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Would a skateboard be a good birthday present for him? Maybe more dance lessons? I know he tap dances. Maybe he wants to do a different kind of dance like Bollywood dancing. Hockey lessons, uh, I don't know. Those are all good suggestions but not one that I can think of for Butters birthday. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

...An accordion?

Maybe he can go sightseeing. See some actors and actresses. We got TIFF in Toronto right now. He should live there. After all it's Hollywood North and it's where I live.

TIFF?

Toronto International Film Festival. I have seen a few stars walk the red carpet. Maybe we should talk about the Hollywood stars over some espresso. Butters will turn 10 or 16 on September 11? Maybe he's a 16 year old in a fourth grader's body.

I wish I was going to TIFF..That is the first place Rpb Zombie's The Lords of Salem is going to be shown, and tons of horror fans are excited about it. Yeah, the film will come out so the rest of us can watch it, sometime in 2013, But I wanna see it now. I so wish I was over there. I also heard that Don Coscarelli ( the director of the Phantasm films and Bubba Hotep) is showing his film John Dies at the End, and I want to see that too, because I met Don Coscarelli at 2 different horror conventions. He is really nice.

However, I think both these movies would freak Butters out..Or maybe not, since on the Raisins episode, he did invite the Raisins girl he was in love with over to watch The Exorcist, if you remember.

Oh, hamburgers.

Only if you want to see more bloodshed.

Maybe paintball. There's an idea!

There's an idea! A gift card for Butters' birthday. He could use one of these gift cards to go shopping. Would he use a gift card? If not, maybe rock climbing would be a good birthday present. Would he like nightclubs? I don't know. At Indigo Books I saw a Butters action figure. Would he like one of those? Nobody knows. What do you think?

Butters will never the gift card; Cartman will figure out a way to get it from Butters.

A cell phone is another suggestion or a smartphone. I don't know.

Obviously a gift card from Bennigan's would be in order.

Today, Butters turns sweet 16. It has been 16 years of South Park. We all know that season 16 is starting. He is this quiet baby-faced character that most people like. For his present, could a new smartphone work for him? Maybe a vacation overseas. Would he travel to Italy or France, or Belgium? Those are all good suggestions. Mamma mia! 16 years old or is he 10? I woudn't confuse the two. Everfyone wishes him well even on his Facebook page. The blonde haired character is the talk of the town today. Oh and happy birthday! Lots of people are writing happy birthday in many different languages on his Facebook page and the South Park page. Tanti auguri! Pig Latin? No way.

Seriously. How many god damn threads do we need about Butters' birthday? Fuck off, will you?