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Hoarding Specialists Steve and Dave:

Dear Everyone,

Last weekends episode entitled "Insheeption" chronicled the lives of Stan, Mr. Mackey and of course Mr. Yauman the sheep "herder" as they sought to find a cure for their hoarding problem.

After watching many episodes of "Hoarder's" on A&E I feel I am qualified to diagnose a hoarder.

Sadly I have some bad news… We here at South Park are Class 3 hoarders. We have moved beyond locker hoarding to…STORAGE UNIT HOARDING.

My colleague and fellow hoarding specialist PA David and I went over to our storage units to access the situation.

When we first arrived on the scene it was dark and musty and there was a slight hint of stale mothballs that were rolled in old bacon in the air. We held our breath and moved in for a closer look to see what kind of stuff South Park staffers have been stashing there for the past 14 and a half years.


I found an old Stark’s Pond layout made of construction paper!!


We caught this guy creepin' around. I nearly shat myself when I opened the door…seriously.


Natasha Henstridge signed "Species" poster? Natasha was Ms. Ellen in the season 1 episode called "Tom’s Rhinoplasty."


Someone from the LA kings signed picture… #28 name begins with an A…beats me.

Last but not least the holy grail of all things found in storage.
The very gown Matt Stone’s wore to the Academy Awards in 2000. Trey was nominated for Best Song in a Motion Picture with Marc Shaiman and “Blame Canada” was performed live on stage by Robin Williams. Although they did not win that night, Matt and Trey left their mark on the Oscars forever. I think you know where this is going.


PA David wearing Matt’s dress from Oscar night.

In conclusion we here at South Park are hoarders, but it's a good thing! We still have a lot of the old relics from back in the day Treasures that define South Park’s history.


14 plus Years of South Park!


Sincerely,

Hoarding Specialist Steve
Hoarding Specialist and Sexy Model Dave

I guess Insheeption was based off of the people who work at South Park beacuse they are hoarders too.

I wish my hoarding in my own house was as orderly as the South Park's storage locker I must be a class 4 or 5 hoarder. For realz.

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class 4+ hoarder

btw, good luck in Coon 2: Hindsight tomorrow. The clip looks like it's going to be a great episode. I want to be "The Mosquito" for Halloween - if only I can find a good Vuvuzela that I can use to help make my costume

Aww, you couldn't find Trey's dress?

Omg, Matt's so obviously had a boob job.

(how the hell did I miss this thing last night?)

Jesus, between the hoarding ep you guys did, and the CSI: CSIey that was on on Thursday, I'd had enough of the crap in my room. I went through some drawers and my closet and got rid of a bunch of old text books that I haven't cracked in almost a decade (and managed to get a whole entire dollar for them from Half Price Books which I then put toward some used vinyl). I also ground up several pounds of old bank statements and random mail that was lying around, and I threw out all kinds of random junk. Alas, all that and my room is still amazingly crapped out.
It's probably time I started listing some of my radios, random electronics, and camera accessories on ebay too. Not just to clear space, but to get some extra cash. Pappa needs some go faster gear the Bug. ...Santa wants a two person threesome.

PA Dave sure knows how to fill out a dress.

This reminds me of that show American Pickers. All those people who accumualte all that crap piss me off.
"Oh hey, I'lll give you $800 for this piece of sh*t that's been sitting in your barn for 30 years."
"No. I don't think I could part with that."

WHY

I'm like that with some of my stuff. It's family stuff though, like Mom's '64 Bug, Grandpa's '50 Chevy truck, and my Grandparent's Philco. You could throw a million bucks at me and I wouldn't part with any of that. In fact, if the house were burning, I'd rip the garage door off the rails to pull that car out of there.

Bug- I clicked that picture and the words out of my mouth were "GOOD LAWD!"

And, was David able to zip up that dress? I think it's impressive he was able to put it on. Matt's so damm skinny.

That's not even the worst it's been. Hell, you should see my garage!

i bet that would catch a fortune on ebay. especially if u threw in the gang in front