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Re: The 'Fail' thread. PostThu Nov 29, 2012 5:12 pm Offline
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Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:33 pm382i could tell you, but there would be a pimp slap involved
moral of today's story- phrasing is everything

i took care of an issue with a coworker's laptop and said "congrats, now you're fixed"

my boss told me to stop neutering the staff.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Re: The 'Fail' thread. PostWed Dec 12, 2012 4:56 am Offline
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Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:33 pm382i could tell you, but there would be a pimp slap involved
tried the voice text thing on my phone.

i said "got a last minute project, going to be late"

the phone sent "got last minute thong superior. google layer."
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
Re: The 'Fail' thread. PostMon Jan 28, 2013 3:39 pm Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
So we're now packing beer in six pack. CEO though it would be cool to put fliers explaining how beer is made in them. It says on them that fermentation occurs at 120°C (instead of 12). :lol: Now we have few thousands misprinted fliers.
Re: The 'Fail' thread. PostMon Jan 28, 2013 9:51 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18790I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
I backed over a curb yesterday and took part of the front of the car with it. Estimate so far is upward of $1200. I think I'll bring insurance in on it.
Re: The 'Fail' thread. PostThu Jan 31, 2013 4:41 pm Offline
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Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:24 pm5686The Mormon Homeland
While doing my work on the iMac today, I accidentally did some combination of mouse clicks and keyboard buttons to cause the screen to get all f*cked up. It like zoomed in on everything a little bit and then would pan around as I moved the mouse. I have no idea how the fuck I did it, how the fuck to make it stop or why the fuck that would even be a feature you would want on an operating system.

I completely lost my shit for brief moment and destroyed a decorative item in the room as I loudly cursed Apple. Good thing I work from home because if I was in an office still, it would have been quite a show for everyone.

I had to restart the computer to get it to stop that irritating nonsense. I've been doing stuff on Macs for like 8 years and I've never encountered this stupidity before. Just when I think I'm used to all the little quirks of MacOS, something like this just appears. So I'm pinning this fail on Apple, and not on me.
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Re: The 'Fail' thread. PostThu Jan 31, 2013 6:10 pm Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18790I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
I couldn't help myself... I had to laugh. :mrgreen:
Re: The 'Fail' thread. PostSat Feb 02, 2013 4:22 pm Offline
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Tue May 24, 2011 1:49 pm3867In range of my WiFi
I kept slipping over in the snow. I blamed the ice. Now the ice has gone i have no excuse but my clumsiness :(

Not sure how to sneak my way into going to the club with people.
AND BY THE WAY, I WIN
Re: The 'Fail' thread. PostThu Aug 15, 2013 12:56 pm Offline
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Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:52 am2272Croatia (SE Europe)
I was in hurry to get home to take a dump. Finally, I made it to the bathroom, pulled down my pants... and crapped all over the toilet seat. I took me almost half an hour to clean it up. Thank science for toilet wipes!
Re: The 'Fail' thread. PostFri Aug 16, 2013 4:13 pm Offline
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Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:01 am59
Not a personal fail - one I've just come across.

I just want to know which company head approved the name of this product.


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