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Obviously there is much controversy around Mysterions' identity. and i don't suppose there are any right answers since Matt and Trey didn't specify.
Thinking about it logically Matt and Trey don't want us to know who Mysterion really is. They love to F***k with us so nobody should expect a proper answer.

however if i had to choose who i thought Mysterion really is..

It can't be Clyde. Personality wise Clyde is a scaredy cat. he'd burst into tears every time the wind blew in his direction.
i love him but it's true. his constant bawling is part of his charm.

and

it can't be Craig. because Craig hates involving himself in dangerous/crazy things, In Pandemic he made a big show about wanting to have a normal day and stating that nobody want's to hang out with Cartman's group because they get caught up in all these crazy things.
and in S06E13 The Return Of The Fellowship of The Ring To The Two Towers. Craig left as soon as things got complicated and refused to cross the river.

not to mention, Craig is a chronic-flipper not once during the episode have i seen Mysterion flip anyone off. though In the newer episode's Craig doesn't flip anyone off as much.


and

it can't be Kenny. because he hates putting himself in danger, He went out of his way to avoid Shop Class so he doesn't get killed. true Kenny occasionally risks himself for his friends. but he wont rush to peoples aid especially people he doesn't know.
also he's not the type of person that has that heroic flare.
the only thing that could disprove my theory right now is if someone said that" Kenny is Mysterion to attract chicks." then I'd say that i've got nothing on you. he would totally scale a building for a woman


and

it can't be Wendy. a major reason is Wendy is the student body president she rarely has time to hang out with her boyfriend Stan, so i really doubt that she'd use that free time to save South Park from petty crimes.
Personality wise I can't deny 100% that it could be Wendy. though i am inclined to believe that physically Mysterion is a boy. moreover, Mysterion asked for help from Kyle mentioning that Kyle:" is the smartest kid in the class." I don't think Wendy thinks kyle is any smarter than her and since Mysterion is looking for help from a smarter kid that would mean that Mysterion is not very smart himself/herself.


that leaves

Stan Marsh. IT HAS TO BE STAN! why? main reason is try as i might. i can't find a single reason to deny Stan being Mysterion.
Stan is always helping people. he saves whales, becomes a hippy with the intention of helping people, In super Phun time he saves everyone from the terrorists using quick thinking and a funny accent.
he is always standing up for things. whether they are a people or their right's. In lil crime stoppers he's determined to stay with his job. he says and i quote the he want's to "protect and serve South Park."
another reason is. Stan definitely thinks Kyle is the smartest kid in class.
he would go out of his way to piss Cartman off.
he would negotiate with the enemy.

that's it my brain stopped. :p

that leaves

Stan Marsh. IT HAS TO BE STAN! why? main reason is try as i might. i can't find a single reason to deny Stan being Mysterion.
Stan is always helping people. he saves whales, becomes a hippy with the intention of helping people, In super Phun time he saves everyone from the terrorists using quick thinking and a funny accent.
he is always standing up for things. whether they are a people or their right's. In lil crime stoppers he's determined to stay with his job. he says and i quote the he want's to "protect and serve South Park."
another reason is. Stan definitely thinks Kyle is the smartest kid in class.
he would go out of his way to piss Cartman off.
he would negotiate with the enemy.

that's it my brain stopped. :p

I can't believe some people put all this thought into his identity, still.

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Since Kyle actually chats with Mysterion during the episode, we know it isn't him.

Well the hotly contested unanswered debate as to who exactly is Mysterion will rage on forever it appears unless M+T throw us a bone or flat out tell us (something I'm not holding my breathe on). However, I would like to share my thoughts as to who I personally feel Mysterion looking at the clues from this website from a unique perspective.

First off, the basic knowledge every one already knows. We know that according to Mr Garrison, it was a student in his class. Secondly, on Professor Chaos' Mysterion board of suspects, the following students are listed: Kyle, Tweek, Stan, Clyde, Craig, Kevin, Kenny, and Jason.

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Since Kyle actually chats with Mysterion during the episode, we know it isn't him.

Well here is what I find interesting. Has any one ever noticed that on this very board's character guide, 7 of the 8 characters listed above and Mysterion are shown and one of the characters is missing? (Click on "Guide" and then "Characters"). Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Clyde and Craig on have photos on Page 1. Tweek is listed on Page 3 and Jason is listed on Page 4. Mysterion is also listed on Page 4. But where oh where is Kevin? This strikes me as VERY odd that a character who has been in several episodes in the past is conveniently left off of Matt and Trey's board of characters. In my opinion, he hasn't been left off intentionally because he is represented as Mysterion! Also at then end of the episode, Mysterion was arrested and was to be placed in jail. In the episode immediately following "The Coon" called "Margaritaville", 7 of the 8 previously listed boys can be seen sitting at the "Last Supper Table". Who is missing? Again it is Kevin (because he is still in jail).

Obviously, the counter argument to this would be that Cartman says during the episode that "I even said it was you before." However, one could argue that Cartman claims to say a lot of things which have latter been proven to be false. (I refer you to the Fishsticks episode and Cartman's "memory" about how he "remembered" the events surrounding writing the Fishsticks joke. )

My personal opinion about the true identity of Mysterion ...... Kevin Stoley

Just some food for thought!