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Iceman720 What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostWed Oct 07, 2009 7:38 am Offline
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Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:13 pm95
Just a thought.
seamus yarr Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostWed Oct 07, 2009 8:49 am Offline
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:42 pm765Newcastle, Ireland
it would be better
more stupidity less jews and more food
happy days!
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Big-Will Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostWed Oct 07, 2009 10:27 am OfflineBoard Moderator
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Butters 1 Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostWed Oct 07, 2009 2:37 pm Offline
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Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:33 pm3
There would basically be no world
Wii fit man Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostWed Oct 07, 2009 2:44 pm Offline
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Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:10 pm11176N/A - I'm only part of your imagination.
seamus yarr wrote:
it would be better
more stupidity less jews and more food
happy days!

No.

Everyone would die.
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nbabechenko Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostSun Dec 20, 2009 4:03 pm Offline
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Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:11 pm98
As much as I love Cartman, if he ruled the world it would be horrible. Jews would be killed or forced into slavery (which for some would be a good thing); anyone who Cartman disliked would be tortured, killed, or forced into slavery; and he would force his ideals on everyone. I could go into further, smaller details, but this is a Forum thread, not an essay paper. Damn, I hate agreeing with Wii fit man! :x
BRMBug Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostSun Dec 20, 2009 4:30 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18350I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
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iloveyouguys Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostSun Dec 20, 2009 4:32 pm Offline
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:43 am5571South Park, Colorado
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nbabechenko Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostMon Dec 21, 2009 8:19 pm Offline
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He did manage to keep an intact society in "Wacky Molestation Adventure" (Somewhat). iloveyouguys, whose comment are you laughing at?
liv4real Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostMon Jul 12, 2010 5:46 pm Offline
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Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:10 pm6
well he would get stupid racist people to do stuff for him. but eventually the world would get so bad that a revolution would happen and the smart good people would be no match for the ignorant racist people and end in cartmans assassination. I would not be surprised if stan and/or kyle were involved in the assassination. :D
one more thing when you say this you speak of Armageddon.
sveeen Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostThu Jul 15, 2010 12:36 pm Offline
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if cartman rules the world i would do the if russia attack.building a militia and fight for freedom


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furrybutch Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostThu Jul 15, 2010 1:08 pm Offline
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i'd oficially pack my bags and join the army.
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Ike_ve Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostThu Jul 15, 2010 5:11 pm Offline
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:13 am241Macedonia
He would later wake up and find out that he is just a fat assh*le and will never rule the world.

It would be hella better if towelie ruled the world. The old season 5 towelie, not the new one. We would finally get rid of the towel problem. That's the most important thing. I mean we all want a towel. We always forget the towels. We stay wet, that's bad. We must remember to bring a towel. Oh, yeah, and he would legalize marijuana.
Flare022 Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostFri Jul 16, 2010 9:12 pm Offline
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Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:57 pm2
Um All Jews Would Be locked in cage and and held above lava in airprt hilton and server comes and asks if everythings allright like in the ginger episode
p4r4n01d Re: What would happen if Cartman ruled the world PostFri Aug 06, 2010 3:36 pm Offline
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If Cartman ruled the world then things would be similar to the real world we live in today. People would lose their freedom and himself, and his close (powerful) friends would would become wealthy beyond belief.

Oh. He would still play with teddybears. They would be his advisors.
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