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Cartman gets beaten up by a girl PostSat Nov 26, 2005 2:27 pm Offline
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Cartman gets beaten up by Stan's g/f & plots to have ALL girls sent to a death camp ( AUSCHWITZ )
CARTMAN RULEZ
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PostSat Nov 26, 2005 2:32 pm Offline
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Tue May 03, 2005 11:55 am3485Awesomeville
Everyone loves good slash :wink:

seriously though, how about no you sick f*ck, they are 8 f*cking years old.
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Re: Cartman & Kyle have drunken intercourse PostSat Nov 26, 2005 2:36 pm Offline
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[quote="Hants Rule":53e29]How bout Stan has a birthday party & his uncle Jimbo sneaks in some beers, Cartman encourages Kyle to drink, then they both get drunk & end up having intercourse![/quote:53e29]


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Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:18 am67mancester in england
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew dats all sticky!
kick da baby!!!

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Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:51 pm1541In the Sunshine State!
hahaha!! thath would be soooo funny!!
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Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:44 pm1276In Shannon's Bedroom
Stan doesn't have a girl friend, and you just changed it. You had something sick a minute ago.
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Re: Cartman gets beaten up by a girl PostSat Nov 26, 2005 4:35 pm Offline
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Tue May 03, 2005 11:55 am3485Awesomeville
Hants Rule wrote:
Cartman gets beaten up by Stan's g/f & plots to have ALL girls sent to a death camp ( AUSCHWITZ )


nah, he'd just tell that girl to get her bitch ass back in the kitchen & make him some pie
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PostSat Nov 26, 2005 4:43 pm Offline
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Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:23 pm553california
yea alot of these fanfic things involve cartman having some big army and and him trying to accomplish something

its all pretty old people should have some fresh ideas. :?
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Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:41 pm10bakadakalaka street
i've seen about everything on southpark thats desturbing... remember when cartman collected seamen and he said that one guy told him to close his eyes and suck them out of a hose.
or the time he almost got all the kidds in soutpark raped. but you can't make jokes about auchwitz sry.

BUT... in some places of the world women have the value of a rat... so maby he can start a plot aganst women so they are treated like slaves.

And yes its getting old when Cartman starts an army to do something, but without that Cartman would just not be the same.
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Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:22 pm3100Playboy Mansion
No offense but thats a bad idea and its gross
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Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:08 am1556Denmark (Yes, It's a country!)
that ep would suck ass
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Re: Cartman gets beaten up by a girl PostWed Nov 30, 2005 9:28 am Offline
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Sat Jun 25, 2005 2:44 pm1276In Shannon's Bedroom
Look at these...

Hants Rule wrote:
How bout Stan has a birthday party & his uncle Jimbo sneaks in some beers, Cartman encourages Kyle to drink, then they both get drunk & end up having intercourse!


Before...

Hants Rule wrote:
Cartman gets beaten up by Stan's g/f & plots to have ALL girls sent to a death camp ( AUSCHWITZ )


...And after. He must of seen all the people complaining about what he done before. But seriously I have to admit the second one is better than the first one, but that still doesn't mean the second one is good.
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show idea PostThu Dec 01, 2005 9:47 pm Offline
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Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:26 pm3
Horrified by the Katrina tragedy, the mayor opens South Park for evacuees. Token gets to meet some Ninth ward thugs, who ally themselves with crips Jimmy and Timmy and take over the school. Cartman of course sees opportunity and courts the crips into letting him handle the lunch money laundering before kyle the jew can. Stan's grandfather gets a new hip after a risky surgerical operation. Full of newfound mobility, he meets Ms. Choksondik's mother, Ima, at the old folks buffet alluded to in the AARP ep. Hurricane Katrina evacs are holed up in FEMA trailers at Starks pond and among them are drug dealers who begin dropping X-tabs around garrison's gay bar scene. Grandpa and the old lady fet a hold of some tabs instead of the viagra they think it is and wind up having a freak fest. I have thought about trey and matt's love for taking actual movie scenes and inc. them into the show so I have the idea of the sex scene being an exact replica of the "Justify My Love" video Madonna had, complete with Ms. Cartman and Garrison, mr. slave, chris etc. acting out the entire video. (Mental image geriatric old tits like ms. C's and old people having hot erotic sex, maybe toss in Dole?) Seeing what the evacs are doing to the town and the fact that the running of the cows is now a debaucherous south park mardi gras, the boys enlist stan's dad the geologist, Chef's voodoo-invoking mother, and, of course, kanye west to raise the ground level of new orleans so that the city can rebuild above the flood level and stan's grandpa can return to normal.
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