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First Blood First Serve Chapter 13 PostSun Feb 02, 2014 1:00 pm Offline
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Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:33 pm30
{Return from Commercial break.}

{We see Conner drive the truck into the pumps of a gas station, He gets out with Benjamin and the two brothers grab what they can take from the truck. Conner puts on the bandolier and picks up the rocket launcher, then throws a lighter on the spilling gasoline and runs. The resulting fire ignites the fuel in the tanks creating a massive fireball.}


{Over At the police station Yates, Murphy and the other cops see the gigantic fireball.}

Yates: "OH MY GAWD!" Get everyone out there right away."

{Murphy and the other officers get ready and head out while Conner and Benjamin wait in the shadows for the cruisers to pass by before legging it down the street}


{The Patrol cars pull up to the fire which is now spread to the used car lot next to the station setting numerous cars ablaze."

Cop: "Holy sh*t" Everybody get back!"

{The cops retreat as parked cars erupt in into flames.}


{Meanwhile back at station Sergeant Yates gets on the station intercom.}

Yates: "Attention All South Park Residents this is a police emergency for your own safety please evacuate the streets immediately remain indoors until you receive further instructions I repeat this is a police emergency please evacuate the streets immediately"

{An officer walks into his office}

Officer: "What now sir?"

Yates: {sighs and holds his heads} "I don't know Hoskins I just don't know. It's like a blizzard there's not much we can do except get people indoors and hope it blows over."


{Meanwhile at City Hall Mayor McDaniels sees the explosion from her office}

McDaniels: "I picked a bad day to quit."

{She pulls out a pixie stick pours it on her desk and proceeds to lick it up. Her aide Johnson comes in Mayor}

Johnson: "Mayor Kurtz is...

Mayor: "I know don't disturb me."

Johnson: Okay then."


{ At Skeeter's Bar and Grill the explosion and the sound of Sirens draws out the patrons}

Randy: "What's going on?"

{Mr Mackey looks at the explosion and and clenches his fist. }

Halfcock: {Looks at Mackey} "Kid sure is resilient c'mon we better get out of here."

Mackey: "f*ck YOU AND YOUR ADVICE HALFCOCK!!! YOU KNEW HE WAS STILL ALIVE DIDN'T YOU!"

Halfcock: "I had my suspicions."

Mackey: "YEAH SURE THATS WHY YOU STUCK AROUND DIDN'T YOU TO LAUGH IN MY FACE M'KAY!!!! YOU TRAINED HIM YOU TAUGHT HIM TO GET OUT OF PLACES LIKE THAT CAVE BUT HE IS NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME M'KAY!!!!

{Mr Mackey storms out to his car.}

Halfcock: "Mackey you Your Truant officers the police the ATF the national guard couldn't handle him then what makes you think you can handle him now because you and I both know what kind of damage he's prepared to do."

{Outside Conner and Benjamin duck into alley behind a building.}

Halfcock: "You haven't got a chance Mackey your just gonna get yourself killed."

Mackey: "JUST SHUT UP HALCOCK JUST THE f*ck UP!!!!"

Halfcock: "There's only one man in this town who's got a chance and that's not because I'm better than him it's because he trusts me. I'm closest thing he's got to family left and that's all I've got."

Gerald: "Mr Mackey I think you should really listen to Sgt Headblock"

Halfcock: "Goddammit what is with everyone getting my name wrong it's like a running gag with you people or something. It's Halfcock Half-Cock!"

Randy: "Oh" {laughs} "Halfcock that's funny" {laughs harder until he notices everyone staring at him and awkwardly stops} "What were we talking about?"

Stuart: "Conner?"

Gerald: "Right Conner"

Mackey: "M'kay thanks" {Turns to Halfcock}" NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME SERGEANT THIS IS MY TOWN MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL M'KAY AND I'M NOT GIVING IT UP TO YOU OR TO KURTZ OR ANYONE ELSE NOW YOU JUST STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY OR WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR f*cking MOUTH!!!" {He gets in his car and drives away.}


{Meanwhile back at the parking lot Kyle Regains consciousness}

Kyle: "Ugh" {He holds his head} "Where am I? STAN!"

{Kyle runs over to Stan}

Kyle: "Stan wake up."

Stan: {Mumbles} "No Mom I don't want pistachio's"

Kyle: "Stan get up"

Stan: {opens his eyes slowly to see Kyle staring up at him} "Kyle what happened?"

Kyle: " I don't know we need to find Cartman, Butters and CONNER!!!

{Butters suddenly stirs}

Butters: "Owie my head hurts"

Kyle: "Butters!"

Butters: "Ow hey where are we? what are doing out here?"

Stan: "Wait I remember now that Asswipe knocked me out!"

Kyle:" Where's Cartman?"

{The boys spot Cartman lying unconscious with a nasty bump on his head.}

Stan: "Whoa dude that looks like it hurt."

