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Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:13 am Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
*Sam starts smacking, swatting and shooting at the bush, frantic*

Alex: Matthew, gay people exist, too

*Sam runs out of ammo and starts batting the bush*

Kenny: run!

*everyone bolts down the road*


(where is this going?)
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:15 am Offline
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:32 pm3281Somewhere south of the north pole, somewhere north of the south pole
*Voice calls out from bush* I am Torgo! I look after the place while The Master is away!

Stan: Kill it. KILL IT!

Yates: God damn it. Bullets cannot stop it.

Matthew: What's going on?! What's a gay person?!
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I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:18 am Offline
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Alex: a gay person is when someone of the same gender likes someone of the same gender in a romantic way

Kenny: how the f*ck do we kill this thing!

Sam: what do we do! what the f*ck do we do!
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:21 am Offline
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:32 pm3281Somewhere south of the north pole, somewhere north of the south pole
Matthew: But that's impossible isn't it?!

Stan: No. Our teacher is- was- at some- never mind. This guy put Kyle in a dress and tried to marry him.

*Matthew looks horrified*

Torgo: I am Torgo!
skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:
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Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:23 am Offline
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*Alex starts bawling, hugging Kenny, having had lost it*

Kenny: i swear, Alex, you're going to lose it one day

Sam: how the f*ck do we kill this thing!

*Sam clearly is pumped with adrenalin, still pushing the trigger of his empty shot gun*
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:25 am Offline
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:32 pm3281Somewhere south of the north pole, somewhere north of the south pole
Stan: What did we do last time, I can't remember... uh, did I eat him?

Matthew: What?

Yates: What, kid? Last time?

Stan: Yeah, there was an alternate universe.
skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:
Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:26 am Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Kenny: Jesus saved us last time! we operated on Stan, took the white thing... out... and... shot ...his doppelganger...

*Alex continues bawling*

Sam: Jesus!? we get Jesus's help!? how does that do anything!?

*Jesus appears, apostle music in background bla bla bla*
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
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Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:28 am Offline
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:32 pm3281Somewhere south of the north pole, somewhere north of the south pole
Stan: Right. .... That isn't going to work this time. *Pokes chest* I don't think i'm infected.

Matthew: 2012 is a strange time.

Yates: I know what you mean, kiddo, I'm upset about Obama too.

Stan: Jesus!

Matthew: Jesus?!
skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:
Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
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Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:28 am Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Sam: CAN WE JUST GET TO THE BOTTOM OF HOW THE f*ck WE KILL THIS THING!?

(Take the wheel, Zazaban, Take Jesus)
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
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Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:30 am Offline
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:32 pm3281Somewhere south of the north pole, somewhere north of the south pole
*Torgo goes to Matthew and picks him up over his shoulder*

Torgo: I take you to the Master now.

Stan: Put him down, assh*le!
skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:
Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 12:32 am Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Sam: DO SOMETHING!

Alex: how do we kill it!

Kenny: Jesus. what do we do?

Jesus: i have no clue, children
"We're all just a bunch of multi-coloured humans!"
Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 6:27 am Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
*Kyle and Topanga walk up, since she was throwing up, they fell behind*

Kyle: Guys why are you-*sees Torgo* AAHHH, NOT AGAIN!

Topanga: Oh god, who's that?

Kyle: Its Torgo! HE WANTS TO MARRY KIDS!

Topanga: AAAHH, I DON'T LIKE IT! HE HAS ONE! *points at Matthew*

Kyle: *takes out his pistol* Do I shoot him!?

Topanga: YES!

Kyle: *shoot Torgo in the head*

Topanga: Where's Jason?!

Jason: Right here. *sees Torgo* Goddamnit, is that Torgo? *turns into Shadowform* I f*cking hate that guy.

((I missed so f*cking much. You guys rule!))
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 1:15 pm Offline
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:32 pm3281Somewhere south of the north pole, somewhere north of the south pole
Stan: You know him, Jason?!

Matthew: Help.
skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:
Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 3:14 pm Offline
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Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:56 pm4427I don't wanna fucking tell you! Last time this kid started stalking me!
Jason: Of course I do! I know most things!

Kyle: Do I keep shooting?!

Topanga: YES! KILL HIM! *puts fingers up like a cross, points it at Torgo*
Cheerful misery with a best friend is better than eternal misery wherever else.

BEST CHARACTERS IN SOUTH PARK
1.Kyle
2.Kenny
3.Pip
4.Tweek
5.Butters
Re: Role Play Thread PostSun Nov 25, 2012 4:48 pm Offline
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:32 pm3281Somewhere south of the north pole, somewhere north of the south pole
Matthew: Put me down!

Stan: Somebody grab him!

*Torgo runs back into the bushes*

Yates: After him! *Shoots*
skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:
Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
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