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Master Cartmans Intentions [Unfinished/TV SCREENPLAY] PostMon Oct 07, 2013 10:53 pm Offline
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Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:48 am20
INT. CARTMANS ROOM

ERIC CARTMAN is sitting down on his Wellington Bear chair, and he is writing on a yellow notebook paper.

ERIC CARTMAN

Lets see here, what should I write my next book report about? Wendy? I know! Shaquelle O Neil.

Cartman writes 'Shaq' on the notebook paper. His hand then automatically writes "Shaq Fu" on the next line.

ERIC CARTMAN

A wuh buh wah buh buh wah, what the hell is going on?

ERIC CARTMAN writes "Shaq Fu Sees U" on the paper. Suddenly, Shaquelle O Neil appears in his head, as Shaq Fu (From the movie and game 'Shaq Fu') and starts talking

SHAQ FU

Hello Cartman! I see you have summoned me

CUT TO: BLACK SCREEN WITH TEXTOVER "15 MINUTES LATER"

ERIC CARTMAN

Hey you son of a bitch! Get me, get me, get me some f*cking money or Ill kick yew in the nuts!

ERIC CARTMANS MOTHER knocks on the door

ERIC CARTMANS MOTHER

Poopsikins, who are you talking about?

ERIC CARTMAN

Uhh, my new friend Shaq Fu?

ERIC CARTMANS MOTHER

Where is he? Is he black like Token?

ERIC CARTMAN

No mom moms, hes in my head.

ERIC CARTMANS MOTHER

Oh. Oh dear

INT. EMERGENCY ER ROOM IN SOME POOR COUNTY

Theres a generic emergency room in some poor county with poor people and ERIC CARTMANS MOTHER is explaining to a nurse about ERIC CARTMAN and his voice in his head

ERIC CARTMANS MOTHER

I can't explain what was going on Mrs Stevenson, he was quietly in his room and suddenly he started talking to himself!

ERIC CARTMAN (V.o)

Going undercover as the Coon, to investigate black celebrities is as easy as... stealing a resturuaunt when you're a black man.


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Will finish the rest (~10-12 pages, maybe 22) when I have some free time
Re: Master Cartmans Intentions [Unfinished/TV SCREENPLAY] PostThu Oct 10, 2013 9:30 pm Offline
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Wed Dec 31, 1969 5:00 pm22
monkey cock!
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