Kyle:" Yeah Wake up Fatass."

{Kyle punches him in the head causing Cartman to wake up"}

Stan: "Are you okay."

Cartman: "Bow Lang chu."

Kyle: " Oh Boy"

Cartman: "Shun chow bong shu."

{The Boys notice the explosion from the Gas Station}

Stan: "Holy sh*t Dude."

Kyle: "Was that Conner?"

Butters: You Guy's Cartman...

Stan: "Yeah we know Butters He thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Lee."

Butters: "Oh Aright then."

{Suddenly Kenny walks up out of nowhere}

Kenny: ("Hey Guys")

Kyle: "Oh hey Kenny."

Stan: "Dude where have you been? You just ran away back at the cave."

Kenny: (You mean you don't remember?)

Stan: "Remember what?"

{Kenny face palms}

Kenny: ( "Just Forget it. Where's Conner?)

{The boys point to the massive fireball down the street.}

Kenny: ("Oh Looks like we got here just in time.)

Kyle: "We? Who's with you?"

Kenny: ("Okay you can come out now."

{Kenny gestures to a figure in bright light.}

Stan: "Whoa!"

Kyle: "It's really him."

Butters: "Hey Guys Cartman says he wants Fi Dorra and also that he wants to love me long time."

Stan: "What ever Butters just give it to him."

Kyle: "Come on Stan we have to find Conner fast."

{The boys run off with the figure in bright light as Kenny opens his parka while running in slow motion revealing a bright green M underneath.}

{Speaking of Conner we now cut to a dark street corner where Conner and Benjamin are taking cover behind a building wall.}

Conner: "What now?"

{Benjamin looks around}

Benjamin: "No sign of any cops looks like forward area's clear move it."

{The two of them run down the street as suspenseful music plays.}

{Meanwhile back at the fire Mr Mackey pulls up to see what's happened}

Mackey: "Where is he? Where is that little sh*t."

Officer: "Mr Mackey I'm gonna have ask you to stand back."

Mackey: {Grabs the officers collar} "Where is Kurtz?"

Officer: "I don't know when we got here the fire was already out of control."

Mackey:"God Damn it!"

{He gets in his car and drives off to the school}

{Meanwhile Conner and Benjamin take cover behind a dumpster.}

Conner: "Damn it we're too exposed what do we do?"

Benjamin: {Looks around.} "There the power transformer."

Conner: "Gotcha."

{Benjamin shoots out the transformer blacking out the entire street}

Benjamin: MOVE!!!!

{The two brothers run down the dark street to the next corner. Benjamin points out the next transformer.}

Conner: "This one's mine."

{Conner shoots out the transformer blacking out the street.}

{Elsewhere The boys see the power go out.}

Stan: "Jesus Christ What's happening?

Kyle: "Guy's look."

{Kyle points to the destroyed Transformer.}

Butters: "We gotta find Conner fast."

Cartman: "Bang Chu wang Schlong!"

{Elsewhere Mr Mackey sees the blackout and realizes Conner is near. He gets out grabs his rifle and runs into the school.}

{Elsewhere Sergeant Yates notices the blackout}

Yates: "Son of a bitch" {He tries to get on the radio but the powers dead} "Murphy find the backup generators and get them on."

Murphy:"Yes Sir."

{Meanwhile Conner and Benjamin destroy two more transformers}

Benjamin: "I think that ought to do it."

{They hear the sounds of approaching sirens}

Conner: "didn't take it long to find us."

{Benjamin looks around and notices Jimbo's gun shop}

Benjamin: "Follow me."

{They head for Jimbo's Guns while Mr Mackey heads for the truant officers office and grabs an M16}

{Benjamin shoots the locks off the the door and the two move inside. Benjamin grabs several tins of gun powder and starts spreading it around the shop while Conner grabs boxes off ammo off the shelf and starts dumping it on the gunpowder.}

Benjamin: "Get back!"

{Benjamin begins dumping kerosene on the gun powder}

{Meanwhile Mr Mackey uses his keys to to access the school roof.}

Mackey: "Lets see here" {fumbles through the keys as the suspenseful music stops} "M'kay it's not that one no no no no no no no no no no ah here we go."

{Principal Victoria and Dr Adams walk up to him.}

Principal Victoria: "Mr Mackey what are you doing with that gun?"

Mackey: "Oh hi Principal Victoria I was just heading to the roof to uh M'kay how do I explain this?"

Principal Victoria: "Your after Kurtz aren't you?"

Mackey: "Yeah Pretty much."

Principal Victoria: "Are you out of your f*cking mind He's just a kid!"

Mackey: "He's not just a kid M'kay He's on the loose out there and I'm not gonna let him get away after what he's done."

Mr Adams: "Mr Mackey I think you need to leave this to the proper authorities unlike Joe Paterno.."

