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Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:05 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Alex: jesus, Topanga, keep your lid on!

*she follows her out the hospital*

Sam: i'm going to see Kenny for a second

*Sam goes into the room*

Kenny: AHHH!!! Injections are f*cking PAINFUUUULLLL!!

Sam: dude, you're messed up!

Kenny: Do you have any idea what it is like to be mauled, decapitated, punched, run over, squashed, eaten, shot, kicked in the nads, pushed off a cliff, fall into lava, get stabbed, fall-- No one understands why i can't ever die!

*Sam thinks he's lost it*

Sam: I understand, Kenny. The loss of blood's making pain worse.

Kenny: YOU DON'T!

*shaking Sam by the shirt*

Sam: I do!

Kenny: YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING!

Sam: DUDE! nurse, what the f*ck have you given him!

*bats Kenny off*
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:10 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Nurse: I gave him morphine. It will take affect in a second or two. This is normal.

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Topanga: *silent as Kyle carries her*

Kyle: You need to start taking your pills again, you hear me?

Topanga: *quiet* Yes...
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:15 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Kenny: THE WERE BEAR!! AHHH!!!!

Sam: What?

Kenny: I said the were bear!! AHHH!!!!

Sam: dude, you're losing your mind

Kenny: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU! get away from me! AWAY!

*Slaps Sam away*

Sam: Ow!

Kenny: You will die, you f*cking bear!

Sam: wait...

*waves hand over Kenny's face, he doesn't respond*

Sam: That's not funny! That's very cruel!

Kenny: the morphine. THE MORPHINE! GOD HELP ME! ITS TURNING BLACK! BLACKER THAN CARTMAN'S RACIST JOKES!

Sam: SHhhh! chill out, man!

Kenny: Oh jesus what have you done to me! This isn't my blood!

*Sam takes the blood bag off the hook, reads it, puts it back, unsure what Kenny's on about*

Kenny: TAKE MY BLOOD YOU f*cking COWARD!

Sam: That's not normal!

Kenny: god help you all! THE APOSTLES HAVE ARRIVED!

Sam: Okay, you really screwed Kenny over, nurse

Kenny: FFFUUUUUCCCKKKKK YYYIOOOOOOOOOO

Sam: dude, you make no sense, i'm going to leave now

Kenny: DON'T LEAVE ME!

Sam: fine, but be quiet!

Kenny: .......he's after me!
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:25 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Nurse: Nurse Beth, Nurse Billie! Strap down the patient and take him to the insanity ward. Give him something to knock him out.

*the nurses who were called roll out the patient, Kenny, and give him sleeping medication, as he stops his fussing*

Nurse Billie: Get him to the Insanty Ward, state!

Nurse Beth: Yes, ma'am!

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Kyle: Have you calmed down yet?

Topanga: *arms crossed, looks pissed, talking through her teeth* Maybe.

Kyle: Are you sure...?

Topanga: No....

Kyle: God, what am I going to do with you?
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:28 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
*Kenny points at Sam accusatorily*

Kenny: Stay away from me!

Sam: you just told me to stay!

Kenny: STAY! Jesus, Sam! Please stay! I’ll even go hunting with you if you stay with me! PLEASE!

Sam: …dude?

Kenny: STAY! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CARNIVEROUS BASTARD!

*Gets strapped down to the bed from the nurses*

Sam: wait a minute!

*Sam takes off an oxygen mask, sniff it*

Sam: dude! They gave you… gas that smells… weird

*Kenny is delirious from taking the pills*

Kenny: It makes you loopy

*Sam holds the mask away, horrified*

Sam: I can see that!

*Kenny sits bolt upright*

Kenny: BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!

*passes out*

Sam: alright, see ya tomorrow, kid.

*he leaves*
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Alex: awww, darling, i'm sorry you're feeling angry. want to go to a movie or something, Top?
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:34 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Nurse: *takes oxygen mask* Oops! I gave him the wrong gas.... *laughs nervously*

Nurse Billie: Oh, damn it, Sally....

Nurse Sally: Hey, not my fault I keep forgetting to label them....

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Topanga: *sighs* Sure, Alex. But, can it just be you and me? I have a feeling Kyle will be bugging me. Can you put me down now?

Kyle: Sure. *puts her down* I still can't figure out why you're so light.

Topanga: One of the world's seven wonders. *glares at him*
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:38 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
*Kenny flips off the nurse who gave him the wrong gas*

Kenny: You're a were-bear. i can see it

*sam re-enters*

Sam: Kenny, I--

Kenny: SAM THEY'RE AFTER YOU! RUN!

Sam: ugh...

*Sam leaves, joins Kyle*

Sam: hey dude

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Alex: Sure! *leads Topanga away, to a movie cinema*
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:41 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Kyle: Hey, Sam.

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Nurse Sally: Kids these days.

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Topanga: Good.

(( Remember the nurse that was freaking out? XD I got that from Drake & Josh. XD Crazy Steve. ))
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:44 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Sam: SO. what's happening?

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Alex: Girl time. What's up, Topanga? You alright

(Tip of my tongue, struggled to figure what reference that was hmmm XD)

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Kenny: we're all going to die

Nurse: we all die soon

Kenny: Don;t you get it!? The worlds going to die and ill just keep coming back

Nurse: Okay, someone do a blood culture on Kenny and try and make sure you don't do anything stupid, Sally. This one's lost his marbles
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:49 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Topanga: Eh, I just need my meds, otherwise everything is....eh, alright, I guess.

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Kyle: Nothing really. Topanga was being really weird....

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Nurse Sally: Yeah, yeah, yeah.... *takes some of Kenny's blood*
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:53 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Alex: alright, let's get meds

*Alex leads Topanga to her house*

Alex: i hope it's really just a need for meds, nothing else that's making you like this

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Sam: oh how so? Remember the Simpson's Movie? Where the grandfather went bonkers, shouted EPA! to the whole church? Well... Kenny was having a similar fit to that just now. Said the bear was after us. whatever he's on about.

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Kenny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! Needles! You f*cking assh*le! Do you have any idea how f*cking painful that is!
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 4:58 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Topanga: Its a little bit about Kyle, some about Kenny, and...yeah, my meds are the thing that makes me better. Without them, all my emotions are hightened....

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Kyle: Jesus Christ....Kenny really lost it, hasn't he?

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Nurse Sally: I know. I have to take them too. Stop being a wimp.
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 5:00 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
*Kenny takes Nurse Sally's arm and starts biting it, angry*

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Alex: what did Kyle and Kenny do to provoke you?

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Sam: yep. He's lost it.
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 5:09 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Topanga: Kyle...that's just my emotions being hightened. You know, and Kenny is...Kenny.

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Kyle: That's scary. Maybe that woman gave him rabies?

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Nurse Sally: AHHH! KILL HIM!

Nurse Beth: *shoots Kenny in the head* He has rabies. Well, had.

Nurse Sally: Ooh, can you give me a shot and bandage me up?

Nurse Beth: Sure.
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostSat Jan 12, 2013 5:12 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
*Kenny walks up to Sam and Kyle*

Kenny: Hey guys!

Sam: dude, why did you run away!?

Kenny: oh i didn't run away, i was over there

Sam: you didn't?

Kenny: nope. You guys will never remember my deaths. god i have to get over that, don't i?



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Alex: well.. how are they annoying you? Kenny's being Kenny? what's Kyle doing? why are you so provoked?
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
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