin over Queen (barely-but nonetheless). Because most people wear jeans 2-3 times before washing them.

I'll come up with another one the next time. I'm off to bed and am too tired to think of a good sequence right now.
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Re: Two truths and a lie PostMon Dec 12, 2011 9:16 am Offline
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You are correct. Both Queen and Zeppelin are amazing bands with great songs, but, I love Stairway To Heaven and Kashmir too much. :mrgreen:

1. I'm afraid of clowns.

2. I'm afraid of driving.

3. I have no allergies.
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Re: Two truths and a lie PostTue Dec 13, 2011 8:02 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
Hm... Tough one. You did mention that car is a deathtrap on wheels... But on the other hand, I got the impression that you like driving... And I don't think you're afraid of clowns. More like annoyed, or just hate them. I'll say 2.

1) I was a bullie in elementary school, and now regret it
2) I smashed a beer botle on a guys head
3) I shouted at the top of my lungs at a guy for colliding with me on a train station
Re: Two truths and a lie PostTue Dec 13, 2011 8:24 am Offline
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Actually, it's three. When i was young, I ate a fruit roll up and had a severe outbreak of hives.


As for you, I'm guessing two. I could never picture you as a bully. Plus, two makes you sound even more badass.
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Re: Two truths and a lie PostTue Dec 13, 2011 8:43 am Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
Ex1lepr0 wrote:
Actually, it's three. When i was young, I ate a fruit roll up and had a severe outbreak of hives.

Damn! My mistake. I meant to write 3.


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As for you, I'm guessing two. I could never picture you as a bully. Plus, two makes you sound even more badass.

The game is two truths and a lie. 1 is a lie. I've always hated bullies. I did smashed a botle on that guys head, he was pushing it. I finally snaped when he mentioned my mother.
And the guy at the train station... He had a maniacal look in his eyes, and walked towards me, and bumped into me on purpose. I thought should I punch him? But he wanted that, and it would make me look guilty. And I couldn't just walked away, so I cursed and swore as loud as I could. Everybody turned towards us, and he felt ashamed and hid from me.
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