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912: Trapped in the closet
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Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:34 pm
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:cartmansmirk: Dont mind him i think he has some sand in his vagina
and uh.. stan said sh*t in the Passion of the Jew episode when he's sitting next to Kenny on the bus home from Mel Gibson.
you the men.
Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:54 pm
what home me trapped in the closet whas the gret it show every it whas cool my favorites bat is r kelly r kelly whas tailly those 2 fow get out the hell out of the closet o men trapped in the closet kick ass. alose where your going to make new episode of south park? nex time have the president in there kep in it up your rock and thant cool.
Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:54 pm
what home me trapped in the closet whas the gret it show every it whas cool my favorites bat is r kelly r kelly whas tailly those 2 fow get out the hell out of the closet o men trapped in the closet kick ass. alose where your going to make new episode of south park? nex time have the president in there kep in it up your rock and thant cool.
Scams, Shams and Flim Flams
Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:54 am
Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:54 am
Derp...
That was no blooper. The President of Scientology knew damn right that Stan was NOT the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, who probably wrote the most important tenets of scientology 42 years ago. With Stan's OT-9 reading, The President could now convince Stan to write some bullsh*t stories about aliens and souls that they could both sell to all scientologists for ridiculously inflated prices and make $3,000,000.
THAT'S what he was waiting 42 years for, not the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard but an opportunity to create some more earth-shattering stories that he could sell to people and make millions just like LRH did.
God, you people have to pay more attention to Cartman, he'd have understood that!
That was no blooper. The President of Scientology knew damn right that Stan was NOT the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, who probably wrote the most important tenets of scientology 42 years ago. With Stan's OT-9 reading, The President could now convince Stan to write some bullsh*t stories about aliens and souls that they could both sell to all scientologists for ridiculously inflated prices and make $3,000,000.
THAT'S what he was waiting 42 years for, not the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard but an opportunity to create some more earth-shattering stories that he could sell to people and make millions just like LRH did.
God, you people have to pay more attention to Cartman, he'd have understood that!
zcereal wrote:
the head scientology guy states that's he's been waiting for this day for 42 years, referencing stan being the re-incarnation of L Ron Hubbard, but Hubbard died in january of 86, meaning he has only been waiting slightly less then 20 years
Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:48 pm
Not wanting to sound anal about this, but...
Technically, Stan should never have even been allowed to join the Cult of $cientology. Sure, they would have gladly taken the $240 (actually, I thought it was a lot more than that, but what do I know, I'm no $cientogist) for his first audit, but in order to join the Cult, Stan would have had to have one of his parents sign a waiver, which never came up during this episode. Yes, boys and girls, $cientology just loves legal mumbo-jumbo. The waiver effectively binds you to the following:
1> That anything $cientology teaches you must be treated as the Gospel. Yes, you must respect them as a "religion." (Later on, as your life savings are drained and you're brainwashed a little more, they'll also legally bind you into the belief that L. Ron Hubbard is God.)
2> That you will forever NOT accept any advice from a psychiatrist or any other mental health professional. Remember folks, $cientology believes that psychatrists are evil, and psychologists are their bastard sons/daughters. And they must be destroyed. Maybe they'll find that "prison" where Xenu's being held, and disconnect that "eternal" battery. After a little brainwashing session, Xenu will then be ordered to round all those pesty psychatrists up and ship them to some volcanic island on some other planet, and drop them in along with a few H-bombs for good measure.
3> Of course, nothing that is taught by them can ever be revealed to anyone (unless he/she's another brainwashed member of the cult you've just committed yourself to.)
Failure to adhere to any of this will banish you - of course after signing yet another waiver that will get you sued if it's ever suspected you've ratted their "dogma" out to the outside world.
So that's why Tom Cruise seems like a normal, stable human being.
Technically, Stan should never have even been allowed to join the Cult of $cientology. Sure, they would have gladly taken the $240 (actually, I thought it was a lot more than that, but what do I know, I'm no $cientogist) for his first audit, but in order to join the Cult, Stan would have had to have one of his parents sign a waiver, which never came up during this episode. Yes, boys and girls, $cientology just loves legal mumbo-jumbo. The waiver effectively binds you to the following:
1> That anything $cientology teaches you must be treated as the Gospel. Yes, you must respect them as a "religion." (Later on, as your life savings are drained and you're brainwashed a little more, they'll also legally bind you into the belief that L. Ron Hubbard is God.)
2> That you will forever NOT accept any advice from a psychiatrist or any other mental health professional. Remember folks, $cientology believes that psychatrists are evil, and psychologists are their bastard sons/daughters. And they must be destroyed. Maybe they'll find that "prison" where Xenu's being held, and disconnect that "eternal" battery. After a little brainwashing session, Xenu will then be ordered to round all those pesty psychatrists up and ship them to some volcanic island on some other planet, and drop them in along with a few H-bombs for good measure.
3> Of course, nothing that is taught by them can ever be revealed to anyone (unless he/she's another brainwashed member of the cult you've just committed yourself to.)
Failure to adhere to any of this will banish you - of course after signing yet another waiver that will get you sued if it's ever suspected you've ratted their "dogma" out to the outside world.
So that's why Tom Cruise seems like a normal, stable human being.
"It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippie crap!"
Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:59 pm
Wildcav2002 wrote:
vidson wrote:
o you americans make me sick what do you think you are with those 2 inches winnies. Ye and you are a homosexual country just look what ppl live in there. europeans send the retarded ppl across the ocean to america that's the story of your "special" AMERICA!!
And you know it, Eric....Cartman!!!!
Don't piss me off i'm serious!!
And i am pretty pissed of right here!!
We'll see how you like my foot up your ass, you f*cking little wussy homosexual, i'll kick your motherfudging ass over the net mothafucka!!!
Get your ass back to bed before something happens to ya, whore!!
I mean... strange things happen behind the bush and speaking about bushes...Your president... George W. Bush is such a retard i can't tell you... A turd has a higher IQ than him and you call yourself the best country in the world....Think again, fuckaz, cause your president and all of america ia totaly homosexual. sorry, not all of america, there are exceptions like Bam Margera, Trey PArker & mat Stone and a couple of other but you guys are just f*cking Weirdos, man
And you know it, Eric....Cartman!!!!
Don't piss me off i'm serious!!
And i am pretty pissed of right here!!
We'll see how you like my foot up your ass, you f*cking little wussy homosexual, i'll kick your motherfudging ass over the net mothafucka!!!
Get your ass back to bed before something happens to ya, whore!!
I mean... strange things happen behind the bush and speaking about bushes...Your president... George W. Bush is such a retard i can't tell you... A turd has a higher IQ than him and you call yourself the best country in the world....Think again, fuckaz, cause your president and all of america ia totaly homosexual. sorry, not all of america, there are exceptions like Bam Margera, Trey PArker & mat Stone and a couple of other but you guys are just f*cking Weirdos, man
Dont mind him i think he has some sand in his vaginahahaha what a jerk off.... (psst he doesnt know that america is the most powerful counrty in the world)
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