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LMFAO!!!

Probably the best production blog I've read on this site. Kudos, Dave Koch. Well written and entertaining.

As for disappointing the child, don't worry about it. Germans don't have emotions. Emotions are inefficient machinations of inferior minds.

Thanks for the read, dude.

Great post. If I were the kid lucky enough to recieve a flyer with a turd drawn onto it with an autograph, I would be the happiest kid ever. Kudos for the attempt. I'm sure he'll still treasure it.

Wow - everyone is so nice here. Time for me to post... hehehe

That child did not treasure it. How could he? In fact, that kid is dead. And by his own hand. We all know it - I had to be the one to say it.

The minute his mother handed him the piece of sh*t promo flyer, he looked at it and said 'Mom, I already know about this weeks drinks specials; I picked one up on my way to the counsellor this morning.'

Smiling, she told him to turn the page over. He looked at the 'drawing' and 'autograph' with his jaw hanging open. No-one anticipated the intensity of the violence and fury that followed next.

As there are likely to be younger viewers present I will skip describing the very gory details. Suffice to say that Mom is now a full-time resident in an assisted living facility. Most days are good days for her - except the days when she repeatedly shrieks the words 'Hidey Ho!, Mother, Hidey Ho!'.

Her poor disturbed and potential serial killer son died by inflicting multiple paper cuts all over his body administered by the offending flyer.

So Dave Koch - how do you sleep at night???

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest) how inappropriate is this reply?

EDIT - I take back the above question having just read the post below.

Dude-

It has always been a dream of mine to somehow be even the smallest part of the SP crew; I have been in love with the show since the moment Cartman got his (first) anal probe. But there isn't exactly an enormous market for South Park employees, so I settled for a career in medicine (I'm pre-med now). You're all gods in my book. Sure, Trey and Matt may be Zeus and Athena, but we mere mortals will never be able to set foot on Mount Olympus such as you do on a regular basis. Hermes wasn't as famous as Zeus, but at least he got some badass sandals with wings on them.

If the autograph were for me....I don't care if you would have wiped your ass on a sheet of paper then drew eyes and a big smile on it to make Mr. Hankey. I would have framed it and put it up on my wall until I die.

-Chris

What's this about "Fan Retreats"? that would be a cool thing to go to....I mean, not cool, but freakin' awesome!...I've also been a big fan since the moment I went to my first US Army barracks in 96' and my new room-mates were watching this weird cartoon on tv...by the end of that episode I was literally in tears, laughing so hard. Now I'm going to school to learn Maya, 3D Studios, etc. so I can make video games, but a side job making Butters brush his teeth, or Cartman wipe his ass wouldn't be too shabby! Congrats on making it into such an awesome job, dude!