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David Madson, Production Assistant:

LETTER OF COMPLAINT #328,956.

Dear Sirs,
After reviewing the preview for the upcoming show on your public
website, I am appalled that this week’s episode and season finale does
not follow my suggested plot outline that I wrote and mailed to you not
three weeks ago.

I can see that your team does not appreciate input from the public. In
the future, you will see that comedic writing like mine will be
accepted, celebrated and produced weekly. As a matter of fact, my
material is far more deserving of shows grander than your dainty program.

I thank you for your acknowledgement of the prodigy that is I,
Sincerely
Heff T. DeeBahg III



LETTER OF RESPONSE
Dear Mr DeeBahg,
In answer to your complaint, how did you get my home address?
That aside, thank you very much for your script submission. Everyone at
South Park greatly appreciated your work.



My supervisor Elyse thought your decision to change the location of
South Park from a mountain town to an island covered in tapioca so the
characters “humorously” continue to slip and fall, was absolute brilliance.




Office Manager Tina was ecstatic that you avoided writing about any of
the main characters and decided to base the entire program on a
character named Heff that had somehow been present and important in
South Park since the program’s inception though none of the staff had
ever been aware of him.



It is true I am afraid, your story did not make the cut this season…nor
did it make it into the hands of Trey, Matt, the producers, the writers,
animators, story artists, assistants, assistants to the assistants, the
technical directors, lip sync artists, or security guards. It did not in
fact make it beyond the custodians.



But we’ve been very excited to bring to you and the rest of the fans
this week’s very special episode and season finale about our boys, Stan,
Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, and their adventures in the area’s water park:
Pipi’s Splash Town.
So to all the South Park viewers, thank you very much for watching our
thirteenth season and we’ll see you all again next year for season
number fourteen.
And to you Mr DeeBahg, we look very much forward to your next submission.




Laters,
PA David

I find it hard to believe that anyone would think to submit material to South Park. Last I checked, Matt and Trey make South Park, and they do it better than any of us. Besides, it seems that getting noticed on SP radar is usually a bad thing, as you end up as a Barbara Streissand or a Glenn Beck.

He should have just written a treatment instead of a full script. Though he still would not be able to pitch the idea because it would be considered "Unsolicited Material". He would probably need to be signed with an agent to even give a pitch.


If he was a fan of the show, he would have known that Trey writes the script by himself based on notes from the writer's room.

how can south park is not making a issue of that islamic douche Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his nuclear arsenal which he says is for peacekeeping with the support of another muslim obama.
Come on south park blow there islamic plot lol

cartman can be the buyer of nukes from china to bomb dalai lama .

Heff T. Deebahg? bwahahahaha


this is the funniest production blog entry that i have ever seen...

haha!
oh he got what was coming to him...
stupid.

mmmmm, think you need to restock the TP in your can, with this guy's submission. Be all it's fit for wiping yah arse on

hhahahaahhahaha, very funny.

Oh yeah. You'd better use that script on your lady bottom. What? I'm sorry?

Anyway, Gig-gle!
So I wonder how many random newbs will post something in this thread like: "Zomg! Catman shuld tottally have butt sex with a camel and Keeny should bla-bla-bla 'n tbht-tbht-tbht-tbht-tbhtttt!!!"

Poor Mr. DeeBahg. I'm sure the next script you write will be used more appropriately, like as tissue, or firey paper airplane tag.

i hope the last episode will be as funny as this blog entry...

Ah, nicely done.

this guy definately lives up to his name....DOUCHE!!!!

I mean...c'mon, THE CREATORS ARE MATT AND TREY, not Matt, Trey and some Turd-Burgler...if they needed outside help, I'm sure that they would have grabbed the yellow pages and looked up 'ass-pirate' and found you.

thanks Matt and Trey and all you dudes for ripping on the deserving!

"Heff T. DeeBahg III?" WTF? is that a real name?

One word: lolpwnt