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Cartman and the Remedial Girls Poetry Class PostTue Jun 04, 2013 9:43 am Offline
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Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:16 am1
Synopsis: Cartman is punished at school for some transgression and is forced to write a poem to read in front of the school wrestling team. For tutoring, he is sent for a week to the Remedial Girls Poetry Class.

When it is time for his poetry reading, he recalls how he was inspired by the noises he heard outside the wrestling team's locker room, and a book. He holds up the Holy Bible. Hushed conversation ensures, and Cartman is told he can't express religious views at school.

He explains that the bible gave him inspiration not for the rhyme, but rather the meter of his poem, that he thinks it is non-religous, and is permitted to recite it"

Gross Farter,
Who art in batrhroom,
Wretched is thy gass.
Thy farts do come,
One by one,
Out of thine pustulant ass.
Grace us each day,
With your horrible stench.
Lead us not toward Beano,
And forgive us our ocssional sharts;
As we forgive those who fail to impress,
With their less than odorous farts.

Cartman is punished for offending Christians everywhere. Meanwhile a cut shot to the Vatican shows Pope Francis trying to stifle a chuckle.
Re: Cartman and the Remedial Girls Poetry Class PostSun Jul 07, 2013 8:58 pm Offline
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Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:46 pm8
Heh! Funny. :lol:
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