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Should Patrick deliver staplers dressed as Satan?
Yes, that sounds super funny! Take pictures! 93%  93%  [ 57 ]
No, you wouldn't do that to poor Patrick! 7%  7%  [ 4 ]
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PostWed Oct 11, 2006 1:40 am Offline
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Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:27 am31Greenock, Scotland
Wouldn't it be more fun to make him deliver anvils in a two piece bathing suit riding a pink trike with nice shiney tassels.. no? Just me then.
PostWed Oct 11, 2006 6:03 am
Did this Patrick banish snakes from Ireland*? Hell no! Therefore, PA Patrick should be required to wear the Satan costume as often as possible. He should deliver babies to random members of the crew. This will also result in confused looks, no laughter and very possibly criminal charges.

What's a shut-in?

* The other more well know Patrick didn't actually banish snakes from Ireland. This despicable lie is one of the many reasons why Irish people are required to get filthy drunk on 17th March, and on many other days also.

EDIT - I now know what 'shut in' is - oh dear... :cry:
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PostWed Oct 11, 2006 7:44 am Offline
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Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:43 pm18783I was over nah, but now I'm over heah.
That would be a great. And if it fails, you could always have them dress up as Rob Schnider and deliver said stapler.
PostWed Oct 11, 2006 9:44 am Offline
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Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:31 pm2247Santa Monica, CA
Satan is good, but Satan with a wicked set of tits is better.

Here's my conspiracy of the week:

The much-debated Lost numbers represent what the writers' room collectively predicted such an open-ended mystery would result in ad revenue and DVD sales.

I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.
PostWed Oct 11, 2006 10:21 am Offline
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Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:50 pm8Colorado, USA
kittenindublin wrote:
* The other more well know Patrick didn't actually banish snakes from Ireland. This despicable lie is one of the many reasons why Irish people are required to get filthy drunk on 17th March, and on many other days also.

Irish people required to get filthy drunk. Isn't that like requiring an exhibitionist to play strip poker?
PostWed Oct 11, 2006 11:29 am Offline
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Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:18 pm4Middle America
Patrick must be Satan for a day!
PostWed Oct 11, 2006 12:25 pm Offline
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Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:50 pm3709America's Next Door Neighbour, Canada
Ah, the initiation process! I say you should do it! See if you can give him a Saddam doll to, just for the sake of the SP reference, or is that going too far? :P
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Tue May 23, 2006 3:55 pm768California
I say heck yes.
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PostThu Oct 12, 2006 7:16 am Offline
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:37 pm17
Aym_Dand wrote:

Here's my conspiracy of the week:

The much-debated Lost numbers represent what the writers' room collectively predicted such an open-ended mystery would result in ad revenue and DVD sales.


yes, yes! YES!


Re: hazing - dress him up, deliver stapler, wave at passing motorists.
PostThu Oct 12, 2006 9:37 am Offline
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Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:35 pm12
I am not sure why you Jewish idiots who run this show think everything is a conspricy, I will personally send a copy of Alex Jones "terrorstrom" and Loose change 2.

Your motherland of Isreal are the masters of "False Flag Terror"

South Park Episode Equates 9/11 Truth with Anti-Semitism, Numerology and Cartman
Cartoon jabs at 'retarded' public, Charlie Sheen , citing Bush incompetence

Aaron Dykes/ | October 11, 2006

The popular cartoon South Park launched a 9/11 hit piece, claiming that the "one-fourth" of Americans who believe the attacks were an inside job are "retards." The episode equates the 9/11 truth movement with anti-semitism, a pointless and insignificant investigation into the misuse of a bathroom, numerology, and the selfish, racist, spoiled and more-or-less evil show character Cartman, who frequently attacks the character Kyle for transgressions he blames on Jews.

By the end, though, the 9/11 conspiracy that the government perpetrated 9/11 is itself a government conspiracy. In the episode, Bush and his administration want people to believe that the government is all-powerful and could achieve absolutely anything. South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone let the scene go over-the-top on purpose to play up the irony of Bush's known incompetence.

Here's a brief summation of the distorted and simplified view that South Park portrayed about the 9/11 truth movement:

- Cartman (and subsequently the episode) refer to a poll where "one-fourth" of Americans suspect the government did 9/11. However, the Scripps-Howard poll taken in late July 2006 reflects that MORE THAN ONE THIRD of voting-age Americans believe that the US government either perpetrated the September 11th attack or purposefully took no action to prevent it.

Additionally, the Zogby Poll conducted in May 2006 showed that 70 million American adults support a new investigation of 9/11. South Park not only under represented the polling numbers, but labeled that population representation as "retarded."

-The show did not challenge any of the claims made by various members of the 9/11 truth movement (though they did present various elements in an mixed, but un clarified blanket theory which poorly represented serious points and research explored). It mentioned that steel couldn't be melted by the jet fuel fires, but connected it with blame for the Jews, allowing for a continuation of Cartman attacking Kyle and the Jewish faith.

The attempt to link 9/11 Truth with anti-semitism is fallacious, as most people who believe 9/11 was an inside job blame the Bush administration. Alex Jones estimates that approximately 10-15% of that group "blames the Jews." The media continually tries to link 9/11 Truth with anti-semitism without basis.

-During the segment featuring a researcher, the show portrays the political dissident as a crazed, paranoid person who would even possess anthrax-- 9/11 Truthers are "nut jobs" nearly equivalent with terrorists.

-But the overriding message here is a continuation of the Bush incompetence theory. South Park makes clear that 9/11 was perpetrated by "pissed off Arabs" and that only a "retard" would think the government is capable of carrying this out.

Excuse me? Nineteen people in a cave could make NORAD stand-down, fly Cessna planes and otherwise catch an elaborate and leading intelligence network off-guard, but the government could not because Bush is a moron?

