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Production Blog Entry for 11/10/09 PostTue Nov 10, 2009 11:46 pm OfflineSite Admin
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Thu May 20, 2004 7:52 am2362The Internet
Steve Rippin, Production Assistant:

Good evening South Park production blog readers! It is I. PA Steve! The second-to-last episode of this run is upon us and quite frankly I think I speak for everyone here who wants to be spoken for that we are a little bit tired and looking forward to a holiday break soon.
So, it’s Tuesday night and I have been pondering what to write about for many days now and I either have writers block or the smell of dinner is making my ADD kick in full throttle. So here we are, the last possible moment to give you the scoop on all things South Park after a long week and I only have one thing on my mind……40 DD’s.

In last week’s episode, we had a lesson based on the word “fag.”. Cut back to two days before the episode airs. Trey comes up with this amazing idea to have a baby point to the “fag” in the photo before him. When the child was looking at the picture there was a Harley rider on one side and a flamboyantly homosexual gay man on the other side. The baby picked the Harley rider…proving that even a child knows the word fag refers to people who ride Harleys. Zing!

We use photos on South Park for comedic effect all the time. Sometimes we are unable to find images that already exist so we must create our own. The producers came to me and informed me that they had invited a very muscular man to pose for pictures in a bra, sailor’s hat, pink boa, and bright red lipstick and I needed to procure those props. There’s something to be said for someone who can keep a straight face when presented with this ridiculous and unexpected request. So off I go to the bra store to buy some 40 DD bras.

I walk in and already I’m the center of attention because bras don’t fit me and they never will. I said to the clerk, “I’m not a pervert, but I need to purchase some 40 DD bras in varying colors and lace textures.” She knew I was well informed based on what I said and frightened by the fact that I had obviously done my research before hand. Sadly I had, but so is the life of a PA.
Anyway I buy the bras and come back to the studio where the model is waiting. The man bras up, puts the lipstick and boa on, and viola! A very convincing gay man. A few moments go by and I am summoned by our line producer to the photo studio. The sparsely dressed, pink boa laden, lipstick wearing man with the sailor’s hat says hello and I say hello back averting my eyes from his junk and I walk over to the producer who had a look of the utmost importance in her eye. “Thongs,” she says, “we need thongs.” I said “now do you want nut huggers, banana hammocks or ass floss,” and she said “all of the above.” Now, I may have embellished that just to write those terms for male thongs, but that’s neither here nor there.

Colors and size written down I’m off to Target, which by the way has a fantastic male thong selection. I didn’t see that one coming, but I’m just telling it like it is. I get to Target and I’m admiring (pronounced: making sure no one is watching me as I try to secretly scan) the male thong selection when I get a phone call from our office manager to come back to the studio because they are happy with a shot they already had and there would be no need for thongs… This is the end of the story, sadly, with no punch line.
I will say this. I have seen a lot of ridiculous, absurd and offensively funny things here at South Park and most of the things I’ve seen and done I would do again in a heart beat . I guess now I have to add bra shopping to that list. I’m just so thankful I didn’t have to buy the damn thongs. Here is the picture as it appeared in the episode. The “fag” is on the right.

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Love, PA Steve

PS: I would also like to take the chance to wish PA Chaffey (Pronouced: Nate) good luck in his new gig. He is leaving us after two awesome runs and we all wish him the best.
Re: Production Blog Entry for 11/10/09 PostTue Nov 10, 2009 11:52 pm Offline
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Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:24 pm1032I know where I'm not, let's just say that.
That is hilarious. :lol:

nall wrote:
homosexual (NOT FAG)
Utter failure.
Re: Production Blog Entry for 11/10/09 PostTue Nov 10, 2009 11:59 pm Offline
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Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:43 am5571South Park, Colorado
bwahahahahahaha

my question: where did you find such a raging fag to pose for the picture on the right? damn, dude.
:gaykenny:
Re: Production Blog Entry for 11/10/09 PostWed Nov 11, 2009 3:47 am Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18778I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
Wow. Jesus, I don't know that I'd have the nerve to do what you did. Here, let me help you recuperate from your ordeal and fill some leftovers...
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Those are more like 50 quadruple F's, but whatever. :mrgreen:


Oh, and g'luck Nate!
Re: Production Blog Entry for 11/10/09 PostWed Nov 11, 2009 7:27 am Offline
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Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:02 am498My own private torture chamber
awww!! Bye Nate!!!!! *waves bye*

We're glad we still have YOU Steve!!!! :) It's nice to see you guys eventually move on to whatever it is in your dreams to do, but I can't help but to get slightly attached to P.A.'s!!!!!!!!!!!

meh, well, anyway, I once worked for a bra and pantie/pantyhose store, and although I'm female and was quite comfortable around bras and panties, we, as the staff, were very well "prepared" in how to handle men coming in looking for bras and panties for purchase. Most of the time it was guys looking to buy a sexy gift for their womenz, BUT we had those select few, usually the truckers, that would come in and ask to TRY ON pantyhose. ... Yep, pantyhose. We were taught to seek out our manager and let HER handle those situations. And she did. She'd discretely help the dude pick out his pantyhose and then lead him to a specific changing room, somewhere toward the back where women trying on bras wouldn't be bothered by it, to try them on.

There's different theories as to why this frequently happened of course. One is that, when it was a trucker, that they needed "the support" from the support hose to help them with their long drives..?? Not sure what would explain the bras though. Especially the pink lacy ones.

Anyway, thanks for the flashback Steve!!! :)
Re: Production Blog Entry for 11/10/09 PostWed Nov 11, 2009 7:45 am Offline
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Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:53 pm14
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Haha, amazing. I can't believe that guy lent himself for this.
Also, could'nt Matt or Trey do it? I mean, they DID kiss in BASEketball, so they already know something about it, or not? :lol:

Love y'all,

Jeff
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