Mackey: "Shut up Adams! Just shut the f*ck up!! You not funny your jokes aren't funny and your shtick isn't f*cking funny M'kay!!! Now just stay the f*ck outta my way!!!"

{Dr Adams just breaks down sobbing as Principal Victoria comforts him. Mr Mackey ignores him and runs up to the roof.}

{He opens the door and rushes up to the rooftop as the suspenseful music starts up again. He surveys the area through the scope as he looks for Conner."

Mackey: "Alright where are you, you son of a bitch!"

{Meantime Benjamin finishes dousing Jimbo's Store with Kerosene He takes out a match and lights it.}

Benjamin: "Let's go."

{The two brothers dash out of the shop as the flames ignite the gunpowder causing the rounds Conner spilled to cook off giving the illusion of gunshots.}

{Mr Mackey hears the commotion in the distance and aims for him}

Mackey: "Got you now you little bastard."

{He fires a shot at the gun store hitting a window and alerting Conner and Benjamin to his presence.}

Benjamin: "SNIPER GET DOWN!"

{He pushes Conner to the street.}

Benjamin : "We need to get inside fast."

Conner: {notices the alleyway} "Down this way down the alley!"

{The two brothers run down the alley and take cover behind a dumpster.}

Conner: "did he see us?"

Benjamin: "I don't think so I think he was aiming at the store."

Conner: "It came from Northwest from the school."

Benjamin: "How can you tell?"

Conner: "You taught me."

Benjamin: {smiles} That's my little brother. Let's get this bastard."

{They run from the alley down the street to the school. Conner takes a look through the binoculars.}

Conner: "Well what do you know It's that kingshit counselor He saved us the trouble of tracking him down."

"Damn it the power still on at the school."


Benjamin: "Must have a backup generator we'll have to take it out."

Conner: "Yeah" {He spots it through the binoculars} there it is how do we get to it?"

Benjamin: "You still got the rocket launcher?"

Conner: "Hell Yeah"

Benjamin: " Aim for that bus over there."

Conner: "I see." {He takes aim and fires hitting the school bus parked outside and distracting Mackey.}

{ Mr Mackey takes cover from the explosion, meanwhile inside the school Principal Victoria and Dr Adams take cover inside her office. Outside Conner drops the disposable rocket launcher and the two brothers dash past the burning bus and towards the school.}

{Meanwhile the boys see the explosion at the school}

Stan: { In Disbelief} "OH MY GOD!"

Kyle: "I-I think we found Conner guys."

{A line of police cars drive past them followed soon by their parents who stop and get out of their cars.}

Randy: "Stan?"

Stan: "Dad!"

Sharon: "My Baby"

Stan: Mom"

{They embrace}

Randy: "Oh Stan your alive."

Sharon: "Oh my poor baby Mommy was so worried."

Gerald: "Oh Kyle I thought I'd never see you again

{He tears up as he holds his son tight.}

Sheila: {Mumbles incoherently from the tranquilizer Gerald gave her earlier.}

Kyle: "Mom are you okay?"

Gerald: "Your Mother's fine Kyle I just to kinda tranquilizer her a little bit."

Kyle: "What!"

{Sheila passes out in the passenger seat.}

Ike: "Kyle!"

{Ike hops up and hugs Kyle.}

{Liane walks up to Cartman and hugs him}

Liane: "Oh Poopsiekins are you okay?"

{She hugs Cartman as he tries to wriggle free.}

Cartman: "Fi Dorra Rady Fi Dorra!"

Carol: "Hey your that mystery kid right?"

?: "Uh yeah that's me."

Karen: "Angel."

{Karen runs up and hugs him tight.}

Kenny: "Hey Karen."

{He rubs her head gently making her smile}

Linda: "Butters!"

Stephen: "Oh Butters you wonderful wonderful boy."

{Stephan breaks down emotionally.}

Butters: "Am I gonna be Grounded?"

Stephen: "Only till Christmas we promise."

{The sound of gunfire in the distance interrupts this tear filled reunion.}

Halfcock: "I hate to break up this little reunion but I'm afraid we've still got Conner to worry about."

Sheila: "Kyle, Ike get in we're going home."

Sharon: "You Too Stanley."

Stan: "But Mom what about Conner?"

Sharon: "Now Stanley the police can take care of him."

Kyle: "But we found found someone who can talk to Conner."

?: "Listen to me everybody we found someone who can reason with Conner but we have to get to him right now."

Halfcock: "Who?"

?: *gestures* Alright come on out."
{Suddenly the blinding light from earlier appears and an off screen voice speaks.}

Voice: There's no time to waste arguing we have to find Conner now!

{The parents and Halfcock look in amazement at what there seeing. Karen's eyes beam with excitement.}

Halfcock: "Oh my Good God! It can't be you."

{Cut To Commercial break.}
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