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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostMon Nov 12, 2012 8:48 pm Offline
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:32 pm3281Somewhere south of the north pole, somewhere north of the south pole
It was a joke. I mistook the microwave for a TV, so I made a joke and blamed what I was drinking.
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostMon Nov 12, 2012 11:22 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:54 pm5860Australia
Aha
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostTue Nov 13, 2012 4:42 am Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
(A stream of consciousness? Sure.)

Gemini: Speak for yourselves. I've got a TV so I can watch DirecTV and play video games in my room. Why? Because I'm the f*cking sh*t! *does happy dance*
Bob: (really, really pissed off) You...you...you...
Gemini: ...genius? Why thank you! :D
Bob: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US YOU HAD A TELEVISION IN YOUR ROOM?!
Gemini: I thought this remote in my hand implied that we had a TV and that it was mine and that it was in my room. *shrugs with TV remote in right hand*
Bob: -_- Shut up.
Gemini: I mean I can always move it down here if you want.
Zaz: Wait. We do have a TV?
Gemini: (turns to Zaz) Yes. Yes, we do. And I have the money to buy an even bigger one.
Bob: Oh. In that case, let's get a TV.
Mo: (pointing at the ceiling while staring at it) Can we put the new one up there?
Gemini: I don't see why not.
Bob: Whoa! It's gonna have to be really secure so it doesn't land on us while we're watching it.
Niels: (finally comes in, pointing at Gemini) You're an assh*le.
Gemini: Uh, thanks. Where should we put the TV we're gonna get?
Niels: I don't know, but you almost killed us!
Gemini: Technically, Kensuke almost killed us. I merely accidentally set the old house on fire because Mo said I did.
Bob: You did say you started the fire.
Gemini: Yes, but I tried to put it out before I high-tailed it out of there.
Mo: I don't remember that.
Gemini: Really? You were standing right beside me.
Mo: Oh, yeah. I even helped you, didn't I?
Gemini: Are you high?
Mo: No. I just blocked the whole thing out.
Niels: So you two tried to put out the fire?
Gemini: (really annoyed now) YES! Mo and I were actually starting to make progress when Kensuke came over. When he said he was gonna blow the house up, I quit fighting it and ran. Mo made it out somehow. Bob ran right behind me. And, well, Kensuke blew it up.
Niels: Ah. So what now? Where's my new room?
Gemini: It's right next to mine. Your Barack Obama poster is on the door.
Niels: I should put it on your door.
Gemini: And I should contaminate our food by farting over it. In other words, it's a bad idea.
Niels: Yeah, but I like getting on your nerves. :D
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostTue Nov 13, 2012 8:04 am Offline
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Bob: hey, you're still on about the fire!? i don't even care about who started it, the pyromaniac... yeah im worried it might start again...
Zazaban: that wasn't the woods i got lost in!?
everyone: NO!
Zazaban, looking sheepish, swigs beer silently, everyone staring, annoyed
Gemini: Anyway...
Mo: hey, that's a gay fish painting there
Gemini: no that's a still from the cheesy advert for plasma TV
Bob: you seriously are fooled by the graphics of this "painting"?
she knocks on the screen, clearly indicating a screen
Gemini: how does everything just materialize?
Bob: from the commune house been stalk...
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostMon Nov 19, 2012 4:11 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
Gemini: (being silly) And this is how babies grow? (Everyone looks at him like he had two heads.)
Bob: Uh... O_o
Gemini: (laughing) Sorry. I was thinking of something I saw on YouTube while I was killing time at school.
Mo: You go to school?
Gemini: Yup.
Mo: Huh. Okay. I should've remembered.
Gemini: Nah, it happens. Anyway, this TV's gonna kick ass!
Niels: Hell, yeah! Now we get to see South Park on the ceiling!
Zaz: "And this is how babies grow?" Where did you get that?
Gemini: I'll explain later.
Ex1: (suddenly out of nowhere) Hey, what happened?
Gemini: Um, it's a long story that's been told and retold and re-retold. I'd rather not tell it again, if I can help it. Let's just say a fire happened and Kensuke blew the old house up.
Ex1: Works for me, bud.
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostMon Nov 19, 2012 4:16 pm Offline
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Bob: Or lets just say the house exhumed itself

exp1: i'll stick with the house fire story

Bob: fair dinkum

Gemini: what are we going to do today?

Bob: .....when i arrived at the other house, apparently there was some monster or weird stuff occurring or whatever happened to Angus?

Gemini: has a 1 of 3 chance survival

Bob: how?

