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Kenny Lane, Production Assistant:

Welcome back, South Park aficionados!

It’s that time of year again. The new season of South Park is upon us, and I for one, couldn’t be happier. Not only are the new episodes going to be great, but I am so happy to have a job right now. That makes me part of the exclusive club of 2% of Americans to be currently working. I’m not sure if my numbers are correct, but that’s my guesstimation.

I’m really looking forward to tomorrow night’s episode, entitled “The Ring”. It concerns what happens to Kenny when he takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert .

This episode is special to me because I think it is actually based on my life. In case you don’t know, my name is Kenny. This makes for hilarious banter when I introduce myself at a party and someone asks where I work-

“What did you say your name was….?”

“Kenny”

“….and where did you say you work?”

“South Park”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

Anyway, a couple of weeks ago my girlfriend begged me to take her to the new Jonas Brothers 3-D movie that was in theatres. I said “Sure, absolutely. Who are the Jonas Brothers?” She said “They’re like Dave Mathews meets the Rolling Stones crossed with a little bit of the Beatles”. “Sold” I said.

The following Monday, Trey asked me what I did over the weekend and I told him all about it. He must have thought it would be a great idea for a show. So there you have it, ripped from my life and brought to you via the magic of television……

Just kidding, Trey never asks me about my weekends.

Okay, enough with the tomfoolery. All the departments here at South Park Studios are about to put in our weekly round the clock workday to bring you a great episode, and I must be getting back to business.
Thanks for checking in, and stay tuned for updates throughout the season.

Hahaha that made my week Sounds like a pretty good icebreaker

Have you ever walked past a kid wearing a SP shirt and told them that you were Kenny too? I wonder what they'ed do Maybe either look at you weird or ask for your autograph.

Anyway. NEW EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO! Season 13 came so fast! Preview..... too short..... funny..... looking... episode..... Arghhhh... hurry... up... clock...

chronic.... insomnia... not.... helping

This whole thing made me giggle like mad.

And what makes it extra funny is that you sorta look like Ryan Gosling.

But anyway YAY for season 13!!!! The show is now a Teenager!!!!

Great to have you back SP!

Now if I could only afford some clothes...

Lol, you're so funny! Can't wait for the new episodes. I was just thinking a couple of days ago: How long before the launch of 1301, 4 days and 10 hours? I immediatly checked it out and it was exactly true. Bye, greetings from the biggest fan in the Netherlands: Grace

Sounds good, looking forward to it.

I'm looking forward to it. I marked it right on my calendar and can't wait.

I'm looking forward to it being atleast 9pm. Because American Idol will help kill that last hour for me.

American Idol! What about futurama and the other SP episode?

I just can't support them during American Idol time. Maybe during the 2nd half of the year, I might be able to.

Well, i'm not a fan of music, thus i'm not a fan of American Idol, So futurama and South Park will kill time for me.

Anything will help.

You guys have the greatest jobs in the world. Hey Trey give me a job, I'm multi-talented.

I was going to make a crack about your gf being 13, but I think I'll leave that alone right there.

Did you guys go to TGI Fridays huh? You know BJ? Remeber chicks mouths are dirty!!! It can kill ya!