Clearly, this case, however valid, does not address the Norman Mineta testimony from the 9/11 Commission hearings that has an aide asking Dick Cheney if the "order still stands" as the planes approach their targets. According to testimony, Cheney tells the aide, "Of course the order still stands. Have you heard any different?"

-The episode refers to documents that civilians can't know about, but declassified documents like Operation Northwoods are available publicly and clearly shows that governments at least consider creating provocations and carrying out false-flag operations.

The South Park episode shows that 9/11 Truth has grown so large that it must be acknowledged and dealt with. The episode belittles 9/11 Truth, but does give it high-profile television time. But this exposure comes at the expense of a highly-influenced audience-- some of which may be neutral to 9/11 issues-- now thinking of 9/11 Truth dismissively.

I suspect the South Park crowd has number of people who are otherwise unaware, undecided and even uncaring of 9/11 issues who are highly influenced by the rationale episodically reiterated by the each show to its willingly-ignorant audience. South Park are regular distributors of condensed, semi-informed opinions on topics that are more comfortable when remote and unexplored.

parkerThe show's creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, can't explain points they were willing to bring up in the episode, but not willing to study, including factoids about steel's tendency not to melt or scientifically-based theorems regarding controlled demolition in the Twin Towers. They won't bring up the Project for a New American Century or NORAD standing down automatic air defenses.

They prefer to keep things at the superficial seams-- the fourth of Americans who believe this stuff are "retards"; the government is too incompetent to have executed this plan; only a "retard" would believe that anyone other than "pissed off" Arabs carried out 9/11; 9/11 conspiracy nuts blame Jews/ blaming Jews is racist and wrong/Shut up, already, etc.

This compares with the treatment of global politics, rogue nations and partisan views on policy Stone and Parker presented in Team America: World Police, a live-action puppetry film that has American Special Forces Troops pitted against North Korea's insane and lonely dictator, Kim Jong Il.

The tongue-in-cheek film is certainly intelligent enough to consider real factors-- the pax America terms in globalism via the United States. But it dismisses the bulk of emperical sins as something like 'necessary roughness' in a vulgar but figuratively pointant summation speech about the three roles playing out in the scenario: ( VIDEO | BACKUP )

We're d**ks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid d**ks. And the Film Actors Guild are p****es. And Kim Jong Il is an a**hole. P****es don't like d**ks, because p****es get f**ked by d**ks. But d**ks also f**k a**holes: a**holes that just want to s**t on everything. P****es may think they can deal with a**holes their way. But the only thing that can f**k an a**hole is a d**k, with some balls. The problem with d**ks is: they f**k too much or f**k when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a p***y to show them that. But sometimes, p****es can be so full of s**t that they become a**holes themselves... because p****es are an inch and half away from a**holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f**k this a**hole, we're going to have our d**ks and p****es all covered in s**t!

Arguing for a sort of practical defaulting to the United States as the relative good holds some validity, but again supports attitudes of willful ignorance, laissez faire citizen roles and a simplistic and faulty faith in the United States' being a force for progress of any kind. However, that relativism isn't even accurate in light of the Bush administration condoning torture , declaring Bush above the law and superceding the Constitution with bullied legislation. Does that sad version of the United States still hold as the relative moral superior?

Bush's incompetence has very little bearing on supposed failure in Iraq when the plan is to build permanent bases, stay for a decade or longer and use the divided country as a base of operations for other regional conflicts in the PNAC planned multi-theater war (" Rebuilding America's Defenses ," page iv).

South Park is a cartoon, which rightfully portrays scenarios and players in cartoonish dimensions. It's analysis of current events and culture is simplistic. It categorically reduces all elements. In this episode, we see that 9/11 Truthers are "retards," Bush & Co. try to look tough but are incompetent (Cheney's shot misses again).

In truth, South Park must know that it is really asking its core audience not to consider evidence about 9/11. Instead of researching information and participating in civil discourse as an informed dissident, this viewpoint encourages a continuation of the status quo for its audience-- a broad sector of Americans who know nothing real about our nations interactions with remote nations of interest.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone express an interest in keeping their crowd blindly supporting United States action around the world in the name of relative right. Most of this crowd would have trouble locating North Korea or Iran on a map, but are content to maintain the viewpoint that Bush is just an eccentric idiot confronting evil, cartoonish demon leaders around the world. ... update.htm
PostFri Oct 13, 2006 6:03 pm Offline
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Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:27 am9
f*cking useless long post, hezbollah.
Shame on South Park PostFri Oct 13, 2006 8:06 pm Offline
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Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:07 pm4
Don't worry, none of us 911 truthers have the clout that that fag Tom Cruise has. I'm glad you're bringing up the subject but this is obviously a hit piece. You guys are arrogant and suck.
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Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:08 pm2504hillbilly hell
@Hezbollah: Uh... oh...kay... :roll:

Mr. Hat_DX27 wrote:
Ah, the initiation process! I say you should do it! See if you can give him a Saddam doll to, just for the sake of the SP reference, or is that going too far? :P

Hatman, when it's South Park, nothing goes too far. I'd say have him walk out in public wearing that Satan costume as well just for good measure. And if it can be found, give him a Saddam doll. Hazing = awesome, especially when it isn't happening to you. XDDD
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I woke up this morning thinking about Cartman saying, "Of course. Why didn't we see this befo.." and laughed. I've been thinking about how funny the Hardly boys were, and I wish to retract my statement that you guys are arrogant and suck. No one makes people look gayer than South Park, and I have to admit the episode did have some funny moments..even though you make us out to look like gay brothers. But everyone's a little bit gay, right? I mean, you guys kissed each other in a movie! That's pretty gay.
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