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Just gonna say this: They should totally prank us by pulling the whole "April Fool's '98" stunt on us again. They won't, but they totally should. XD

That is all.

My little brother never had any pills or drugs. Variations of Aspergers are all different. Yes, the doctor told him he had Aspergers. If you think my mom took him to just ONE doctor you must be crazy because her kid couldn't possibly have this. Every symptom and sign is him. He is really socially retarded and takes things literally. He does not get a government check every month. He goes to college AND has a full time job.

You would have to know him to know that it isn't a joke like some people want it as a diagnosis. I believe this might be the route Cartman is going to go in.

My baby brother is functioning and thriving with the right people behind him. I feel sorry for people who don't have what my little brother has in his life.

Now ADHD is an excuse to be a pill head later in life. It also means that you need to be a parent and beat your kid's ass. Teachers, it means you need to instill fear into your kids and be a good, old fashioned, creative teacher and do your jobs. We know all about this first hand too -- but that's a different forum.

But this South Park episode is going to be THE sh*t! We are UBER excited for it.

I can just see Cartman reading variations of it out of a pamphlet and trying to decide which Aspergers he is going to have or make an excuse for a behavior on this day and that day because of the variations. OR maybe EVERYONE in SP is going to be diagnosed with Aspergers so they don't have to work. It's going to be funny stuff! I can't wait.

What I really want is for a law to pass in SP where they make drug testing mandatory for welfare. What if Kenny's parents were to get their welfare checks taken away for not passing?

Anyway... to each his own.

Oh, yeah. I took that little test someone else provided and I got a 10. Awesome. I'm, uh, normal...I guess.

See the contradiction here? If your parents told you that you had Asperger's when you were 2, that's not a diagnosis. You just have some really stupid parents. Looks like it runs in the family.



Actually, what I'm saying is from all the people I know who have it, none of them are incompetent cunts. So, to answer your question, yes.



Because if the majority of the population doesn't have a particular trait, difference, or "flaw", it's NOT considered "normal". Every human out there has some kind of disorder or disability. If they were all "normal", we'd all be suffering from OCD, leukemia, slurred speech, blindness, autism, and necrotizing fasciitis...and pretty much about anything else you can name.



Go try to claim SSI and disability by using Asperger's as your reason. Seriously, go try it. You will fail almost as much as you fail about trying to make an argument about it.

Part of your problem is that you're a cynic who despises doctors and blows off everything they say. They're among the most well-educated people in the world, who spend their lives try to help others.



Any more or less than your mom is a retarded human dispenser?



Precisely. I know you didn't want it, so I gave it to you. Take the pity I gave you, and ram it up your scrawny white ass. I'll send the bill.

Oh, brother. >_< Niels, I think it's time to let this sleeping dog lie.

On that test, I scored a 30. As much as a hypochondriac as I am, I'm pretty sure I don't have Aspergers. Just socially deprived because of lack of many friends... FOREVER ALONE.

I keep thinking of Timmy 2000 when thinking about this episode's plot. That was the episode with the Ritalin and ADHD, right? I think maybe Cartman will try to fake Aspergers, but almost everyone will actually believe "Burger Buns" is a result of it. Whether you have it or not, you will be diagnosed because of some minute similarity to the symptoms of Aspergers. Then the moral will be, "Aspergers is real, but claiming it based off of minor social, mental, and physical flaws is stupid," or something like that, I don't know... Heck, maybe Stan will be diagnosed if I end up being right (which I doubt; South Park's too spontaneous for me to be dead-on...).

That test is just for fun. Mental disorders are difficult to diagnose even in 'real life', it's not like an online test can give any kind of accurate assertion. Besides, I think a lot of us here could go on for quite some times about how many things are wrong with that test.

Well. Hello children it's been a long time a looooooong time but I'm baaaaack! And ready to roll! I wonder if anyone remembers me ? :/ oh well

Ok so first of. Stan fans do not fret. We have seen eps were there are 2a stories and when the title/preview clip has little to do with the ep. If something big really were to happen would M&T really tell us about it? Think of 1507 nobody thought that would take such a dramatic turn.

