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Re: Role Play Thread PostWed May 08, 2013 7:42 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Kenny: we're standing at the park, guys

Alex: *takes a burrito from nowhere and eats it*

Sam: that was random

Alex: and so it is!

Sam: remember clyde liked tacos?

clyde: *off* if i had tacos i'd be so happy

Sam: wait, doesn't craig say that?

Alex: all the same

*a while later*

Sam: aaaaand we're about to vague out again

Alex: Dude. there's something messed up with our heads

Kenny: No sh*t, sherlock

Alex: I wonder if we remember anything when we vague out

Sam: No, remember that time when your dad beat the living sh*t out of Jason?

Alex: Topanga and Kyle must've blanked out from the trauma

Sam: Actually, they blanked and didn't remember anything. It was a coincident

Kenny: I wonder if they would react if i hurt one of them? They won't remember a single thing! Not even flinch

Alex: like what?

*Kenny kicks Kyle in the balls mighty hard*

Alex: Oh my god he didn't react!

*they look at Kyle and Alex looks at her watch*

Kenny: getting your balls kicked is pretty painful. to not even flinch when that happens, it makes me wonder. does he still have those gender hormones?

Sam: Kyle? Hello?

Alex: this is pretty funny. Getting your crotch kicked is painful but not as bad as a dude!

Sam: this could be really funny, to play around with this brain thing.

Kenny: like what?

Alex: lets put them in a tree? or put a cardboard box over their head

Sam: I know why Stan keeps disappearing. same with the others. They keep blanking more often than we do!

Kenny: Hm, makes sense

Alex: Let's go to the arcade and play video games until they come to

Sam: sure. Lemme just do this...

*sam makes Topanga flip off in front of her*

Kenny: Their expressions will be priceless!

Alex: Quick! They could come to any second

*they sprint to the arcade and start playin' games*


----

*Random walks up to Kyle and Topanga*

random: Hey do you know where the-- Hay! Don;'y flip me off! Stop that! Why are you still doing that! Far out!

*storms off*
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat May 25, 2013 6:59 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Topanga: *comes to* Uh, what?

Kyle: *blinks, doubles over in pain* OW!

Topanga: What happened?! *tries to help him*

Kyle: I don't know!
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat May 25, 2013 7:19 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
*Cartman looks their way and starts cracking up*

Cartman: The invisible force is after us!?

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Kenny: this is boring I wonder if they;ve come to?


Alex: hope so

*they walk back*

Sam: Oh wow! they responded, okey sh sh keep quiet about this one

Kenny: that was funny
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostWed Jul 10, 2013 6:36 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
*Screen switches off*


Alex: AHHH! I can't see anything!

Sam: where are you!

Alex: I can't hear you!

Sam: Where are WE!

*thud*

Kenny: AHHH! OUR WORLD FELL OUT OF EXISTENCE

Alex: BOB! DONT PRESS THAT DELETE BUTON!

*explosion, silence*
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
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Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Jul 12, 2013 2:56 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
((Oh gosh, this is embarrassing, what's up, guys? Jesus, what happened? I'm so sorry, I've been neglecting this site, I'll g on it everyday from now on! Why did you shut off your players? I'll bring this sh*t back to life!))
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Aug 16, 2013 9:26 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
*The screen turns back on. Alex, Sam and Kenny blink and look at each other*

Sam: Is it just me or is that there is serious lag in our thought processing?

Kenny: huh?

Sam: dude, you haven't spoken for.... *looks at calendar*

Kenny: Well, nor have you!

Alex: hey wasn't it pitch black for a while?

*they shrug*
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Aug 16, 2013 10:39 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
*Topanga and Kyle are seen running towards the group, frantically shouting*

Topanga: Guys, guys, guys!

Kyle: Where were you???
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Aug 16, 2013 10:46 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Alex: I dunno, everything went pitch black, I couldn't hear or see anything, none of us could!

Kenny: I feel like I woke up from a coma

Alex: I have a feeling we won't have any more blackouts anymore
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Aug 16, 2013 10:50 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Kyle: Hopefully, we won't.

Topanga: Yeah, its almost September.

Kyle: And you know what that means.
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Aug 16, 2013 10:52 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Kenny: What does that mean??

Alex: That... it's my birthday?

Sam: wait, it's your birthday already?

Alex: Oh my god, do you know what this means?

Sam: you survived a whole year and didn't get cast aside?

Alex: No, september! something else
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Aug 16, 2013 10:57 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Kyle: *sighs and slaps a hand on his forehead in slight frustration* No! School, duh!

Topanga: *looks at him* Oh, you were talking about school, I was talking about all the new episodes of cartoons coming out.

Kyle: *covers face and groans in annoyance* Damn it, Topanga.
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Aug 16, 2013 11:00 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
*Kenny starts cracking up*

Sam: Are you serious, Kenny?

Kenny: I am a changed person, everyone! i don't think everything perverted. What are you now? *taps Sam on the head* hmmmm?

Sam: Sorry, i thought you were implying some gross stuff

Alex: School? Really, last time i checked, we hardly went to school

Kenny: Shall we go to school, then?
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Aug 16, 2013 11:04 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Kyle: In a month or so. Yes, we never go to school, but that doesn't mean we-

Topanga: I FORGOT TO DO MY SUMMER HOMEWORK, OH GOD.

Kyle: *rubs ear* No, don't get summer homework. At least until high school or something.

Topanga: Thank the lord and savoir.
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Aug 16, 2013 11:06 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Kenny: So...... what now?

Alex: I dunno.

Sam: I am STARVING!

Kenny: I know how you feel. i am always starved

Sam: aren't you more starving than normal starving?

Kenny: Yeah

*Alex takes out gum and gives everyone, eats one*

Alex: not as filling
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostFri Aug 16, 2013 11:13 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Topanga: *pockets gum, speaking up* I don't have money, but we can bug Jay to make us something or whatever?

Kyle: *does the same with the gum, shrugging* I thought she hates that.

Topanga: She does, but my mother's working, again, and drastic times call for drastic measures.
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
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