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David Madson, Production Assistant:

Dear You,

For those of you wondering the outcome of Kenny's bet, (see last entry), it was I, David, the new PA here at the fantastic South Park Studios resort and casino who has won. And in accordance to the rules and regulations, as the funniest/best-looking/smartest of the PAs, it is my sworn duty to update you, the devoted South Park follower, on the latest goings-on.

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After a week's worth of activities, I think it's safe to say the daily requirements of a PA at South Park are like those of any other studio. By 9 am the coffee must be made, the printers filled with paper, the kitchen restocked and the mud-wrestling pit re-moistened. Then its time for making runs, (to drop-off and pickup), the destinations for which can be as diverse as accounting firms, Comedy Central, the supermarket, rehab, prison, Hell, the ER, and of course the post office. Catered meals must be ready on time or I take a beating from my supervisor. Ironically this only happens to new PAs named David who were born in 1985 and who bear a striking resemblance to no one in particular.

Anyway its time to get you amped for this Wednesday's episode.

Do you like music? dancing? school? Then see High School Musical 3. However if you like rich satire on music and dancing and school, then don't miss tomorrow's episode. Matt, Trey and the entire crew are, as always, working on no hours sleep. Everyone is charged by Red Bull, coffee, and a delicious Penne pasta mixed with sun dried tomato, a dash of julienned basil, sprinkled with pine nuts, with a touch of aged Balsamic, and lovingly garnished with olive oil.

These guys are on the edge, sacrificing an entire evening of sitting naked on the sofa with a brew viewing whatever cheap hackneyed humor TV has on a Tuesday night to make us, AMERICA, keel over with laughter. This of course means its best for me, the new PA, a stranger in their midst, not to make any sudden movements.

Hope you guys enjoy yourselves tomorrow night! LATERS.

David, my boy. Please forward this message to Messieurs Parker and Stone:

Dear South Park Creators:

Black people do not watch movies with the words "School" and/or "Musical" in the title. I WOULD look this movie up in preparation for tonight's episode, but alas I only have 3 Internets and 2 Googles left for the week.

Sincerely,

Knee-groyed

PS- ...what?

I, myself, can't wait for this episode to come out tomorrow night. I am thrilled to see Stan and Wendy together. I am also going to enjoy this episode because of the High School Musical Parody. What I am curious about is if Stan and Wendy are ever gonna hang out a lot in this episode. And Kyle with Corbin Bleu's hair was really fascinating! I really think Matt and Trey did a good job on this episode. I give the best of luck to them!

Nice Blarg.
...mud wresting pit... Oh, my mind went to a wonderful place just then. Then it went to a horribly awful place which we shall never speak of again.
By the by, I think you bear a striking resemblance to a former Forum member. I'll just wait to see if other old-timers like me pick up on it though.

Then of course, there's the porn for fat people...

I am finishing.


And I will show my appreciation for such a supreme sacrifice by sitting naked on my sofa and watching this episode twice.

David looks a LOT like Schantrac(AKA: Rafael Keech), which is strange because he and kaileykorn(AKA: Emily Boyd.) came here for the weekend.

Oh fine!! I'll torrent HSM 3 as well! GALL!

I've still got to set aside time in my presently very busy schedule to watch Red Dwarf season 2... Woody Allen's "Manhattan"... and some weird french film my film class is forcing me to see. Not to mention the new South Park, which I'm stoked for.
I was hoping a long time for ALL SINGING! ALL DANCING! ALL SWEARING! I'm sure it'll be just what America needs

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SINGING! DANCING! SWEARING!...

That is EXACTLY what the US needs!

I anxiously await tonight’s event.

I'm excited too! But i have to wait until thursday.

Your job sounds pretty bad ass. If I have your job I would be sooooooooo happy... but sadly I have to attend school and give fat people burgers *sigh* maybe one day.

Dude, no cocaine?!? This is not Hollywood/crazy TV production as I have been led to believe it to be by the (liberal? ha!) media.

Wah-happen???

I think he looks like EPAF (Jordan)

In the pic he kinda looks like Dean Ween.

P.S. I'm sure there's a small faction of us fans who were hoping for Cannibal! The High School Musical some time in their lives. I suppose tonight's episode will do nicely though.

This whole post cracked me up. Thank you!!!

meh...