As for my prediction(which will most likely have nothing to do with the ep) goes like this.
We will se little to none of Randy and Sharon throughout(thank god)
Stan will be trying to find a cure for cynicism ie Mackey screen shot.(btw he is still in SP YESS) Cartman will go off to do something ridicules to entertain shallow fans.
But mainly the whole Stan situation won't be resolved tonight.

However through the next run I have three prediction on how it will be resolved.

1.stay with me here but.......Cartman. Imagine it cartman getting past being an assh*le for 5minutes to try to actually help his friend. 0.o

2. They all realize they need Stan for(insert reason here) so C K and K goes to get him.

3. My favorite option however unlikely....,,,,.............. Mysterion!!!?!!

Whatever happens I except an opening shot with cartmen Kyle and Kenny standing at a bus stop.....

Hey, dumbass, how about my parents TOOK me the doctor at 2 years old then LATER they told me about it. Doesn't make my parents any less stupid though.



All the people you know? Do you go out and purposely make friends with retards to make yourself feel better? I guess college has to be good for something.



Wow. Tell them that it's NATURAL to be sick and dysfunctional and they'll believe you and BEG to be treated.



Don't have to. My parents jumped on that gravy train as soon as my brother and I were diagnosed. As soon as I learned about it, i put an end to it. Unlike the rest of you, I don't accept handouts.



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Go kill yourself.



And on cue, the sheep follow each other in unison. Never free to express any opinion that is different than their peers.

So are you going to change your story again next time?



I go out and make friends. That seems like it may be an unfamiliar experience to you. No surprise there. And from thereon I learned that a few had Asperger's. Quite a lot of people do. And for the record, I didn't meet any people in college who told me they had Asperger's. I've known them since I was younger. But you wouldn't know. You don't go to college, do you, little guy?

Also, for you to call them "retards" is pretty....well, retarded. Especially given that people who have it are generally much more intelligent than the general population. That's how I know you don't have it.



If that was true, you'd be begging your doctor right now, because you're obviously a very sick person. Your anger is evident in your text. If that's not your intention, you have a problem with interpretation and perception. Maybe you can ask your doctor about that, perhaps?

It is natural to be flawed. But you're equating differences in humans with being "sick", "dysfunctional", and "flawed". I thought your original argument was that this wasn't true? That it's all "normal"? You're switching sides. Try to be consistent with your arguments, especially if you're being a whiny little bitch.



So your parents lied and took advantage of the system, fraudulently living on welfare like a bunch of lazy, greedy pricks? I told you that your parents were stupid.



Seriously? That's your argument? That's really all you can say? There's a reason people go to school: to get smarter. People with doctorates are the most well-educated. It's a simple fact. Nobody's asking you to like it.

And seriously..."Kneels0827"? Is that the best you can do? If you're going to try and make fun of my name, at least know how it's pronounced. Google it. You can learn something (provided your hollow head has any cerebral activity going on inside of it).

Bendyourself. Go away. Don't come back. If you would like to spin random lies then go after people for calling you out then we don't want you here.

Niels is always so angry. Is his TMI under average?

Would you like me take a picture and send it to you?

See, I love this. You guys sincerely think I'm angry. I'm sitting here looking at posts from the "brendleyourself" squad and laughing my ass off and just about every word these guys spew. And I know I'm not alone. But then, using facts and logic never hurt anyone either. That's why you get my insight as a complimentary service whenever you spew inane bullshit.

Do carry on, though. I'd hate to interrupt your train of thought as you ponder the size of my penis.

Brendleyourself? Lumping me in with that moron who thinks doctors are stupid?

Yes, I remember you, whatwouldwedo W/o SP How've you been?

Looking forward to 1508, Ass Burgers, which will start in just a few hours! Pass me some Cheesy Poofs please to munch on while we watch the show