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*411* Probably PostWed Mar 19, 2008 8:50 am OfflineSite Admin
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Thu May 20, 2004 7:52 am2362The Internet
Cartman preaches and the children begin plans to build a church. Satan spends the night with Saddam. Kenny wasn't killed in the previous episode, but the bus that ran him over stops in Mexico, where Kenny is found. Satan, in his time of crisis turns to God for advice. Cartman is discovered as a fraud and is sent to Mexico for punishment.
Re: *411* Probably PostSun Aug 09, 2009 1:51 pm Offline
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Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:43 am5
I love the way how Cartman speaks in this episode, you know, making the last sounds long: HEAVENNNA, LORDDDA and so on. It reminds me the way how CĂ©line Dion sings :lol:
Re: *411* Probably PostSun Jan 31, 2010 11:42 am Offline
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Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:42 pm48
kenny went to hell... i mean mexico
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:23 am14Tweek Bros. Coffee
Hell yeah, only us Mormons get into Heaven. I know thats right. lol jk.

That's one of the things that bugs me about the Book of Mormon, is that it says only people belonging to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS, better known as the Mormons) can enter the Celestial Kingdom, which we believe is 'true' Heaven, I guess you can call it. That's where we supposedly can actually see and talk with God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost. It also says we become Gods of our own world if we get sealed in the Temple with our family.

...Just a little LDS lesson for y'all. lol..
Life ain't so bad at all, if you live it off the wall. ~Michael Jackson
PostFri May 14, 2010 4:40 pm Offline
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Fri May 14, 2010 3:36 pm0
they have a f*ckin crapy church
PostThu Oct 28, 2010 2:04 pm Offline
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Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:19 am0
have you wathced all about mormons episode?
PostSat Jan 15, 2011 3:56 am Offline
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Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:45 am0
Mormon is sh*t
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Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:56 pm2
How come only Mormons get to heaven if god is a buddhist?
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Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:19 pm0
Has anybody ever mentioned how that whole little intro speech to hell new comers is like.. almost word for word a Rowin Atkinson skit from the early 90's. lol
Lol PostTue Jun 28, 2011 3:00 am Offline
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Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:33 am0Bucuresti
Love how Sadam yells "NOOOO" at the end...
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PostMon Jul 25, 2011 4:54 pm Offline
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Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:46 am0
the only one going to hell is cartman!!....maybe kenny to.... ;P
Music from 12:33 PostSat Feb 23, 2013 3:40 pm Offline
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Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:54 am0
Can someone tell me what's the name of music from 12:33?
Funny but pointless PostSun Mar 30, 2014 2:11 pm Offline
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Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:52 pm0
These two episodes are definitely worth many laughs, but trying to shoehorn a moral in doesnt work here because the writing shoots itself in the foot. The lesson about ignoring fear-mongering doesnt work because hell is real in the context of the episodes. And pretty much everybodys struggles here are apparently made pointless by their lack of Mormonism.
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Sun Mar 16, 2014 9:52 pm0
Hell, even Jesus himself is apparently wrong about how you get into Heaven here. You dont get there by living a good life, you get there by being a weirdo from Utah.
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