Gemini: 'monoxide gassing= death or the montser got him=death or successful escape

Bob: oh

exp1: or burnt alive

Bob: the hell would Kensuke burn the house down for!?
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostMon Nov 19, 2012 4:26 pm Offline
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Gemini: The hell if I know.
Ex1: Oh, there's Angus. (points to a figure wearing tattered clothes walking up towards the house)
Gemini: Watch out. It could be a zombie.
Mo: A zombie?
Gemini: Yeah. A zombie.
Bob: Quit scaring Mo.
Gemini: I wasn't scaring him this time. It could be legit.
Bob: Why?
Gemini: Well, look at the guy outside. He's got blood dripping from his mouth, his eyes look opaque, and he dragging one of his legs behind him.
Bob: Good point.
Ex1: Or he could be blind, have internal injuries to vital organs, and a broken right leg.
Gemini: That, too.
Mo: You actually had me going for a second, Gem. Smartass. (chuckles)
Gemini: Yeah, I know.
Bob: Or Angus could be concussed and still think it's Halloween.
Mo, Ex1, and Gemini: OH, YEAH!
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostMon Nov 19, 2012 4:36 pm Offline
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Bob: Or... re-enacting some historical event

Gemini: the hell did that come from?

Bob: someone walks out of a housefire

Gemini: where does this come from?

Bob: It is a common movie trope or cliche
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostMon Nov 19, 2012 4:57 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
Gemini: (laughs) Yeah, that one's so obvious I completely overlooked it.
Bob: Dodo bird.
Gemini: That bird was wiped out of existence by humanity in 1600.
Mo: That's right.
Niels: It was Bush's fault.
Gemini: (rolls eyes) Right, because he obviously had a time machine and sent Dick Cheney back in time to go bird hunting. Really, dude? Really?
Niels: When are you gonna stop taking my jokes seriously?
Gemini: I don't take them seriously. I just like making people think that a right-leaning libertarian and an ardent liberal really can't get along.
Niels: Smartass. (laugh)
Gemini: Hey, everyone likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smartass.
Bob: Um, can we get back to Angus, please?
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostMon Nov 19, 2012 5:03 pm Offline
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Gemini: Angus?

Bob: Angus! i cooked Angus beef!

*she picks up a tray of Angus beef*

Gemini: when did you make that!?

Bob: time travel

Mo: with chaney an--

Bob: no. it just appeared. literally appeared.
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostMon Nov 19, 2012 11:58 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
Gemini: Well, I am hungry.
Bob: That's why I made them, silly. (laughs)
Gemini: I can't wait to try one.
(everyone gets an Angus burger. Later on...)
Gemini: That was good, Bob. Thank you.
Everyone else: Yes, thank you, Bob!
Bob: You're welcome. And my name's not Bob. It's Kate.
Mo: Kate?
Ex1: A mate.
Niels: Hey, it's time to skate! (everyone looks at him) What? I thought we were trying to write a poem.
Gemini: Anyway, "kiss me, Kate!"
Bob: What? O_o
Gemini: Sorry. I was quoting a British TV show.
Bob: That was a show reference?
Gemini: Yep. (cheesy grin) Anyone wanna listen to some Mastodon?
Bob: Mastodon?
Ex1: They're an American heavy metal band.
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostTue Nov 20, 2012 12:39 am Offline
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Bob: It's Bob. It's short for Kate
Gemini: what?
Bob: another reference to Blackadder
Exp1: so, does anyone want to listen?
everyone: sure
Bob: do yo you mean we should select to hear the song or block it out
exp1: what?
Bob: play it i don't really care
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostWed Nov 21, 2012 10:16 am Offline
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Sun Jul 04, 2010 10:32 pm3281Somewhere south of the north pole, somewhere north of the south pole
*Kicks shoes off* Sure, let's listen.
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostMon Mar 18, 2013 2:50 pm Offline
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:48 pm1543Dayton, Texas, USA
*Ex1 puts Mastodon on the speakers*
Gemini: Ah, this is soothing music.
Bob (Kate? :lol: ): (giving Gemini a funny look) You call this soothing?
Gemini: Yes, I do.
Bob: You're a weird American, aren't you?
Gemini: Eh, you can say that.
Niels: You're conservative so yeah, you're definitely weird.
Gemini: (cheesy grin) And yet, you guys wouldn't have me any other way.
Mo: Nope.
Bob: This isn't bad.
Ex1: Told you. (smiles)
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011) PostSun Mar 24, 2013 11:55 pm Offline
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:32 am2732So Cal
Hello! Is there room enough for someone else to join? I'm under 5 feet so won't take up much room :)
I love: Stan, Butters, Cartman, Sharon.

I ship: Stan/Cartman <3

Stan: MMOOMM!!
Sharon: What is it honey? (gasp!) My baby's killed again!
Haa, I love that line.
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